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Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 02:45 PM
It's probably just part of my warped sense of humor, but I love limericks. I have decided (and hope there are those who will join me) to start a "Lauding Limerick" thread...and humorously praise board members through limericks. Please feel free to join in...my ego won't be able to take it if this thread crashes and burns...;)

Here goes, a shout out to the Queen of the Smilies...

There's a girl known as Godsownfool,
Her smilies are stupendously cool.
Her wit is so keen,
No wonder she's Queen
of the Smilies, so long may she rule!

seek_joy
Jan 6th 2006, 02:59 PM
The man in the bunny suit is Theabaud
With bunny slippers on his feet he is shod.
He holds satan liable
With his trusty pink Bible
What an outstanding young man of God!

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 03:05 PM
The man in the bunny suit is Theabaud
...

Excellent!

...and thanks for saving my face...:)

seek_joy
Jan 6th 2006, 03:05 PM
And then there's dear sweet Pleroo
Whose moniker is a purple kangaroo
She says "it's been fun.
But I really must run
I'm having a baby brand new!"

seek_joy
Jan 6th 2006, 03:07 PM
Dang it, Theo, I'll be singing limericks all morning. See what you've started? :rofl:

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 03:08 PM
A pastor we all know as Mark
Helps us find our way in the dark.
With devotions and such
He helps us so much.
We all listen when he says, "Hark."

seek_joy
Jan 6th 2006, 03:09 PM
There's a man of a certain sort
Who in Bible Chat holds open court
But what could be sweeter
Than our own ProjectPeter
Who never leaves satan with a retort.

Okay, I'll stop. For now anyway. :lol:

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 03:11 PM
Okay, I'll stop. For now anyway. :lol:

No, no! I've yanked the limerickal lid off of Pandora's box...no stopping it now!

seek_joy
Jan 6th 2006, 03:17 PM
Our dear favorite Brit LindaJ
Holds to the Truth without sway.
To those who might mock,
She replies "Poppycock!
I'll live my life God's way!"

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 03:18 PM
Seek_Joy has talent, sure enough
For making up rhymes and such stuff.
A brain o so quick:
Another limerick!
Mentally speaking, Seek_Joy is quite buff.

seek_joy
Jan 6th 2006, 03:28 PM
And the hardest one of all....................(drum roll please)

With an avatar made with a stylus
We find our own dear Theophilus
A true blue friend
He'll be with us to the end
As faithful as Paul's Ephaphroditus.


(cymbal crash. Raving applause.) :rofl:

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 03:36 PM
And the hardest one of all....................(drum roll please)

With an avatar made with a stylus
We find our own dear Theophilus
A true blue friend
He'll be with us to the end
As faithful as Paul's Ephaphroditus.


(cymbal crash. Raving applause.) :rofl:

I am touched...and in a serious state of envy, concerning your limerickal skill. I bow to you, and bestow upon you the title of Master Limerickicist.
Don't ask me how to pronounce that...;)

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 03:40 PM
Have you met our own Prayin_Saint?
There's not a person can say that she ain't
A rock solid believer
You cannot deceive her
Her faith would make lucifer faint.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 03:43 PM
Have you seen the rabid chipmunk?
She lifts us up when we feel like we're sunk.
She's a cute little critter
Makes us chortle and twitter
Her humor is quite the "slam dunk!"

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 03:52 PM
She's purple, oh yes, that's quite true
The beloved marsupial Pleroo
It's hard to keep posting
Since a baby she's hosting
Just when is your little one due?



I know, that's two for Pleroo...
But what else would you have me to do?
I know of no other
More popular mother
Who's purple and expectant, do you?

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 04:01 PM
We met on the thread "Lighter Side"
Her grooviness she just cannot hide
Her answers are funny
(and her questions, too, honey)
Sherrie's a comic, it can't be denied!

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 04:08 PM
A good reputation is Qbee's
Her Lord she endeavors to please.
I'm sure that you'll find
When things trouble her mind
She's quick to go down on her knees.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 04:16 PM
Should I ever set sail 'cross the pond,
I'd seek out the mod of whom I am fond.
You know Cilla's her name
And her predominant fame
Is she's one upon whom Light has dawned.

GodsOwnFool
Jan 6th 2006, 04:20 PM
Okay Theo, here is my "very lame" attempt at a limerick (having never done one before). Please have mercy on me!

Carefully crafted words It did employ
Attempt to conceal threw out a decoy
Witty writing made them groan
Frequent poster whose gender unknown
Until the day Theo said: Its a Boy!

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 04:31 PM
Okay Theo, here is my "very lame" attempt at a limerick (having never done one before). Please have mercy on me!

Carefully crafted words It did employ
Attempt to conceal threw out a decoy
Witty writing made them groan
Frequent poster whose gender unknown
Until the day Theo said: Its a Boy!

That's pretty spiffy for your first limerick, Li'l Red...and I'm especially tickled that you chose "the Stick" for your subject matter.

A tear grows in the corner of my eye....

;)
Thanks, GOF... :hug:

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 04:33 PM
ACCM has a cool avatar,
Quite mysterious to me, but not bizarre.
Scarlet veil on her face,
Piercing eyes with a trace
Of His love shining forth, like a star.

ejant
Jan 6th 2006, 04:37 PM
There is a member PeterJ
There is a member LindaJ
They both post without pay
That is okay.

GodsOwnFool
Jan 6th 2006, 04:39 PM
There is a member PeterJ
There is a member LindaJ
They both post without pay
That is okay.

Wow... thanks Ejant. My limerick is looking surprisingly better now. :lol:

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 04:43 PM
Wow... thanks Ejant. My limerick is looking surprisingly better now. :lol:

Ouch! Glad you softened that with a smilie! :rofl:

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 04:45 PM
You can call her Keemah (but she's Kim).
Lives her life in devotion to Him.
And in post after post
There's no chance (not a ghost!)
That she'll ever write anything grim.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 04:49 PM
Now about Ejant, what more can I say?
You'll find him here most every day.
His rhyming's "so-so"
And his avatars...whoa!
But I'm so glad that's he's here to stay.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 04:57 PM
Have you heard of the Mutt we call Mighty?
Think he's silly, or foolish, or flighty?
Put those thoughts to an end!
Let me tell you, my friend,
He's truly serious 'bout the Lord, all righty!

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 05:04 PM
A poster (our friend) called Mshake
Truly loves Jesus, for goodness' sake.
She longs to know more of
God's grace and His love
She has a thirst for Him that naught else can slake.

Sorry about the naught and slake, but the KJV does that to ya' after awhile.

Keemah
Jan 6th 2006, 05:30 PM
You can call her Keemah (but she's Kim).
Lives her life in devotion to Him.
And in post after post
There's no chance (not a ghost!)
That she'll ever write anything grim.

Thank you, Theophilus!


We musn't forget sweet Alastair
Whose posts are made with great care.
From Norway this wonderful Scot,
Contributes to us quite a lot,
He has an awesome spirit that is rare.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 05:37 PM
Thank you, Theophilus!

...and thank you, for honoring Alastair (Mr. Cosmo himself)...and keeping the thread alive! Woot!

Ta-An
Jan 6th 2006, 05:47 PM
Theophilus,
You made my day :hug:
I am not even gonna attempt a try on this..... you guys are excellent :pp

Keemah
Jan 6th 2006, 05:48 PM
To BlackJack we must pay our dues.
For him we love to confuse.
With our questions galore
He asks even more,
And helps drive away our blues.

mshake
Jan 6th 2006, 05:50 PM
whoa. thanks for making me one. wasn't expecting that, made my day a little brighter.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 06:01 PM
The mod Mheat923
Likes to rep all the time, watch and see.
With a frown (quite the pout)
She quickly reps out
Let's rep her, and give her some glee.

seek_joy
Jan 6th 2006, 06:05 PM
Oh what a great lady, that Moonglow
Her love of Christ really does show
She's always on the run
Somewhere chasing her son
He's giving her gray hair, don't you know!

Quickened
Jan 6th 2006, 06:06 PM
this girl meesha is pretty ace
shes got such a pretty face
shes funny and mean
and rarely is clean
but the odor it stings like mace

:P

ejant
Jan 6th 2006, 06:08 PM
Ouch! Glad you softened that with a smilie! :rofl:


I'm not a poet wouldn't you know it. :cry:

Keemah
Jan 6th 2006, 06:11 PM
There is our wonderful Cassandra Dee.
As encouraging as she can be.
There is never a frown,
Although sometimes she's down.
She loves to praise and give God glory.

seek_joy
Jan 6th 2006, 06:14 PM
BigTlilODD is so misunderstood
Tatooed from his days in the 'hood
But old ladies everywhere
Think he's one big teddy bear
They'd give him a big kiss if they could!

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 06:14 PM
Then there's soldier Clavicula Nox
A part of what "awes and shocks".
When I found out the news,
That Christ he did choose,
I was blessed right on out of my socks!

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 06:19 PM
Hey, folks, have you heard of Slug1?
A soldier, but first, he's God's son.
He'll stand up and fight
For what's good and what's right
From no foe (flesh or spirit) will he run.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 06:28 PM
Read any posts from Duane Morse?
He likes talking 'bout Scripture, of course.
But wait, that's not all
He's quite on the ball
Talking science...even footnoting his source!

Keemah
Jan 6th 2006, 06:33 PM
There is our Unworthy Servant, Ali.
Whose as devoted to God as can be.
He'll debate and he'll joke,
He's a wonderful bloke
As from his posts you can see.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 06:35 PM
Jesusinmyheart's a pretty long name
But it fits Tanja well, all the same.
His love burns quite well
In her heart, can't you tell?
It's consuming her in Holy flame.

Pleroo
Jan 6th 2006, 06:40 PM
First of all, thanks for the laughs. These are all great!

I'm a novice too, but it looks like fun so I'll give it a whirl:

And then there's our friend called HisTouch,
Quite adept at trivia and such.
He's equally enduring
When it comes to encouraging.
His touch to this board adds so much.


Well, I tried. Forgive me HT. :lol:

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 06:40 PM
Then there is our cheech
Whose demeanor is that of a peach.
When she said where's that slug
On our hearts she did tug,
To our Lord she helps people reach.

Pleroo
Jan 6th 2006, 06:42 PM
She's purple, oh yes, that's quite true
The beloved marsupial Pleroo
It's hard to keep posting
Since a baby she's hosting
Just when is your little one due?




January 24th. And I really need to go back to my penguin avatar because my husband says I walk like one now. (Oh, guess I shouldv'e kept in the spirit of the thread and answered that limerick style. :rolleyes: )

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 06:42 PM
There once was a man made of stick
Whose wit was indeed pretty quick.
He kept his i.d.,
Secret as could be,
But now of the litter he's the pick.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 06:45 PM
First of all, thanks for the laughs. These are all great!

I'm a novice too, but it looks like fun so I'll give it a whirl:

And then there's our friend called HisTouch,
Quite adept at trivia and such.
He's equally enduring
When it comes to encouraging.
His touch to this board adds so much.


Well, I tried. Forgive me HT. :lol:

Schweet mother of pearl! Very nice...I laud your limericity..:pp

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 06:45 PM
There once was a sgt named Ken
All 'round the world he has been.
He loves to cut up
and drive his big blue truck,
As our country he works to defend.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 06:48 PM
There once was a man made of stick
Whose wit was indeed pretty quick.
He kept his i.d.,
Secret as could be,
But now of the litter he's the pick.

:kiss: muah, frothing furry friend. Again, my heart is touched at being a subject of rhymeation...

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 06:49 PM
There once was a granny, Diggin'Deeper
Who definitly is a keeper.
She knows about God
She don't spare the rod,
And when she fixes your plate she's probably a 'heaper'.

Sherrie
Jan 6th 2006, 06:52 PM
We met on the thread "Lighter Side"
Her grooviness she just cannot hide
Her answers are funny
(and her questions, too, honey)
Sherrie's a comic, it can't be denied!

Groovy! Peace Brother!



On the Christian Message Board and Forums
I met alot of people that I am adore'n
There's ejant with rulez
Now really there's a jewel
To add to the members with graceful decorum.



There's one paticular that I do miss
He's among the hero's in my book about this
I liked to give my thanks to Doc
He's across the ocean in Iraq
And he is one that I do certainly miss.




Sherrie (addicted to limericking now and will be back to continue)

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 06:53 PM
There once was a fool with four fingers
Who on the lighter side liked to linger.
Her smilies are 'boss'
The threadinator she lost,
But her jokes are right on the ringer!

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 06:56 PM
There is a poster named Judi
Whose spirit shows much beauty.
Her love is tough
But she's never gruff,
For her Christian life is more than a 'duty'.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 06:57 PM
For MyLifeIs4Christ...

God's Butterfly makes us all smile
With a heart that is true, without guile.
She blesses the board
(Not to mention the Lord)
Let's hope she stays here a long while.

Keemah
Jan 6th 2006, 06:58 PM
There's a fairly new girl, KennaM
Who is really a wonderful gem
She was nervous at first,
But with posts made a burst,
God's love just flows through them.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 07:01 PM
Can't forget Aunt Pleroo
With all the house repairs she's been through.
She'll check in to see
Just how you 'be',
Then goes back to waiting for the new baby to coo.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 07:06 PM
Treeindawind...

We can't forget about Stan
Who thinks the threadinator crown's in his hand.
He's good at the game
Much to his fame,
But the threadniator he's not.

Pleroo
Jan 6th 2006, 07:07 PM
Can't say enough good about Sonkissed.
She's tops on the good-hearted list.
Always seeing the best,
She finds some way to bless
Someone else so they too feel Son-kissed.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 07:09 PM
Starscream X-2...

There once was a soldier named Eric
Who's now not living in a barrack.
He's back from Iraq
Done carrying his pack,
And his posting doth carry good merrit.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 07:12 PM
Now the Toolman, that's one tough lookin' dude.
With him I will not start a feud.
Quite the man is our Texan
Tattooed muscles he's flexin'
'Round him, I'll be civil, not rude.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 07:19 PM
What about Jesusinmyheart
Willing to do her part.
She has a heart full of love
Prays for all to rise above,
From God she never will part.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 07:23 PM
BDH has a most trying job:
Running herd on this unruly mob!
I hope he does know
That 'cause of him, we all grow
Even though at times he must want to sob!

seek_joy
Jan 6th 2006, 07:28 PM
Writing limericks all day I've enjoyed
In my boring job it's really filled a void
But now I really must not shirk
I have to get back to work
Or I'll soon find myself unemployed!

:rofl:

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 07:31 PM
Can't forget bdh the admin
Who wants to see Christians not trapped in sin.
He runs the board
With the help of The Lord,
In the end, he know's we'll all win.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 07:36 PM
Writing limericks all day I've enjoyed
In my boring job it's really filled a void
But now I really must not shirk
I have to get back to work
Or I'll soon find myself unemployed!

:rofl:

Seek_Joy has made an excellent point...
I don't want her tossed from the joint.
But what fun it has been
Laughing again and again
Who knew? God can even limericks annoint!

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 07:44 PM
qbee's the bomb
a great God given mom.
She's a good mod
never puts up a facade,
When helping others she has no quam.

GodsOwnFool
Jan 6th 2006, 07:45 PM
Daily I see a chipmunk with a gun
My threadinator posts she tries to shun
red wagon is gone
bump drag rattle & yawn,
Shes tired from late night posting fun

Pleroo
Jan 6th 2006, 07:48 PM
Gives me many a chuckle, that Soon,
When he cuts up and acts like a loon.
But more and more I find
Through his posts Light shines.
Seems his Savior has got him fine-tuned.

GodsOwnFool
Jan 6th 2006, 07:50 PM
A stickman once started to rhyme
Others soon joined him in time
The fun that was had
Poems of others makes glad
His limericks are always most prime

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 07:56 PM
ddlewis86, what a mod!
His life is devoted to God.
Never fickle nor false
So listen up, Hoss:
The man from Dallas you'd better applaud.

Pleroo
Jan 6th 2006, 07:57 PM
Momof5 is always so kind
So certainly she will not mind
(Since baby number five
Is soon to join our hive)
If her user name now becomes mine. :D

mshake
Jan 6th 2006, 07:57 PM
this girl meesha is pretty ace
shes got such a pretty face
shes funny and mean
and rarely is clean
but the odor it stings like mace

:P

that girl sounds wonderful. what a catch!

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 08:01 PM
Momof5 is always so kind
So certainly she will not mind
(Since baby number five
Is soon to join our hive)
If her user name now becomes mine. :D

Not sure that can happen, purple one...but how about MultipleMarsupial?

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 08:06 PM
GOF, I must say that there lingers
A desire to see the girl with four fingers
Li'l Red I sure miss
(and I'd feel such great bliss)
If she'd come back, why, I'd even hire singers!

Pleroo
Jan 6th 2006, 08:13 PM
Not sure that can happen, purple one...but how about MultipleMarsupial?

MultipleMarsupial has quite a ring.
I guess it has potential to be just the thing,
If it weren't quite so long,
Or I was more strong.
Friend Stick, your suggested moniker I must fling.

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 08:20 PM
Friend Stick, your suggested moniker I must fling.

Suddenly, I feel like a booger! :lol:

Sherrie
Jan 6th 2006, 08:21 PM
MynameisMary likes to write and read
silly or serious she's been going at full speed
typing and playing
chattering and praising
She loves the lord Jesus, indeed.

Sherrie
Jan 6th 2006, 08:38 PM
Hey there's The one and only PapaJohn
He has those nostalgic words I like to play upon
a retired cook who auctioneers
sometimes gone and then appears
I wonder in amaze does he have a magic wand?

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 08:48 PM
Mikebr never ceases to ask it
A question so hard...what a task it
Most certainly is
To think (oh, gee whiz)
I just blew a big neural gasket!

Pleroo
Jan 6th 2006, 08:50 PM
Suddenly, I feel like a booger! :lol:

Find this scary?...


















http://www.uab.edu/images/imedpub/Kleenex.jpg

MynameisMary
Jan 6th 2006, 08:50 PM
I want to honor our resident hippie
Whos attitude is always upbeat
Shes bubbly and tender
I just adore her
As you know, her name is sherrie

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 08:54 PM
With Pleroo I suddenly have issue
Tried to smother me with a big tissue!
I know just what I'll do...
Take a shower in glue.
Then I'll stick to her husband on his shoe.

Not my best, but hey, it's almost quittin' time...

MynameisMary
Jan 6th 2006, 08:55 PM
This is to comfort poor theo
Who thinks he resides in a nose
I think he must see
His skin is not green
And he doesnt belong on a tissue!

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 08:57 PM
Mary, it's been quite a while
Since you brightened this place with your smile
Are you glad to be here
With the fruitcakes so dear?
Oh,yeah...you're one of us, no denial!

;)

MynameisMary
Jan 6th 2006, 09:00 PM
Hey theo, I wish to tell you
I missed being chief cake of fruit
thats a fact I wont deny
Im glad you like my smile
If I get too crazy just shoot!

Theophilus
Jan 6th 2006, 09:02 PM
Thanks, rhymers...This thread blessed me with many chuckles. I've got to hit the road, and I just wanted you all to know I appreciate the limerickin' good time.

Later, amigos and amigas...and God bless.

T.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 09:06 PM
My new found frined named Mary
She never seems to be contrary.
She's by people adored
More importantly, used by The Lord,
I must admit, her sisterhood I like very.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 09:08 PM
CN is a soldier at Bragg
He finds life there quite a drag.
He would re-enlist
for a post that was bliss,
But for now his army moral does lag.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 09:16 PM
There is a lady named Karen
Who about The Lord loves sharing.
She liked to pray
Enjoy the beach for a day,
Fruit of The Spirit she is bearing.

MynameisMary
Jan 6th 2006, 09:18 PM
I have this friend rabidchipmonk
Who has in her a lot of spunk
I'd love more to rhyme
I do have some more time
I just cant think of any more -onk's!

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 09:23 PM
I have a friend named 'heat'
Who plays like a hood from the street.
She's really quite cool
In her heart God does rule,
She is a friend you should meet.

BickBenedict
Jan 6th 2006, 09:23 PM
Everyone who has posted
Has every reason to be toasted
So let's raise our glasses high
And give a great big sigh
la la la la la la la

Ok, I'm not so good at this....but you get the idea? You guys are so talented!

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 09:30 PM
There is a guy named Bick
Who catches on quite quick.
To have around he is fun
His kids think he's number one,
His spiritual foundation is brick.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 09:34 PM
LindaJ is a friend from the isle
Whose odd bedtimes make us smile.
She's a really nice chap
With three kids in her lap,
Who'll go the extra mile.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 09:36 PM
ACCM has knowledge of food
I hope her advice isn't rude.
I like to eat,
especially what's sweet,
She's always in a good mood.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 09:43 PM
I adopted a mom named Sam
If she lectures you better say yes ma'am.
Her company's delightful
She never acts spiteful,
She prays to The Great 'I Am'.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 09:44 PM
Matt14 is good to talk to
His answers are always true.
He likes to help
When people are messed up,
He hates to see people feel blue.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 09:46 PM
And what of ScottJohnson
Our friend who posts a ton.
He's a great baby boomer
With a wacked sense of humor,
He sure is a great deal of fun.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 09:55 PM
Survivorgirl is my friend
We've been around the bend.
We grew up together
When times were better,
Good wishes to her I send.

MyLifeIs4Christ
Jan 6th 2006, 09:58 PM
Theophilus is silly, genderless, and sticky
He is the king of limericky
Always there when you need a friend
He'll serve the Lord till the end
Watch out though, he IS tricky!!!

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 6th 2006, 09:59 PM
And here's our little RC
of who we always hear and see
She always has us on our toes
In prayers up to our nose
But we couldn't live you see, without our little RC

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 09:59 PM
Momof5 is now Momof6
Who adoped me in a fix.
She always is kind
Even if she has no time,
She's great for getting your kicks.

Pleroo
Jan 6th 2006, 10:00 PM
Rabid C is a limerick machine!
Posts so many and keeps 'em clean.
Gotta give her props.
Her poems are tops.
Keepin' up with her'd take a whole team!

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 10:05 PM
Mark is a pastor who does post
Who I've never seen boast.
He's there to help
When you're tangled in sin like in kelp,
He is Carolina's toast.

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 6th 2006, 10:09 PM
So many members so little time
To honor each in a limerick line
I don't want anyone to be upset
cause his or her name wasn't said
I want you to know each of you is grand and fine !!!

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 10:17 PM
There is a pastor named mcgyver
Who could diffuse a bomb with a screw driver.
His talent is great
For The One beyond the pearly gate,
He'll one day sing in the heavenly choir.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 6th 2006, 10:26 PM
Slightly Puzzled is well, what can I say
A chat with him can make your day.
He likes to kid
And smack you with a garbage can lid,
Should we replace him? Nay!

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 6th 2006, 10:39 PM
I'd like to honor the mods and admin
In trying to keep this board free from sin
This is such a great, generous place
And while i hardly ever saw anyone's face
I enjoy the plentyfull teachin' and lovin'

MynameisMary
Jan 7th 2006, 02:33 AM
There is a poster named Toolman
Besides being smart as a pin
He truely is energetic
Working in apologetics
You could learn a thing or two from him.

seek_joy
Jan 7th 2006, 02:46 AM
Not a limerick, but I just couldn't resist (From Fox in Socks)

Look, sir. Look, sir. Mr. Nox, sir.
Let's do tricks with bricks and blocks, sir.
Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir.

First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack.
Then I'll make a quick trick block stack.

You can make a quick trick chick stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.

And here's a new trick, Mr. Nox....
Socks on chicks and chicks on fox.
Fox on clocks on bricks and blocks.
Bricks and blocks on Knox on box.

Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir.
Try to say this Mr. Nox, sir....

Clocks on fox tick.
Clocks on Nox tock.
Six sick bricks tick.
Six sick chicks tock.

cheech
Jan 7th 2006, 05:56 AM
There is this girl named RC
Who wanted to charge me a fee
To help keep me outta the guys forum
But I just couldn't ignore em
Their threads are da bomb, don't ya see

cheech
Jan 7th 2006, 06:05 AM
There is this guy called Slug1
He's my highschool sweetheart, hon
He works far away
But gives me his pay
so hey...my work is now done :D

cheech
Jan 7th 2006, 06:10 AM
This board rocks, it's #1
On here I have so much fun
I can't stay away
I'm here everyday
My work never gets done!

rabidchipmunk
Jan 7th 2006, 06:18 AM
I told you it was addicting
this joy of limericking.
You're having too much fun
Since you've begun,
So on you with limericks I'm picking :P

cheech
Jan 7th 2006, 06:18 AM
Theophilus, now that is a name
His limericks brought him to fame
But he did not do mine
Is that a sign
He considers me a limerick unworthy dame

rabidchipmunk
Jan 7th 2006, 06:25 AM
Aunt Cheech is a part of the board
Who is usually quite adored.
She learned about rythming
With just the right timing,
As she seeks to honor Our Lord.

MynameisMary
Jan 7th 2006, 06:39 AM
Oh those pooor moderators
While everyones acting like taters
Those mods keep us right
And shining Gods light
Even though they may laugh through their tears!

rabidchipmunk
Jan 7th 2006, 06:46 AM
There is a friend named Jesus
Who died in order to free us.
He came down to earth
Through the virgin birth,
To go to heaven accepting Him is a must.

MynameisMary
Jan 7th 2006, 06:49 AM
I have this friend named qbee
She is just as sweet as honey
She keeps us in line
Watching o'er all the time
And swats us when we are in need!

pnewton
Jan 7th 2006, 07:00 AM
On this board I often have fumbled.
My syllogisms have sometimes crumbled
But with kind salutation,
Increased Reputation
I was given some points by Humbled.

qbee
Jan 7th 2006, 07:03 AM
qbee's the bomb
a great God given mom.
She's a good mod
never puts up a facade,
When helping others she has no quam.

Chippy brings joy to the board many ways
and appeared in a basket at my door one day.
she said .. Hi Mom , can I be your daughter ..
I gleefully excepted but still dont know the father .. :lol:

rabidchipmunk
Jan 7th 2006, 07:03 AM
We serve The Savior named Jesus
The One Who'll never leave us.
He'll never replace us
or ever forsake us,
Into new creatures He'll make us.

pnewton
Jan 7th 2006, 07:05 AM
A poster to here gets a big nod
For being a strong man of God
Though his avatar's swooshy
He seldom gets gooshy
His name's Big T lil' odd.

MynameisMary
Jan 7th 2006, 07:06 AM
Chippy brings joy to the board many ways
and appeared in a basket at my door one day.
she said .. Hi Mom , can I be your daughter ..
I gleefully excepted but still dont know the father .. :lol: http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_19_2.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZBzfw001YYUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZBzfw001YYUS)

Heres to the father somewhere
That makes chip and qbee a pair
They sure look fine
In this maternal match divine
Is there room for a sister in there?

LOL.

pnewton
Jan 7th 2006, 07:08 AM
Now for avatar's that really have funk
The winner's a an easy slamdunk
From freaky to clever
The funniest ever
Are posted by Rapidchipmunk.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 7th 2006, 07:17 AM
Chippy brings joy to the board many ways
and appeared in a basket at my door one day.
she said .. Hi Mom , can I be your daughter ..
I gleefully excepted but still dont know the father .. :lol:
On her doorstep appeared in a basket
a rabidchipmunk quite spastic.
God brought her a mom
to comfort and calm,
God and her for parents...fantastic!

Heres to the father somewhere
That makes chip and qbee a pair
They sure look fine
In this maternal match divine
Is there room for a sister in there?
Mary I hardly know
But I already love her though!
She tries to act tough
But it's really just fluff,
Being my sister's a go!

MynameisMary
Jan 7th 2006, 07:18 AM
There is this guy, projectpeter
His post are so off the meter
Intellegent guy
he rightly divides
And as sharp as the sting on a skeeter!!!

pnewton
Jan 7th 2006, 07:20 AM
A teacher named LadyinWaiting
Is patient with all of our prating
But one day it would seem
She blew off some steam
And bit at Parishoner's baiting.

(I say this only because we all did!):D

MynameisMary
Jan 7th 2006, 07:23 AM
I am finally going to bed
With thoughts of you afloat in my head
All my dear sisters and brothers
on CMB forums
And I will pray for you til Im dead! LOL !!!!

rabidchipmunk
Jan 7th 2006, 07:24 AM
There is a poster, pnewton
Who likes to keep things fun.
At rythmning he rocks
Almost knocked off my socks,
And he's glad that the longhorns won!

pnewton
Jan 7th 2006, 07:30 AM
A poster named MynameisMary
Last week met a tough advisary
Though usually kind
She will speak her mind
She is nice, easy-going and scary.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 7th 2006, 07:34 AM
Her pm box is full it seems
It's piled high to the beams.
Emptying it needs
Should be a quick deed,
Has my thread about it been seen?

qbee
Jan 7th 2006, 03:12 PM
Her pm box is full it seems
It's piled high to the beams.
Emptying it needs
Should be a quick deed,
Has my thread about it been seen?

Though my box was almost exploded
Your thread has been rightly noted
Though you filled it the most
I payed heed to your post and its
ready to be reloaded

Theophilus
Jan 7th 2006, 04:06 PM
Let's talk about mod Matt14
Knows his Bible front, back (and between).
Is baptising a must?
(I'm sure it's discussed)
On the subject he's certainly keen!

;) Love ya, dude...

Theophilus
Jan 7th 2006, 04:09 PM
Girl Cheech was mistakenly left out
An oversight by me, there's no doubt.
She loves her man Slug
Sends him a long distance hug
There's your limerick, Cheech, no need to pout!

MynameisMary
Jan 7th 2006, 07:27 PM
Pnewton wrote a limerick of me
It would have knocked me off my feet
Hes a good man of God
Who from me gets a nod
And Im glad I was sitting in my seat!

rabidchipmunk
Jan 7th 2006, 08:02 PM
Though my box was almost exploded
Your thread has been rightly noted
Though you filled it the most
I payed heed to your post and its
ready to be reloaded
Thank you for deleting
'Cause my thread it was repeating.
More space
Post haste,
As I sit here, computer keys beating.

rabidchipmunk
Jan 7th 2006, 08:27 PM
The mod mheat
usually nice and sweet.
She may be a hick
But can get mean real quick,
But she wants this problem fixed for the sake of pete.

Quickened
Jan 7th 2006, 08:28 PM
Gives me many a chuckle, that Soon,
When he cuts up and acts like a loon.
But more and more I find
Through his posts Light shines.
Seems his Savior has got him fine-tuned.


Aw! :hug:

That was great! Thanks!

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 7th 2006, 09:02 PM
Oh and let's not forget literaryjoe
There's so much he seems to know
Always learning the bible's greek
We could say he's a bible geek
But therefore his vest should be white as snow! :lol:

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 7th 2006, 09:04 PM
And here's to Faithful1
The sweetest under the sun
Always has a kind word on her lips
And gives some wonderful tips
To be in her company is always fun.

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 7th 2006, 09:07 PM
Then there's a lady named Diggin'deeper
She couldn't be any sweeter
Her words are always so caring and wise
She'd rescue anyone from their demise
Her advice is always a keeper.

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 7th 2006, 09:09 PM
Ah, and lady Karenmot
No one could have forgot
Has been through a lot in her life
But despite her strife
She someday will rest in heaven, with God.

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 7th 2006, 09:12 PM
And wonderfull qbee
Who's always frank and free
To speak what's on her mind
Always loving and kind
But also poseses a stinger, you'll see... :lol:

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 7th 2006, 09:16 PM
Oh and not to forget soon
Whose fun makes ya swoon
But he's grown a bunch in leaps
and bounds, i hope he keeps
his love to the Lord and not be marooned.

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 7th 2006, 09:18 PM
What about Duane Morse
Who comes in wilde as a horse
Ready to jump into the fray
Of what others have to say
Wielding his knowledge back and forth.

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 7th 2006, 09:20 PM
And i'm so glad to see
back came MyNameIsMary
She tackles the bible with zeal
and made many members sqeal
But not always with glee :lol:

(you know i'm speaking the truth sister, hope you're not offended :hug:)

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 7th 2006, 09:24 PM
What can i say, i'm on a roll
Maybe one should make a poll
On who is the best at limerickin'
Honoring members stricken
With the limerick troll. :lol:

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 7th 2006, 09:30 PM
Then there's Christinme
Of her we can always see
The her light shines bright
Illuminating the deepst night
The truth having set her free.

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 7th 2006, 09:42 PM
And our Mod kahtar
Is never really far
When he sees a thread in need of closin'
He is one of the chosen
He just won't let members spar.

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 7th 2006, 09:46 PM
And our Mod named Mighty Mutt
Is sure to kick your butt
If you do wrong, or troll
Surely your bell will toll
Then you better keep your mouth shut.

Jesusinmyheart
Jan 7th 2006, 09:50 PM
And now i shall take a break
Before my head i'll forsake
From all the rhyming i've done
Wasting the light of the sun
And my time is at stake.

Faithful1
Jan 7th 2006, 11:02 PM
And here's to Faithful1
The sweetest under the sun
Always has a kind word on her lips
And gives some wonderful tips
To be in her company is always fun.

You are way to kind and made my night! Now I'll not be trying this limerick stuff, it is much to late here and I'm not so hot with poetry!

rabidchipmunk
Jan 7th 2006, 11:10 PM
We can't forget Faithful1
Who is just so much fun.
As a sister I adopted her
along with her heart so pure,
The Lord's work on you is not yet done.

MynameisMary
Jan 7th 2006, 11:15 PM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_12_22.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZBzfw001YYUS)
And i'm so glad to see
back came MyNameIsMary
She tackles the bible with zeal
and made many members sqeal
But not always with glee :lol:

(you know i'm speaking the truth sister, hope you're not offended :hug:)
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_12_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZBzfw001YYUS)

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 03:04 AM
Jesusinmyheart is one I must commend
If she tried she could never offend
She is just too sweet
To say things that sting
Shes just a gentle soul to the end!

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 03:06 AM
There is a poster named DarkMajin
Though his nic is hard to imagine
He shows he loves God
In each thread he gets on
Even though he got his name from starwars!

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 03:08 AM
Theres this man, God-guided-guy
He is so tender and possibly shy
He says gentle words
When folks hearts hurt
And with his whole heart loves us all.

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 03:10 AM
Theres a lady named tamevine
To answer all questions she tries
And shows Jesus' love
Gentle as a sweet dove
She just makes a heart want to fly!

Lisadawn
Jan 8th 2006, 03:47 AM
There is a woman named Lillia
Who is really quite familiar
With things for the 50's
I think it is nifty
The Pink Cadilac that she drives!

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 03:53 AM
On CMB I have a new friend
His name is mr Treeindawind
And I dont know why
But he really likes pie
But you are what you eat in the end!

I think he might be cherry.

treeindawind
Jan 8th 2006, 03:57 AM
Thanks for the rhyme Mary my freind
But Folks you are concerning me again
I wonder why,
I don't have girl eyes
That no one knows I'm a man :rofl:

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 04:00 AM
Oh my poor treeindawind
Im sorry my sweet friend
I edited it
Tailor made to fit
Now you are a he again!

treeindawind
Jan 8th 2006, 04:07 AM
Thank you Mary for the edit
The mistake you don't need to fret it
PapaJohn did the same
In another thread game
It must be the name I don't get it

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 04:11 AM
Thanks so much for understanding
As to why this keeps on happening
I just dont know why
I dont think its your eyes
A pic of you may just be the thing!

pnewton
Jan 8th 2006, 04:11 AM
On boards that go coast to coast
We each appear as a ghost
As the words flow
It's real hard to know
One's gender by reading one's post.

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 04:14 AM
A ghost is a very scary thing!
They run around clinking their chains
If you wanted to try
To explain just why
Couldnt you find another analogy?

cheech
Jan 8th 2006, 04:15 AM
Girl Cheech was mistakenly left out
An oversight by me, there's no doubt.
She loves her man Slug
Sends him a long distance hug
There's your limerick, Cheech, no need to pout!

:lol:

No pouting from me you will see
By the laughing face on my smiley
my tantrum is through
and I do thank you
now I will let you be

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 04:16 AM
PastorMark PastorMark PastorMark
The moderator with a spark
At the bottom of the page
Watching with wisdom sage
I wonder when he'll post a remark?

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 04:26 AM
You know theres this guy I just met
His name is unworthy servant
He has a kind way
Nothing ungentle to say
And his heart is truely Heaven sent!

treeindawind
Jan 8th 2006, 04:27 AM
There is a fine poster called RC
RabidChipmunk the full name would be
RC carrys a tiny machine gun
But it's only just for fun
As anyone soon shall see

cheech
Jan 8th 2006, 04:28 AM
Pnewton can ya come out and play
I wanna hear what ya have to say
So go get a drink
And be ready to think
Of a limerick you can post today :D

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 04:32 AM
I am still waiting on PastorMark
To finish reading all our larks
Some time here real soon
He'll get close enough to do
A limerick with his special spark!

Lisadawn
Jan 8th 2006, 04:35 AM
Mary, Mary is that your Name
Others have probably asked you the same
On the Board I will see
Many Posts posted by thee
So I am your friend, just cal me Sam..

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 04:36 AM
Cheech I've something funny to say
I think you will like by the way
I mean you no harm
but in your avatar
That boy looks to be swallowing his face!

cheech
Jan 8th 2006, 04:38 AM
The Lord up above is so great
He's waiting outside the gate
To forgive us our sin
And welcome us in
For this I can hardly wait

My limericks for now they are done
I must admit they are so much fun
But my bed's calling my name
Away from this game
Someone else came write another one

PastorMark
Jan 8th 2006, 04:39 AM
Sometimes we mods tend to ache
from making sure things here don't break.
As we watch and we pray,
hoping threads won't decay,
we lean on our boss, bdh.

There! Happy, Mary? :lol:

cheech
Jan 8th 2006, 04:46 AM
Cheech I've something funny to say
I think you will like by the way
I mean you no harm
but in your avatar
That boy looks to be swallowing his face!

:lol:

Mary, the boy that you see
Is Calvin, who resembles me
When I get up from bed
Cuz the mornings I dread
Until I get my first cup of coffee

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 04:46 AM
Why PastorMark that one was great!
Heres a tylenol for your ache,
And yes I am very happy
For even the small print I did read
And for possible breaks heres some duct tape!

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 04:51 AM
:lol:

Mary, the boy that you see
Is Calvin, who resembles me
When I get up from bed
Cuz the mornings I dread
Until I get my first cup of coffeeOh cheech I sure know how you feel
Cuz with morning it is hard to deal
My brain feels stuck on pause
20 questions my husband has
Off the ceiling , Me, they have to peel!

cheech
Jan 8th 2006, 04:56 AM
PastorMark what good advice
To read the word or pay the price
of coming here first
instead of quenching our thirst
With the Bible, God's rules for our life

Ok really this is the end
of my limericks, I will not bend
I must go to bed
and lay down my head
Or church I will not attend

rabidchipmunk
Jan 8th 2006, 04:57 AM
With all the limericks we've posted
And so many people now roasted.
I can only can speak
In lee-mer-reek,
Not that I have just boasted.

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 05:10 AM
My friend miss rabidchipmonk
Has something wrong with her tongue
Spent so much time
Limericking with rhyme
On rhyming her tongue is stuck!

pnewton
Jan 8th 2006, 05:29 AM
Pnewton can ya come out and play
I wanna hear what ya have to say
So go get a drink
And be ready to think
Of a limerick you can post today :D
The drink is ready and made
With lime juice and pink lemonade
I made it real dandy
With five shots of brandy
To Cheech!! (this game I've now played)

rabidchipmunk
Jan 8th 2006, 05:41 AM
Treeindawind...
To Stan, raise your keyboards high
As I toast him, here's pi in your eye.
He thinks he will win
Threadantorium,
To the title wave good bye. :P

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 05:59 AM
Pnewton a message I must deliver
The drink you toasted cheech with..er..
I dont know if you know it
But its got something in it
That brandy will pickle your liver!!!!

god_guided_guy
Jan 8th 2006, 06:22 AM
There is a user named Mheat
She really is quite a treat
I would not be ashamed to call her my mom
maybe she likes a pslam?
I would really like to meet:P

pnewton
Jan 8th 2006, 06:31 AM
These limericks are clever, so store 'em.
They're curtious, full of decorum
So keep them all kind
Or else you may find
You most post on some other forum.

pnewton
Jan 8th 2006, 06:35 AM
Pnewton a message I must deliver
The drink you toasted cheech with..er..
I dont know if you know it
But its got something in it
That brandy will pickle your liver!!!!
I don't dring too much or too often
Hard liquor my wits too much soften
To keep me alive
I don't drink and drive
I don't look too good in a coffin.

god_guided_guy
Jan 8th 2006, 06:36 AM
there is this man who is so cool
i can tell you he is not a fool
He likes to listen to third day
he can help you if you say i'll pay
but does he like to ride on a muel?

His name is rob
it ryhmes with bob
he is great
hes an awesome mate
but he sure is a slob

hahaha

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 06:39 AM
I really must go to bed
Rest up for the day ahead
My hubbys asleep
He usually warms my feet
But I enjoyed all the limericks I read!

god_guided_guy
Jan 8th 2006, 06:40 AM
good night
sleep tight
rest well
dont miss the bell
and tomorrow take flight

cheech
Jan 8th 2006, 01:16 PM
The drink is ready and made
With lime juice and pink lemonade
I made it real dandy
With five shots of brandy
To Cheech!! (this game I've now played)

:rofl:

Pnewton, now what can I say
You're a trip, you'v made my day
But with 5 shots of brandy
That's WAY more than dandy
What the heck pass one my way :D

cheech
Jan 8th 2006, 01:27 PM
G3 are you awake yet
a late night I'm sure you'll regret
Staying up real late
Writing limericks on this date
Next time your clock you will set

cheech
Jan 8th 2006, 01:32 PM
Mary wake up and begin
your day thinking again
of a limerick or two
created by you
by the way do you have a twin

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 06:15 PM
Cheech my dear I have begun
Started my day with a bright shining sun
A limerick or two
I will write for you
On the twin thing I'll go ask my mum!

Theophilus
Jan 8th 2006, 06:45 PM
Hurrah for our dear sister Kayte
Her posting is really first rate
Guess what? She's artistic!
Her drawing's realistic
Perhaps in heaven she'll do God's portrait!

ejant
Jan 8th 2006, 06:55 PM
Ahoy matey
there is Kayte
You gotta luv her
As her posts with never bring on slumber.

Am i doing better theo

Theophilus
Jan 8th 2006, 06:57 PM
Serapha sure knows history
Got it covered from BC to AD
Is the Bible true? She's got proof!
Never acting aloof...
Not condescending, but always a sweetie.

Theophilus
Jan 8th 2006, 06:59 PM
Ahoy matey
there is Kayte
You gotta luv her
As her posts with never bring on slumber.

Am i doing better theo

An "A" for effort, ejant...your heart is definitely in the right place! :)

A really interesting use of iambic pentameter...;)

ejant
Jan 8th 2006, 07:05 PM
http://bibleforums.org/customavatars/avatar11388_48.gif (http://bibleforums.org/member.php?u=11388) Theophilus

Is not like the rest of us
thinks he is a saint
tried for months to fool us :cool:
But as it came about
A boy without a doubt.

cheech
Jan 8th 2006, 09:01 PM
Hello everyone I've returned
And now I'll tell you what I've learned
Never shop on the Sabbath
The crowds are quite mammoth
Now a big rest I have earned :D

Son_kissed
Jan 8th 2006, 09:14 PM
Can't say enough good about Sonkissed.
She's tops on the good-hearted list.
Always seeing the best,
She finds some way to bless
Someone else so they too feel Son-kissed.

Thank you, Pleroo
I feel the same about you,
It's mutual then, I guess.
Your post's always kind
and of a compassionate mind
I've been blessed by way more than a few.

MynameisMary
Jan 8th 2006, 09:17 PM
I dont know Son Kissed very well
But she seems like shes really swell
Shes good and kind
And sure can rhyme
Our love, her sweetness compells....

cheech
Jan 8th 2006, 09:35 PM
ScottJohnson hurry and play
before this all goes away
You've been here before
and I know you can do more
I'm so glad yer here today

Son_kissed
Jan 8th 2006, 09:38 PM
Mary, Mary is not contrary as the former poem goes.
She loves her Lord,
Strives to do His will
And help His Garden grow.

Son_kissed
Jan 8th 2006, 09:41 PM
Scruffy Kids a man
After Gods heart, I do perceive.
A humble man, He rejoices
In the Love he has received.

Theophilus
Jan 9th 2006, 02:13 PM
Then there's beloved WhisperingGrace
But of late, we've not seen her face
We'll all be concerned
Until we have learned
Why she's not showing up in this place!

Theophilus
Jan 9th 2006, 07:36 PM
TameVine is a recent addition
To this board, and she's in a position
To uplift and exhort.
You know, she's just the sort
To fulfill the Lord's "Great Commission."

Theophilus
Jan 9th 2006, 07:52 PM
Teke's been on here since 2003,
With a view that looks East, naturally.
Her knowledge sure rocks
She's quite Orthodox
She brings much to this board, you'll soon see.

Theophilus
Jan 9th 2006, 08:12 PM
From the Mountie to the Bulldog:

Christymac is a dear little sister
With such charm, it's hard to resister her
She loves God, we all knows it
And she certainly shows it
Enthusiasm as strong as a twister!

Theophilus
Jan 9th 2006, 08:29 PM
A true man of God, Guntario
With a heart for the truth, don't you know?
Though his avatar's odd
His love is for God
And we're glad that he's here, yes, it's so!

christymac22
Jan 9th 2006, 09:25 PM
Theophilus is my big brother
He makes me smile like no other
He liked to laugh as much as I did
About the yeti/alien hybrid
Oh how I love my brother from another mother

HAHA! Yeah, I ran outta juice on that last line...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Theophilus
Jan 9th 2006, 09:28 PM
About the yeti/alien hybrid


Boy, that brings back some memories...thanks, Georgian One...I'm a grinnin'. Think I'll whip out the Peanutica (tm) and play some upbeat music...

christymac22
Jan 9th 2006, 09:37 PM
Think I'll whip out the Peanutica (tm) and play some upbeat music...
Talk about bringing back memories!! :lol:

Peanutica is the instrument's name
A token of Jimmy Carter's fame
It was trademarked by Theo
And he plays it off-key, oh
I can't find the pic from that game! :P

Theophilus
Jan 9th 2006, 09:39 PM
Godsownfool is quite cool, as I've said
Her avatar's hair was once red.
That avatar she forsook
But...Oh, wait! Take a look!
Down below...See? There's her old head!

Theophilus
Jan 9th 2006, 09:42 PM
Talk about bringing back memories!! :lol:

Peanutica is the instrument's name
A token of Jimmy Carter's fame
It was trademarked by Theo
And he plays it off-key, oh
I can't find the pic from that game! :P

http://pics.amres.com/p_jpg/lk0786.jpg

Your wish...For that matter, it was your picture!

Theophilus
Jan 9th 2006, 09:46 PM
Christymac was once censored for "poo"
Even now, makes me laugh, it sure do.
"What would you do if..."
Caused a little tiff.
Say, Christy, what's that on your shoe?

Ah, good times...;)

christymac22
Jan 9th 2006, 10:04 PM
Christymac was once censored for "poo"
Even now, makes me laugh, it sure do.
"What would you do if..."
Caused a little tiff.
Say, Christy, what's that on your shoe?

Ah, good times...;)
:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
If I hadn't already repped you once today...!!! LOL

Yeah, what was UP with that??!! Mods, y'all better delete these posts, they've got the "P-word" in them!!! LOL Well, Theo and I sure did think it was funny...guess our twin warped senses of humor are the ties that bind...;)

MynameisMary
Jan 9th 2006, 10:28 PM
Oh the mods on this board are fantastic
Im sure they are stretched to the limit
What with words like "poo"
Whats a mod to dooo
They all need vacations, thats the ticket!

Lisadawn
Jan 10th 2006, 12:51 AM
Send the Mods on Vacation
Down South to the Space Station
While they are away
The members will play
Toolman will have a great day! (while away)

P.S. He never reads this anyway ha ha ha ha ha
The Lighter side is too much fun
Bible Chat is where he's at
Very serious stuff at that
Samantha will go there before this day is done.

I Love Bible Chat!!! :)

MynameisMary
Jan 10th 2006, 01:17 AM
Actually I told toolman that
A limerick for him I had spat
He came in here to read
And then got back with me
To my limerick he did tip his hat!

MynameisMary
Jan 10th 2006, 01:20 AM
Hello samantha dear I heard youre feelin fine
And it wont be long until Im with you all the time
but untill then I'll spend my money up right down to my last dime
Caaaaaallllllin Baton Rouge!!!!

Hehehe!

Samantha my dear I hope
Garth Brooks , to your ears dont sound dope
I like him sometimes
He just happened to rhyme
A song with your name in the prose!

pnewton
Jan 10th 2006, 01:26 AM
Free will is the thread now to click.
The comments are witty and quick
But Mary, quite plain
Was grossed out by Duane
She's predestined soon to be sick.

MynameisMary
Jan 10th 2006, 02:08 AM
Pnewton you know you should
Give duane some lessons in dudehood
Including just where Y'all
Go to answer the call
And make sure he knows toilets are good!

kasanm
Jan 10th 2006, 05:10 AM
This limerick is for my friend kayte. :)
I just had to move to her state.
For her heart's full of love.
From our Father above.
To know her has really been great. :hug:

pnewton
Jan 11th 2006, 03:45 AM
This forum has great conversation
Mixed with exasperation
MynameisMary
Had better be wary
When arguing with poster DarkMajin.

cheech
Jan 11th 2006, 03:53 AM
How far can this thread go
How many limericks I really don't know
But I'll do my best
to keep up with the rest
Gee, I wonder if it's gonna snow :rolleyes:

MynameisMary
Jan 11th 2006, 04:51 AM
Pnewton my darling,my dear
You know me, I have no fear
DarkMajin with his fantasy
Could never intimidate me
Cuz God Almighty is bringin up da rear!

MyLifeIs4Christ
Jan 12th 2006, 08:11 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/MRene/gross1.jpg


I'm borrowing this pic from God's Leading Lady. :D (let me clarify so no one gets confused...these are not her feet, she posted the pic in another thread)

WOW! You're feet
How descreet!
Your body must be in calcium overdrive
To have nails so long and so alive
No, I'm not repulsed, I think they're really neat!

:yes: :no: :crazy:

cheech
Jan 12th 2006, 08:21 PM
I'm borrowing this pic from God's Leading Lady. :D (let me clarify so no one gets confused...these are not her feet, she posted the pic in another thread)

WOW! You're feet
How descreet!
Your body must be in calcium overdrive
To have nails so long and so alive
No, I'm not repulsed, I think they're really neat!

:yes: :no: :crazy:

Now those are some nails, big and long
I'm sure they are pretty darn strong
But better beware
your nylons will tear
Yup those nails are so WRONG!

qbee
Jan 14th 2006, 01:35 PM
Oh my eyes my eyes they're terroised
They may never open again ..
The scariest feet I've ever seen
Must belong to the boogy man

Im getting outa here ... :eek:

cheech
Jan 14th 2006, 03:31 PM
qbee that was too funny
I can't believe she paid money
for toes such as those
Hey she could pick her nose
Ohhhh...now I'm sick to my tummy

MynameisMary
Jan 16th 2006, 09:43 PM
I'm going to pretend I didnt see that
Those nails should be on a kitty cat
But obvious to me man
those things are on a human
Behind the ear that person could scratch!


theres a moderator named Kahtar
Hes one of the best by far
Not just content
to edit content (:D)
He participates with wisdom from afar!

MynameisMary
Jan 17th 2006, 01:44 AM
PeterJ PeterJ Come and play
Dont you get tired of nothing to say?
PeterJ PeterJ in the nothing thread
Doesnt it just fill ya up with dread?
PeterJ PeterJ Come see us here today!

MynameisMary
Jan 17th 2006, 01:48 AM
I wonder what others will have to say
When they come on the limerick thread today
and realize with dread
the oops I did on this thread
That was not a limerick I wrote to PeterJ!!!

MynameisMary
Jan 17th 2006, 01:51 AM
qbee that was too funny
I can't believe she paid money
for toes such as those
Hey she could pick her nose
Ohhhh...now I'm sick to my tummy:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

MynameisMary
Jan 17th 2006, 01:59 AM
There is a poster named sherri
Going to school is scarry
But she should be careful
cuz this is just dreadful
Parking a truck is more scarry :D(:confused )

pnewton
Jan 17th 2006, 02:46 AM
Mary really knows her biz
She's the resident limerick whiz.
She came to this thread
We all thought was dead
And what was and had been now is.

cheech
Jan 17th 2006, 03:43 AM
These limericks they are quite fun
Who knows when we will be done
Adding pages galore
There's more limericks in store
Who'll be the next limerick champion

kasanm
Jan 17th 2006, 03:49 AM
You all have been very witty
Some of these have been quite pretty
As I read through the text
I wonder who's next
Whoever it is please take pity

MynameisMary
Jan 17th 2006, 04:42 AM
Thank you pnewton for your prose
It is as plain as the face on my nose
You know your biz quite well
And I think we all can really tell
Im still thinking about those freaky toes :D.

MynameisMary
Jan 21st 2006, 10:24 PM
I wonder what happened to you all
My prose has not kept you in thrall
Not one tiny peep
I think I will weep
Someone write a limerick for Chal!

MynameisMary
Jan 21st 2006, 10:27 PM
Nevermind I will:

Theres a poster on here named Chal
She really digs in the word of God
She'll hit the proverbial
Nail on the head Y'all
I dont mind reading her posts at all!

Mighty Mutt
Mar 20th 2006, 03:41 PM
Just saw this thread...

Let me first say "hello"
A limerick 'bout Chal I'll bellow
It fills me with glee
Mary thinks Chal's a she
He's really a fine Cajun fellow.

karenmot
Mar 20th 2006, 07:13 PM
I missed this thread way back -- I have no talent for this stuff whatsoever, but I just wanted to say that you guys are a scream! :rofl:

karenoka27
Mar 20th 2006, 08:00 PM
Julie is her real name
around here she has much fame
She struggles, she prays ,she's
wild yet mild
I love her as I love my own child

rabidchipmunk
Mar 21st 2006, 08:56 PM
Thanks Mom :hug: :)