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KennethDCollins
Jul 27th 2006, 09:42 PM
...it has a steeple, and when you open the door, you see all the people.:pp

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and...

Trisagionist
Jul 27th 2006, 09:48 PM
....it's close to a mini golf course.

((LOL, I'm at work and couldn't post right away...but mine fits with Bo peep as well...))

Putting together a puzzle can be fun because...

EagleWings
Jul 27th 2006, 10:10 PM
... you can look forward to seeing the whole picture.

The most precious thing in creation is ...

KennethDCollins
Jul 27th 2006, 10:20 PM
...a lovely cheese pizza, all to myself.http://scd.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/240961343 (http://msxml.excite.com/info.xcite/clickit/search?r_aid=33CF2A022F28434A815CB1CAB5983880&r_eop=4&r_sacop=4&r_spf=0&r_cop=main-title&r_snpp=4&r_spp=0&qqn=44D3%3BzX8&r_coid=372380&rawto=http://yule_rejoice.tripod.com/c-lyrics/somewhere_memory.html)


Sometimes you're the windshield...

SeattleSun
Jul 27th 2006, 10:55 PM
... and sometimes you're the bug that gets smooshed.

Wow! Did you see that kid ...

Trisagionist
Jul 27th 2006, 11:39 PM
....is BACK on the escalator!


From the best selling author...

KennethDCollins
Jul 27th 2006, 11:43 PM
...of "Why I'm Smarter Than You" and "101 Reasons You Should Buy My Book" comes the number one hit single "I Can't Really Sing, But You'll Buy My Album Anyway."

If I had a nickle for everytime someone said...

luvinlife25
Jul 27th 2006, 11:51 PM
nothing on the "what is nothing" thread I would be a million aire x's 2!!!! :lol:



For dinner tonight I had......

KennethDCollins
Jul 28th 2006, 12:07 AM
...company ... Take that however you will.

Once in a great while...

flybaby
Jul 28th 2006, 12:07 AM
a tuna salad sandwhich and pickled pigs feet.


How many toddler boys does it take to......

atrus912
Jul 28th 2006, 01:48 AM
...come up with the term "terrible two"?

Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered weak and weary...

flybaby
Jul 28th 2006, 01:58 AM
at my door I heard a rapping. (don't remember the rest, sorry)


When the going gets tough,

SammeyDW
Jul 28th 2006, 02:15 AM
I get an urge to get going.



The lady in your life tells you the weight she's gaining isn't fat,

Trisagionist
Jul 28th 2006, 02:16 AM
...you secretly enlarge her clothing while she sleeps.

If these walls could talk they would say...

flybaby
Jul 28th 2006, 02:26 AM
why is the music on kid's computer games so annoying???


The way to tell the difference between a loaf of bread and an elephant is

atrus912
Jul 28th 2006, 04:41 AM
...to try and cook a loaf of bread, and then try and hunt, kill, smuggle past poacher patrols in India/Africa, load onto a ship, get to the states, and (assuming that it's not rotten due to lack of proper refrigeration before now), try to cook an entire adult elephant in your home kitchen.

A bird in the hand is worth...

luvinlife25
Jul 28th 2006, 11:17 AM
absolutely nothing. That is disqusting. Who wants to hold a dead bird. Unless it is a Bald Eagle and then it is Worth you paying big bucks to post your bail.



The temperature today is suppose to be....

Studyin'2Show
Jul 28th 2006, 02:33 PM
....hotter than yesterday and since this is Florida, that's hot!


I can't wait until you...

KennethDCollins
Jul 28th 2006, 02:43 PM
...STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS!

A rose like any other...

Trisagionist
Jul 28th 2006, 03:57 PM
...still gets you out of the dog house.

Your call is important to us please...

FaithfulSheep
Jul 28th 2006, 04:03 PM
Your call is important to us please...

... hold on and you will get an impersonal computerized message that serves no purpose whatsoever other than to waise your time.


Sometimes I feel like I could just...

KennethDCollins
Jul 28th 2006, 04:33 PM
...kill the thread kill game if people would stop posting.:D

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet...

HisLeast
Jul 28th 2006, 04:37 PM
...kill the thread kill game if people would stop posting.:D

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet...

... which we assume is some manner of furniture appropriate to sitting while eating.


Yesterday, upon the stair I met a man ...

KennethDCollins
Jul 28th 2006, 04:40 PM
...and we had a stairing contest while others were staring at us.

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner...

Trisagionist
Jul 28th 2006, 05:08 PM
...till his mother let him out again.

Bob The Ghangus Khan come on down your the next contestant on...

SeattleSun
Jul 28th 2006, 05:58 PM
... the Barbarian Loot and Pillage is Right!

Well, I don't think we should ...

luvinlife25
Jul 28th 2006, 06:28 PM
hide in this corn field any more Jenny...Forest!! Forest!! Come back.



Dear Lord, make me a bird so I can.....

HisLeast
Jul 28th 2006, 08:58 PM
hide in this corn field any more Jenny...Forest!! Forest!! Come back.



Dear Lord, make me a bird so I can.....

...drop guano on unsuspecting passer-bys.

It is absolutely positively essential that...

SeattleSun
Jul 28th 2006, 09:04 PM
... we use as many adverbs as possible!

Don't look now, but you're ...

HisLeast
Jul 28th 2006, 09:25 PM
... a winner! Call now to redeem your fabulous prize! (Offer not valid without purchase. Special conditions apply, see inside for more details)


Taking hold of the peach with both hands, our hero took a deep breath and ....

Trisagionist
Jul 28th 2006, 09:29 PM
....crammed one in to each cheek and said Chubby Bunny!

I'm doing super thanks for....

HisLeast
Jul 28th 2006, 09:34 PM
... the 10 pound bag of 50 dollar bills. :D

When clipping nails, its important...

KennethDCollins
Jul 28th 2006, 10:43 PM
...to maintain a safe distance, at least 20 feet. :confused

The ants go marching one by one...

SeattleSun
Jul 28th 2006, 11:19 PM
... through my kitchen and into the cupboards. :mad:

Curious George, being overly curious, finally ...

KennethDCollins
Jul 28th 2006, 11:37 PM
...met his match when he snuck into the cage of Hungry Henrietta, the Bengal Tiger.

Scooby-Dooby Doo, where are you...

Trisagionist
Jul 29th 2006, 06:16 AM
...Making Scooby "DOO"! :P :D :lol: :P


I'm gunna float like a butterfly and stang like....

SeattleSun
Jul 29th 2006, 02:55 PM
... really bad paper cut on your index finger.

Sometimes it just isn't worth ...

HisLeast
Jul 29th 2006, 04:04 PM
....a ten pound bag of 50 dollar bills.

There's something funny about that...

Trisagionist
Jul 29th 2006, 04:16 PM
...ten pound bag of 50 dollar bills.

Sometimes you've got to squeeze, sometimes you've gotta say hey...

SeattleSun
Jul 29th 2006, 09:54 PM
... let's just buy ready made orange juice.

Why do you keep blaming me for ...

atrus912
Jul 30th 2006, 06:53 AM
...playing silly games with everybody and keeping the internet tied up?:lol:

As the last living soul on Earth, I first...

SeattleSun
Jul 30th 2006, 03:35 PM
... went to the library to get a book on survival.

Oops, was that a red light ...

HisLeast
Jul 30th 2006, 04:03 PM
... went to the library to get a book on survival.

Oops, was that a red light ...

...district that we just drove into?

I think we should ride anteloups instead of horses because...

Trisagionist
Jul 30th 2006, 04:26 PM
....they're a lot smarter.

If you're still renting houses and making the land lord richer, well then...

atrus912
Jul 30th 2006, 10:15 PM
...you're probably an average twenty-something.

Take two, and...

SeattleSun
Jul 31st 2006, 12:35 AM
... take three will get fired and a new SAG member hired!

So did you hear about what Sheila ...

Trisagionist
Jul 31st 2006, 03:09 AM
....sold down by the seashore?

Here's the pitch! And wooohoooo it's just a bit....

SammeyDW
Jul 31st 2006, 03:14 AM
loooww.....ouch that must have hurt. :D


Mommy what does it mean when,

Truthful
Jul 31st 2006, 03:26 AM
--Daddy says to his secretary, "I'll call you later to-night."

Let's all go to Wal-mart and---

SammeyDW
Jul 31st 2006, 03:29 AM
see how much mommy's credit card can hold.


Daddy, why do you and mommy,

HisLeast
Jul 31st 2006, 04:59 AM
see how much mommy's credit card can hold.


Daddy, why do you and mommy,

... get mad when I paint on the walls?

Its JUST like peanut butter and corduroy because..

MercurianLover13
Jul 31st 2006, 05:29 AM
...because its smooth and textured at the same time.

And I wanna wear a shiny hat and be...

SammeyDW
Jul 31st 2006, 11:49 AM
like daddy, he has a shiny, and smooth head , I want one too.

Mommy, my teacher said only you and daddy could get me a,

Studyin'2Show
Jul 31st 2006, 02:13 PM
...a baby brother or sister, or a pony. I'm leaning toward the pony. :D


Why do I bother....

HisLeast
Jul 31st 2006, 02:36 PM
...a baby brother or sister, or a pony. I'm leaning toward the pony. :D


Why do I bother....

... continuing on the "Questions only" thread?

So I says to young Angus...

SeattleSun
Jul 31st 2006, 02:48 PM
... hmmm, why did your parents name you after a breed of cattle?

As the day is long ...

SammeyDW
Jul 31st 2006, 03:00 PM
so is the "Answers First" thread. :lol:

Your daughter comes up to you and says,"Mommy I think I'm ..

HisLeast
Jul 31st 2006, 04:31 PM
so is the "Answers First" thread. :lol:

Your daughter comes up to you and says,"Mommy I think I'm ..

... going to dye my hair.

The 45th number after the decimal in Pi is...

atrus912
Jul 31st 2006, 05:13 PM
...something only a complete math freak would know!:lol: (I'm just messin with ya'! I don't know.

http://www.aquila.free.fr/einstein.jpg

That and fifty cents will get you a...

HisLeast
Jul 31st 2006, 05:17 PM
...something only a complete math freak would know!:lol: (I'm just messin with ya'! I don't know.

That and fifty cents will get you a...

... ten pound bag of 50 dollar bills. :D

There's something about hanging upside down that...

Trisagionist
Jul 31st 2006, 06:24 PM
...makes you wanna post about 50 dollar bills.

I met a man in brown leather coat, who thought one bullet could...

atrus912
Jul 31st 2006, 07:19 PM
...be used as a replacment fuse for his pickup truck.

You're all that and a bag of...

MercurianLover13
Jul 31st 2006, 07:45 PM
...of shiny nickels!

This is a fertile land and we shall call it.....

Trisagionist
Jul 31st 2006, 07:53 PM
...this land. I say we call it your grave.


OH NO...Curse your sudden but inevidable betrayal...

MercurianLover13
Jul 31st 2006, 07:59 PM
...AHAHAHAHa mine is an evil laugh, now die!

I once visited a planet where their primary past time was juggling....

atrus912
Jul 31st 2006, 08:46 PM
...pecans, so I showed them that they could be used in cooking, and they said that Earthlings were awesome.:cool:

Please sir, I want some...

http://www.musicomh.com/trailers/oliver-twist.jpg

Trisagionist
Jul 31st 2006, 08:47 PM
...baby geese... really. Gauslings.


Hey there, grand pa where ya go'n...

HisLeast
Jul 31st 2006, 08:58 PM
... to?

Cautiously, Joey peeled his banana, hoping that...

atrus912
Jul 31st 2006, 09:04 PM
...nobody would catch him in the farmers maket custodial closet.

The meaning of life is...

HisLeast
Jul 31st 2006, 09:46 PM
...nobody would catch him in the farmers maket custodial closet.

The meaning of life is...

... the subject of our next episode. Tune in next week!

I'm a certified, card carrying...

Trisagionist
Jul 31st 2006, 09:57 PM
...village idiot.....


I swear by my pretty floral bonnet....

atrus912
Jul 31st 2006, 10:37 PM
...that I will never try to squeeze into this dress again.

Well, that would depend on your defination of what the word...

SeattleSun
Jul 31st 2006, 10:41 PM
... "felony" is.

Now you tell me, geez, I'm such ...

Trisagionist
Jul 31st 2006, 10:44 PM
....a felon, I mean Mr. Jackson and O.J. have nothing on me.


The hero of Canton a man they call......

MercurianLover13
Jul 31st 2006, 11:09 PM
Jayne!

HE robbed from the rich and gave to the...

flybaby
Jul 31st 2006, 11:55 PM
even richer!!!!


May all your dreams be filled with

atrus912
Aug 1st 2006, 12:31 AM
...sleep. (I'm sorry guys, I've been having trouble lately, and sleep is good!)

Don't let the bed bugs...

MercurianLover13
Aug 1st 2006, 12:46 AM
..have a flyer party you won't know what sort of vermin will show up.

Let sleeping dogs...

flybaby
Aug 1st 2006, 02:24 AM
dream of somewhere other than where they are.


Keep up the good

Trisagionist
Aug 1st 2006, 02:27 AM
....cause tomorrow we're going to work on being bad.


Oh you're so observant you must be.....

HisLeast
Aug 1st 2006, 02:34 AM
....cause tomorrow we're going to work on being bad.


Oh you're so observant you must be.....

... related to Hisleast. :D

There are 3 ways to ...

flybaby
Aug 1st 2006, 02:35 AM
skin a cat.

Make my day, mister and

atrus912
Aug 1st 2006, 02:40 AM
...spare some change.

You've reached the voicemail of President George W. Bush, please...

HisLeast
Aug 1st 2006, 02:43 AM
...spare some change.

You've reached the voicemail of President George W. Bush, please...

... uh... please... <squint>... well... the answering machine <wave hand authoritatively> the answering machine is uh... well its meant to hold a message. That is why I ask the American people <pause> to leave a message.

There is nothing quite like the feeling of...

flybaby
Aug 1st 2006, 02:54 AM
two small arms wrapped around you in a special hug ending with "I love you, mommy"


When you love someone, you

MercurianLover13
Aug 1st 2006, 03:04 AM
HOLD ON TO THEM FOR DEAR LIFE!!!

Puppies are but kitties are...

atrus912
Aug 1st 2006, 03:48 AM
...adollable! (the spelling is intent)

On a cold winter's day, nothing quite tastes as good as...

flybaby
Aug 1st 2006, 03:49 AM
fly veggie soup!!!


You remind me of my

atrus912
Aug 1st 2006, 04:49 AM
...sister since you always are in a humorous mode!:lol:

Jesus loves me, this I know...

Trisagionist
Aug 1st 2006, 05:43 AM
...It's spelled out in my cheerios.... No wait, that was my alphabet soup.. All my cheerios says is, "ooooooooooooooooooo".

In case of a water landing your seats are designed to....

SammeyDW
Aug 1st 2006, 05:45 AM
for my parents taught me God's Word.



flybaby is so,

Trisagionist
Aug 1st 2006, 05:07 PM
back up Sammy...you missed one.....

flybaby
Aug 1st 2006, 06:37 PM
for my parents taught me God's Word.



flybaby is so,



interesting to talk to.


sammeyDW makes me want to

Trisagionist
Aug 1st 2006, 06:40 PM
run and hide.

In case of a water landing your seats are designed to....

flybaby
Aug 1st 2006, 06:42 PM
fly you away into the wild blue yonder.


Loud children are just like

Theophilus
Aug 1st 2006, 06:48 PM
a purple and orange plaid sports jacket: both make you cringe.


The main use for a car's sunroof...

Trisagionist
Aug 1st 2006, 07:01 PM
....is to let wind and bugs in to mess up your hair.


All emergency and urgent service requests must be entered.....

Standing
Aug 1st 2006, 07:57 PM
immediately and then called so the maintenance guy can get all upset about you making him put his beer down and actually do his job!

People who hate the Dallas Cowboys....

MercurianLover13
Aug 1st 2006, 08:06 PM
...are okay with me!

Dr. Pepper is to sooooo.....

Trisagionist
Aug 1st 2006, 08:17 PM
....oooooooooooo I can't remember the rest of the sentance...But I am sure it's good.


The following are considered emergencies and maintenance should.....

atrus912
Aug 1st 2006, 09:32 PM
...stay away from them if they have two brain cells rubbing together.

Welcome to the Jungle, we've got...

flybaby
Aug 1st 2006, 09:35 PM
lots of cheetas to catch today.


Fried rice keeps me

atrus912
Aug 1st 2006, 10:52 PM
...regular.:rofl:

Hey mister, you dropped your...

SeattleSun
Aug 1st 2006, 10:53 PM
... debilitated with a MSG headache.

I beseech of thou -- forsooth ...

Standing
Aug 1st 2006, 11:52 PM
and I say again forsooth!

Every man dies, not every man truly.....

atrus912
Aug 2nd 2006, 12:06 AM
lies.

Money is the root of all sort of...

Trisagionist
Aug 2nd 2006, 10:31 PM
....money trees. If money doesn't grow on trees, why is money the root of so much stuff and why do banks have branches?


Dear Buddha please bring me a pony and....

FaithfulSheep
Aug 2nd 2006, 10:40 PM
a lot of money from those money trees.

Santa, I asked for a Barbie doll but instead you gave me...

SeattleSun
Aug 2nd 2006, 11:07 PM
... a pony and a Buddha statue. :mad:

You know your car can't fly very far when ...

atrus912
Aug 3rd 2006, 12:43 AM
...you realize you've driven off a cliff.

Pride goeth before a...

Alive-Indeed
Aug 3rd 2006, 02:47 AM
...a face plant! : )

I really must to remembet to take a box of Kleenex with me, when...

Lisadawn
Aug 3rd 2006, 03:34 AM
I see a sad movie.

Roast beef and potatoes are

Trisagionist
Aug 3rd 2006, 04:57 AM
both food products and safe to consume for most normal societies.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengance and furious anger those who attempt.....

FaithfulSheep
Aug 3rd 2006, 01:33 PM
to drive 25 mph in a 55 mph zone.

Lead us not into temptation...

HisLeast
Aug 3rd 2006, 03:37 PM
... in a world where temptation is everywhere.

And thats when I realized...

atrus912
Aug 3rd 2006, 03:56 PM
...I had stepped into a big, suspicious-looking, steamy pile.

After the accident, all I could think about was...

FaithfulSheep
Aug 3rd 2006, 04:05 PM
was how the Lord had protected me once again. Hallelujah!

All I ever wanted was my...

SeattleSun
Aug 3rd 2006, 05:06 PM
... house to clean itself.

If you think I'm going to fall for that old trick ...

SammeyDW
Aug 3rd 2006, 05:24 PM
you are sadly RIGHT!

Only one thing can get me out of a dark mood..

luvinlife25
Aug 3rd 2006, 05:46 PM
a 125 watt light bulb and a box of chocolates. :lol:



Why can't anyone tell me where...........

atrus912
Aug 3rd 2006, 05:57 PM
...someone should start a thread about submarines?

We all live in a...

Trisagionist
Aug 3rd 2006, 06:30 PM
...yellow device desinged especially for going under and through the water.


It is the sole responsibility of the agent to have.....

Standing
Aug 3rd 2006, 09:54 PM
clean underwear!

Momma always said I should not...

SeattleSun
Aug 3rd 2006, 10:21 PM
... put lima beans up my nose.

Just when you thought it was safe ...

atrus912
Aug 3rd 2006, 10:48 PM
...the submarine surfaces and sees you.

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where...

flybaby
Aug 3rd 2006, 10:49 PM
you opened your ears and heard the baby crying.


Life cereal always reminds me of

Trisagionist
Aug 3rd 2006, 11:03 PM
Fashion sits.....Putt'n on the Ritz..... mmmmm Ritz....(drool) (((But again I posted while at work and got hung up before I could click my post button...SO I will edit and continue with Flybaby's))))

Life cereal always reminds me of.....Me lucky charms....




Cobra is a ruthless terrioriest organization determined to....

MercurianLover13
Aug 3rd 2006, 11:24 PM
to infiltrate the Barbie Malibu Beach House...

When the car makes a hissing noise and smoke come out from under the hood its time to.........

atrus912
Aug 3rd 2006, 11:43 PM
...pull over.

It takes two to make it...

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 12:22 AM
.....a neat costum, it's a horse. One half is the front the other is the..NOT the front.

El Camino EL EL Camino, the front is like a car, the back is like a truck, the front is where you drive, the back is where you......

atrus912
Aug 4th 2006, 12:50 PM
...hide when you have no better place to do so.

Later, I got to see a man about a...

SeattleSun
Aug 4th 2006, 03:34 PM
... hiring his bike riding bear for my party tonight.

Don't be alarmed, but there's a HUGE ...

SammeyDW
Aug 4th 2006, 04:19 PM
half a bug, hanging out of your sandwich.

I like that person so much I want to.....

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 04:30 PM
...secretly conceal it and pine over it, listening to songs such as Dancing with myself.


Use probing questions to gather details about......

Standing
Aug 4th 2006, 04:51 PM
the contents of the submarine.

One and one makes......

HisLeast
Aug 4th 2006, 05:05 PM
the contents of the submarine.

One and one makes......

... 11 in binary mathematics.

Some would say I'm crazy, when in fact I'm...

Standing
Aug 4th 2006, 05:14 PM
I'm in this straight jacket and my room is uncomfortably small with rubber lineing the walls and the sun is always calling my name. He calls when I'm alone and he calls when I'm not home and he calls when I'm stuck out in the rain! And sometimes my toe drips and the oil spills all over my persian cat. Hey Jimmy, get off my ear with your cleats! Are you losing your mind? Is that your porsche in my tree? Anybody seen my kitty? Yellow bird! Big Bird! Come here birdie! COME HERE NOW!

If I tie this key to this kite string....

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 05:19 PM
...people might think I'm crazy. But, if you know the people in your neighborhood then the chances are they'll just think you're a little...happy...yes happy...Who are the people in your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? In your Neeeeiiighhhbboorrhoood... Everyone sing along.


Are those men with butter-fly nets chasing after.....

HisLeast
Aug 4th 2006, 05:21 PM
...people might think I'm crazy. But, if you know the people in your neighborhood then the chances are they'll just think you're a little...happy...yes happy...Who are the people in your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? In your Neeeeiiighhhbboorrhoood... Everyone sing along.


Are those men with butter-fly nets chasing after.....

Me? :o

The reason red parachutes are superior to blue...

Standing
Aug 4th 2006, 05:26 PM
...is because blue parachutes tend to blend into the sky on a clear day and if you go off course and are going to land on a street there is a high probability that you will get hit by a semi-truck. Whereas with the red parachute they would see you coming. :)

I put all my leftovers in........

HisLeast
Aug 4th 2006, 05:54 PM
...is because blue parachutes tend to blend into the sky on a clear day and if you go off course and are going to land on a street there is a high probability that you will get hit by a semi-truck. Whereas with the red parachute they would see you coming. :)

I put all my leftovers in........

... my pocket. In retrospect, tupperware would have been a better choice.

There are many practical uses for pocket lint, including...

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 05:56 PM
...starting tiny fires in the belly buttons of people who are hard to wake up.

If they state that someone will be home, this is not enough we must clarify.......

MercurianLover13
Aug 4th 2006, 05:58 PM
...that we have permissions to Enter.

I don't even work at the same place as Mike36 and Tris but sometimes I feel like....

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 06:07 PM
...a nut. Mounds don't.


Then ask: Are there pets or.....

MercurianLover13
Aug 4th 2006, 06:12 PM
....other preferences, such 1st floor, washer dryer hook ups, or ceiling
fans.

Kids say the....

HisLeast
Aug 4th 2006, 06:19 PM
....other preferences, such 1st floor, washer dryer hook ups, or ceiling
fans.

Kids say the....

... the exact things you tell them not to repeat.

The thing about Canada is...

Standing
Aug 4th 2006, 06:21 PM
it just has too many a's in it.

If you take a left at the next light....

MercurianLover13
Aug 4th 2006, 06:35 PM
....you'll be going forward.

And the beat goes.....

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 06:39 PM
to the gum shoe.

We will be sending this service request to......

MercurianLover13
Aug 4th 2006, 06:46 PM
...Egpyt b/c you're an idiot. Um sorry what I meant was to next available maintenence worker.

Junk has a way of.....

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 07:20 PM
.....filling up my house...namely my closet.


If you are lonley press one, and no one will speak with you, if you are paranoid then.....

MercurianLover13
Aug 4th 2006, 07:25 PM
..HANG UP now they are listening in.http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g191/Schrd27/sofa.gif (http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=cockney&url=http://s56.photobucket.com/albums/g191/Schrd27/?start=#imgAnch5)

Maybe our closet will have the....

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 07:32 PM
...guest spot on the Twilight Zone.

If you're depressed then it doesn't matter which number you press, it will never make a difference. If you're hyper with A.D.D. then please......

MercurianLover13
Aug 4th 2006, 07:41 PM
...wanna go bike riding.

Dogs are cute when they....

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 07:43 PM
.....have blue bows on their head

Gee, I wonder who will be posting after.......

kasanm
Aug 4th 2006, 08:40 PM
...they wake up in the morning.

Don't stand to close to the...........

MercurianLover13
Aug 4th 2006, 09:51 PM
....shark tank we haven't fed them yet.

Guess who didn't post after....

kasanm
Aug 4th 2006, 09:57 PM
...giving their word they would.

In my humble opinion you should...........

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 10:40 PM
......not be some humble.

And over here in the Florida area they will be experiencing.....

SammeyDW
Aug 4th 2006, 10:49 PM
...heat so bad, that the area will be flooded with sweat.



If the power goes out, there will be only one thing to do...

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 11:30 PM
....light a match.


Vodka: Distilled alcohol originally made from potatoes, but today mostly made from........

Lisadawn
Aug 5th 2006, 12:14 AM
apples?

Doctors who don't like needles....

Trisagionist
Aug 5th 2006, 12:49 AM
.....are my heros. :lol: :bounce: :rofl::D :spin:


9: This number inspires creativity, change and growth. It's better for single people than families, though, because a 9........

kasanm
Aug 5th 2006, 01:28 AM
....added to a 1 equals 10.


When reaching for the stars, one should........

Trisagionist
Aug 5th 2006, 04:09 AM
.....wear oven mits, cause it's hot hot hot.

Today in the news a man dressed as a...........

atrus912
Aug 5th 2006, 05:20 AM
...normal person for once.

This parrot is...

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/1104/dead_parrot.jpg

MercurianLover13
Aug 5th 2006, 05:56 AM
....ceased to be, shoved off the mortal coil, it is an ex parrot, ((pound pound pound)) dead as a doornail, flown the coop, gone home, it is a dead Parrot!!!

And now for something......

atrus912
Aug 5th 2006, 07:02 AM
...completely different, a man with three buttocks.

Money makes the world go...

SammeyDW
Aug 5th 2006, 11:06 AM
down the muddy hill.

The people on on this thread are.....

MercurianLover13
Aug 5th 2006, 02:51 PM
...are strange and off-putting...JK.

Having new contacts makes this...

atrus912
Aug 5th 2006, 05:23 PM
...mission much easier!

http://www.swschwedt.de/kunden/bondnet/pictures/DrNo.jpg

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is...

Trisagionist
Aug 5th 2006, 05:43 PM
smuggle this bearclaw down your pants into the president, he's very hungry.


This bearclaw will self destruct in.......

Lisadawn
Aug 5th 2006, 06:19 PM
one hour which gives you time to eat it first! ha ha ha

My job at the Morgue is to.....

SeattleSun
Aug 5th 2006, 06:56 PM
... make sure the bodies don't get up and leave too early.

I have to go to a kid's piano recital and ...

pyrofett
Aug 5th 2006, 07:09 PM
eliminate the competition so I can get paid by his parents

I am on the verge...

Alive-Indeed
Aug 5th 2006, 08:37 PM
...losing two good friends to moves.

Cool! I just heard that...

Trisagionist
Aug 5th 2006, 08:40 PM
......I qualify for the special olympics!!!!!


I will be taking part in the......

Alive-Indeed
Aug 5th 2006, 08:42 PM
..."How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop" contest.

I train hard so that I can...

SeattleSun
Aug 5th 2006, 09:14 PM
... get home and eat a giant bag of chips in front of the tv.

Has anyone told you that you look just like ...

atrus912
Aug 5th 2006, 11:05 PM
...Carlos the Jackal on your divers license photo?:lol:

It don't mean a thing if you ain't got...

Trisagionist
Aug 5th 2006, 11:09 PM
....that swang!

The white line is for loading and unloading only, the red line is for.....

Standing
Aug 5th 2006, 11:51 PM
Knowing when to shift!

I just ate the biggest..

SeattleSun
Aug 6th 2006, 11:36 PM
... plate of crow that anyone ever had to swallow.

On Labor Day, I'm planning ...

atrus912
Aug 7th 2006, 12:31 AM
...to mow the lawn.

Arbor day is the most wonderful time of the year to...

SammeyDW
Aug 7th 2006, 12:37 AM
...dig holes in the garden.

This the day, this the day.....

King Herod
Aug 7th 2006, 02:42 AM
that the Lord has made.


Why is it that flowers never......

atrus912
Aug 7th 2006, 10:25 AM
...bloom at the North Pole?

Why is it that hamburgers always...

Studyin'2Show
Aug 7th 2006, 02:31 PM
made out of beef not ham? Shouldn't they be beefburgers?


Early to bed, early to rise.....

SeattleSun
Aug 7th 2006, 02:57 PM
... makes sense if you want to catch the worm.

Tell me again why I should give you ...

Trisagionist
Aug 7th 2006, 05:12 PM
chocolate cake for breakfast.


What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs and rolls over......

SeattleSun
Aug 8th 2006, 10:47 PM
... the front steps of the bar at closing time.

I heard you need therapy ...

JCBlack_13
Aug 8th 2006, 11:05 PM
...really really badly!:cool:


It is fun to......

MercurianLover13
Aug 9th 2006, 12:00 AM
....snuggle up in bed with a loved one and read a book while playing hookie from the world.


When you give a squirrel caffeine you should....

atrus912
Aug 9th 2006, 06:52 AM
...lock your doors and watch the fun.

When you give a mouse a cookie...

SeattleSun
Aug 9th 2006, 02:34 PM
... it really messes up the controls.

My mouse pad says Dell ...

skc53
Aug 9th 2006, 02:43 PM
computers are the best!


When I was a kid I like to...........

atrus912
Aug 9th 2006, 03:15 PM
...dig holes to China so much that I ran into kids from China trying to get to the states.

It's a small world, after...

SammeyDW
Aug 9th 2006, 04:40 PM
you get online.

The best thing to do with a computer is...

SeattleSun
Aug 9th 2006, 09:30 PM
... not spill all your coffee on the keyboard. :mad: Yuck.

If at first you don't succeed ...

King Herod
Aug 9th 2006, 10:12 PM
remove any trace that you tired.


I would say that Jessica Simpson is....

Trisagionist
Aug 10th 2006, 03:10 AM
....not really a Simpson because she isn't animated at all.


Order now and recieve as our free gift a................

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 04:25 AM
...print of the beautiful painting of the Last Supper, personally autographed by Jesus and all his disciples. Signatures cannot be authenticated. Taxes, fees, and shipping and handling charges apply. Hurry while supplies last.


(p.s. I'm not trying to be sacriligious here. Someone actually tried to sell autographed pictures of the Last Supper years ago. I think it was back in the 80's)


If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes...

atrus912
Aug 10th 2006, 04:43 AM
...through the Holy Spirit, I would not believe that anyone would nail a Man to a big piece of wood because He told them to be nice to each other.

It takes two to...

JCgirl
Aug 10th 2006, 05:18 AM
It takes two to make or break a marriage.

atrus912
Aug 10th 2006, 05:22 AM
JCgirl, welcome to the boards!

Since you're new here you may not have noticed, but in this game you have to start off a new sentence so that the next in line can follow yours up.

God Bless!

JCgirl
Aug 10th 2006, 05:29 AM
OOPS:blush:

Sometimes I forget to...

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 06:37 AM
...start off with a new sentence.;)

It's times like this that I wonder...

atrus912
Aug 10th 2006, 07:46 AM
...if one of my friends on the forum is up beating me on number of posts.

When my post-addict friend makes a silly, annoying joke, I want to...

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 02:02 PM
...smile big and let him win!:lol:

It's not the end of the world, it's just...

atrus912
Aug 10th 2006, 02:08 PM
...the end of the world as we know it, and I feel cool with that.

Earthlings, we come in...

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 02:13 PM
...a '57 Chevy.

Take me to your...

atrus912
Aug 10th 2006, 02:31 PM
...local ATM, and don't say a word, it is loaded.

At the top of Bill O'Reiley's threats to the United States are bears, twinkies, and ...

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 02:53 PM
...Otto, the amazing palindromic dog. (#10775 (http://bibleforums.org/showpost.php?p=880991&postcount=10775))

It's never too late...

SeattleSun
Aug 10th 2006, 02:59 PM
... to find Jesus!!!! :pp Praise God!!!

When things get desperate ...

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 03:08 PM
...TPAM always has a hug for you. (2 games in 1 ;))

When all is said and done...

atrus912
Aug 10th 2006, 03:27 PM
...I'll stand before the Lord of Song with nothing on my tongue but hallelujah.

Today, September 12th, 1987, a date which will live, in no signifigant way...

Trisagionist
Aug 10th 2006, 04:28 PM
...Shall go on to be the year's most normal day. And thus becomeing the year's most normal day, it is no longer normal and must be removed from its holiday status.


Hitchhikers may be escaping...........

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 04:57 PM
...from prison, so they'd appreciate you keeping wire cutters and spare clothes in the trunk.

I see London, I see France,...

atrus912
Aug 10th 2006, 05:02 PM
...from the high gas prices, but they're not going to escape from weird truck drivers.

When I was just a young lad, about 8 or 9 or 10, my father said...

SeattleSun
Aug 10th 2006, 05:33 PM
... son, how many times have I told you that you're not to drive my truck to school?

After finally falling into bed exhausted ...

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 05:37 PM
...Wendy realized how creepy it really was that Peter spied through her window every night.

(How come my posts keep getting skipped?)

(from above...) I see London, I see France,...

Trisagionist
Aug 10th 2006, 05:41 PM
.....from up here I can see really really really far.

If caller is different from resident, ask if they are.....

atrus912
Aug 10th 2006, 05:46 PM
I see London, I see France,...

Sorry Ken,

...I spend too many Euros on gas.

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 05:52 PM
...If caller is different from resident, ask if they are...

...cute and single.

Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard...

Trisagionist
Aug 10th 2006, 05:57 PM
...To get her poor dog a bone. But then she discovered that there was no other food in the entire home. So they shared.


The mad scientists at the.....

Alive-Indeed
Aug 12th 2006, 03:52 PM
...university, make you realize that you really *are* in touch with reality after all!

Because of Jesus, I now...

SammeyDW
Aug 12th 2006, 04:41 PM
..know what TRUE Love is.

If I never new Him I would.....

Trisagionist
Aug 12th 2006, 04:52 PM
....not know what I was missing.


Seatbelts, the little end goes in to the big end. If you need any help please....

treeindawind
Aug 12th 2006, 05:38 PM
call 1-800-whynotwaitforeveronthephone for service assistance.


Yes Officer I always wear my seatbelt but..........................

SeattleSun
Aug 12th 2006, 05:46 PM
... but I had left my cell in the trunk and had to manuever to take the call.

Never, ever poke a ...

KennethDCollins
Aug 12th 2006, 10:22 PM
...gift horse in the mouth.

I wouldn't say you're ugly. You're just...

Trisagionist
Aug 13th 2006, 05:07 PM
...able to press monster cookies with your face. It's a talent.



During Halloween your folks don't have to dress.......

SeattleSun
Aug 13th 2006, 08:54 PM
up as hippies since they always look like that. Groovy man!

How do you think my hair would look if ...

KennethDCollins
Aug 14th 2006, 05:27 AM
...I grew it really long and tucked it in my pants.

There's always room for...

King Herod
Aug 14th 2006, 06:45 AM
more chocolate cake.


Never look directly at Paris Hilton....

atrus912
Aug 14th 2006, 07:36 AM
...because you've got enough horse sense to ignore spoiled llittle brats.

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, don't...

Trisagionist
Aug 14th 2006, 05:22 PM
make me repeat myself.


You can count on one hand the number of times.....

atrus912
Aug 14th 2006, 06:01 PM
...I've eaten less than 2000 calories a day.

If you don't go to bed, I'll...

SeattleSun
Aug 14th 2006, 06:13 PM
... I'll throw it away and you'll have to sleep in the bathtub.

If you insist on constantly disagreeing with me ...

HisLeast
Aug 14th 2006, 06:20 PM
... I'll throw it away and you'll have to sleep in the bathtub.

If you insist on constantly disagreeing with me ...

... I will be obliged to continually point out that you are wrong.

The subject of today's meeting is...

Trisagionist
Aug 14th 2006, 07:30 PM
.....where on earth is Waldo. No wait, that's Carmen...what's her name. Oh nevermind.


In conclusion I would like to say......

HisLeast
Aug 14th 2006, 07:31 PM
.....where on earth is Waldo. No wait, that's Carmen...what's her name. Oh nevermind.


In conclusion I would like to say......

... that Waldo is clearly in the same location as Carmen Sandiego.

ITIL defines Configuration Management as....

SeattleSun
Aug 14th 2006, 08:30 PM
... I Talk Inane Language.

That reminds me of a new game ... :idea:

HisLeast
Aug 14th 2006, 08:41 PM
... I Talk Inane Language.

That reminds me of a new game ... :idea:

... that involves a D cell battery, a stop watch, and a tongue.

The game is played by...

Trisagionist
Aug 14th 2006, 11:55 PM
putting your tongue on the battery and......

KennethDCollins
Aug 15th 2006, 06:00 PM
...seeing how many seconds it takes to pass out.

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and...

SeattleSun
Aug 15th 2006, 06:46 PM
... and received FEMA money to replace them.

In each life a little rain must fall ...

KennethDCollins
Aug 15th 2006, 07:05 PM
... and make a whole lotta mud.

There's more than one way to skin a...

kasanm
Aug 15th 2006, 09:47 PM
.......a potato

Passing notes in class can be..........

Trisagionist
Aug 15th 2006, 10:00 PM
....fun, depending on what is creating the "music".


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