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FaithfulSheep
Sep 26th 2006, 11:22 AM
:hmm:... suddenly Superman swooped down and saved her from the oncoming train.

If I've told you once...

SeattleSun
Sep 26th 2006, 01:06 PM
... I must not have been loud enough, so CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

This board really could use a smiley that ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Sep 26th 2006, 01:20 PM
reflects the members love of pretty cats.

Once upon a time jdarnall2001...

SeattleSun
Sep 26th 2006, 10:46 PM
... went into Chat, and spent 10 hours talking to tester (ROFL).

If I could do that over again, this time I'd ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Sep 26th 2006, 11:17 PM
put on some bug spray for sure!

Allways look a man in the eyes before...

King Herod
Sep 27th 2006, 04:29 AM
you slapped him with a frozen piece of flounder.


It was the night before Christmas and all through the mall.........

kasanm
Sep 27th 2006, 05:03 AM
.......all the men-folk were scurrying because they had the gall - to wait until the very last minute to find something for their sweetheart!

Stop cleaning your room and.......................

Winterherz
Sep 27th 2006, 05:17 AM
"start playing your video games!" Lol, it's that line from a commercial advertising a new educational video game.

Get down from that roof or...

kasanm
Sep 27th 2006, 06:08 PM
...........I'll take that fiddle away from you!

It's really hard to be nice to you when.........................

HisLeast
Sep 27th 2006, 06:17 PM
...........I'll take that fiddle away from you!

It's really hard to be nice to you when.........................

... you have your arm around my girlfriend like that. :mad:

The worst time and place to be gassy is...

Studyin'2Show
Sep 27th 2006, 06:19 PM
....when you keep stepping on my toes.

I would go back to school but.....

kasanm
Sep 27th 2006, 06:26 PM
.......it's the principal of the thing.

All the kings horses and..................

Studyin'2Show
Sep 27th 2006, 06:30 PM
....all the kings men, sure eat a lot! :D

I think I love you but.....

HisLeast
Sep 27th 2006, 07:21 PM
....all the kings men, sure eat a lot! :D

I think I love you but.....

... what am I so affraid of?

The worst idea I ever had was...

Scarlet Cord
Sep 27th 2006, 08:12 PM
...subscribing to "daily email notifications" on every forum I've posted in on this board!!!!

To err is human...

KennethDCollins
Sep 28th 2006, 01:58 AM
...but to never let you forget it requires a woman.


Sing a song of sixpence...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Sep 28th 2006, 03:59 AM
a pocket full of dye.

One for the money....

King Herod
Sep 28th 2006, 04:28 AM
And 2 gets nothing.


I always wanted to name my canary.........

KennethDCollins
Sep 28th 2006, 04:41 AM
...Quat. Then, when I want him, I simply say, "Come Quat."


It's the end of the world as we know it...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Sep 28th 2006, 12:22 PM
..and I missed the rapture!:eek:

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but....

SeattleSun
Sep 28th 2006, 09:18 PM
... my dog's slobbery tennis ball.

If these walls could talk ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Sep 28th 2006, 09:46 PM
Id be freakin out yelling "Im having a flashback man!!!"

I was walkin through the park one day...

SeattleSun
Sep 28th 2006, 11:05 PM
... and I stumbled in the free dogs area and was licked to death by 62 slobbering golden retrievers.

Hey, I got two tickets to see Wayne Newton ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Sep 28th 2006, 11:31 PM
somebody grab the lighter fluid.

Hey everbody, I got some lighter fluid....

atrus912
Sep 29th 2006, 11:59 AM
...and Old Lady Smellington's mailbox is made of wood.

Old Lady Smellinton is a mean old lady who lives...

kasanm
Sep 29th 2006, 03:13 PM
.......in a shoe, who has so many children she doesn't know what to do. What do you think she's so mean?

You don't have to play the piano perfectly, you just have to .................

Scarlet Cord
Sep 29th 2006, 03:31 PM
...perfectly play the piano.

Back to the little old lady who lived in the shoe and had so many...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Sep 29th 2006, 03:52 PM
mail boxes she lit them on fire.

You shouldnt play with fire because...

Scarlet Cord
Sep 29th 2006, 03:54 PM
...fire doesn't play well with others.

Do you know the muffin man who...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Sep 29th 2006, 04:42 PM
sometimes rented a spare bedroom in the old ladys shoe because sometimes he would be out late delivering muffins to needy orphin children and needed a place to crash?

Old mother hubberd went to...

SeattleSun
Sep 29th 2006, 04:46 PM
...Old Lady Smellington's house and beat her with her cane to steal her muffins.

Fortunately, the alarm clock went off and ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Sep 29th 2006, 04:50 PM
her little children woke up, saw what was goin down, and didnt know what to do.

Luckily, a cat with a fiddle was strolling by....

Scarlet Cord
Sep 29th 2006, 05:18 PM
when a cow (who had apparently been jumping over the moon) fell from the sky on Old Mother Hubbard while she was beating Old Lady Smellington.

Meanwhile, Little Boy Blue...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Sep 29th 2006, 05:42 PM
got lost in the shoe.

Jack and Jill....

atrus912
Sep 29th 2006, 06:32 PM
...legally changed their names because the combination got a little annoying.

Little Miss Moffet sat on her toffet, eating her...

Scarlet Cord
Sep 29th 2006, 07:12 PM
...tofu and salad.

Along came a spider, sat down beside her...

SeattleSun
Sep 29th 2006, 08:53 PM
... in fright, she sat on the wall and by fidgeting, had a great fall.

Officers Tweedledee and Tweedledum arrived on the scene ...

Scarlet Cord
Sep 29th 2006, 09:04 PM
...and asked to speak to her parents, Jack Spratt and his wife.

Mrs. Spratt was a big gal and...

SeattleSun
Sep 29th 2006, 09:16 PM
... she was eating this fatty piece of beef, so they couldn't understand her.

Mr. Spratt, however, was threatening to ...

Scarlet Cord
Sep 29th 2006, 09:21 PM
...take the spider to court for scaring his poor Miss Muffet so much that she fell.

The officers tried to calm him down but...

FaithfulSheep
Sep 30th 2006, 01:11 AM
as they did, the man's other personality came out.

Now that it is cooling off outside...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Sep 30th 2006, 02:00 PM
the pie that the man baked his wife in has finnaly cooled off.

The three little pigs were very hungry for...

SeattleSun
Sep 30th 2006, 03:28 PM
... a big, bad leg of wolf with grandma sauce.

If Dr. Suess married Mother Goose ...

atrus912
Sep 30th 2006, 05:16 PM
...they'd be divorced in six months!

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have...

SeattleSun
Sep 30th 2006, 09:28 PM
... to put a saddle and bridle on sister.

Sometimes you feel like a nut ...

KennethDCollins
Oct 2nd 2006, 01:13 AM
...and sometimes the nut feels like you.

If I can manage to stand on one foot for another 32 hours,...

FaithfulSheep
Oct 2nd 2006, 01:41 AM
... you are quite amazing!


(By the way, I just realized there's now 2 of these threads going on....???)

Just because you were born a caterpillar...

KennethDCollins
Oct 2nd 2006, 01:52 AM
...doesn't mean that you look good with fuzz.

If crime doesn't pay,...

FaithfulSheep
Oct 2nd 2006, 01:54 AM
...you aren't committing the right crime.

I just don't understand why...

KennethDCollins
Oct 2nd 2006, 02:01 AM
...we're not driving hover-cars that run on garbage yet.

If today was like the way people envisioned it 50 years ago, we'd...

atrus912
Oct 2nd 2006, 08:57 AM
...all be vaporized, radioactive dust somewhere in the upper atmosphere.

This is a test; this is a test of the...

SeattleSun
Oct 2nd 2006, 05:23 PM
... poster rule-reading ability in On the Lighter Side.

That and a dime will buy you ...

ejant
Oct 2nd 2006, 05:25 PM
a trip to Hawaii

Able bodied men leap

SeattleSun
Oct 2nd 2006, 07:05 PM
... over everyone else to be first in line for the car show.

At the end of the 100 mile, high speed police chase, he ...

ejant
Oct 2nd 2006, 07:08 PM
stuck his tongue out at the police


He can play the trombone while whistling dixie but

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 2nd 2006, 07:09 PM
the suspect pulled over and said, "I didnt even see you guys back there!"

There once was a man from Nantucket....

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 2nd 2006, 07:10 PM
stuck his tongue out at the police


He can play the trombone while whistling dixie but

dixie music was never his thing.

SeattleSun
Oct 2nd 2006, 07:20 PM
... whose entire life revolved around a bucket.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 2nd 2006, 07:33 PM
... whose entire life revolved around a bucket.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese ...

in a soupy mixture you drink with a straw but can also eat like a meal.

Yesterday was such a fun day we even...

King Herod
Oct 2nd 2006, 09:47 PM
got to dance the macarena.



Supermodels think there hot but really...........

SeattleSun
Oct 2nd 2006, 10:54 PM
... they're so skinny, they must be freezing!

Diet wise, its best not to eat too much ...

King Herod
Oct 2nd 2006, 11:12 PM
lettuce, carrot and other vegetables, replace them with chocolate.


Birds fly, Fish Swim and Katie Holmes........

kasanm
Oct 3rd 2006, 04:58 AM
.......career is over.

Sometimes you just gotta do what...............

SeattleSun
Oct 3rd 2006, 03:20 PM
... everyone told you not to do, just to see what happens.

Little Joe Cartwright should be ...

KennethDCollins
Oct 3rd 2006, 07:16 PM
...sued for false advertising since he's not really little.

Clap your hands all you people,...

SeattleSun
Oct 3rd 2006, 09:15 PM
... and create enough wind to blow the leaves off the trees.

Sometimes, life gives you lemons ...

kasanm
Oct 3rd 2006, 09:25 PM
........and you just feel like you want to throw them at everyone who ticks you off!


Stop, drop and........................

King Herod
Oct 3rd 2006, 11:39 PM
shake my booty....


In the land of Green Meadow lived an old lady who had a talking.....

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 4th 2006, 12:04 AM
party but everybody that attending were mute.

When we stop talking....

King Herod
Oct 4th 2006, 12:15 AM
The Lord rejoices as he can get a word in.


No one knew why the Old woman lived in a shoe but......

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 4th 2006, 12:17 AM
the neighbors all lived in workboots so nobody really cared.

One day, Jack was jumping over his candlestick when...

SeattleSun
Oct 4th 2006, 12:24 AM
... that cow kicked it over and set Chicago on fire.

Donald Trump's hair is just ...

King Herod
Oct 4th 2006, 12:28 AM
he misjudged the flame and burnt his tushie.


Walking alot the beautiful stream, the young maiden thought she heard the sound of......

kasanm
Oct 4th 2006, 02:59 AM
Donald Trump's hair is just ...

.....ridiculous!

Batten down the..................

atrus912
Oct 4th 2006, 10:09 PM
...don, we've got some business to take care off, you know what I'm sayin'?

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c182/humpty_/goodfellas.jpg

You gonna' bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 4th 2006, 10:24 PM
just sit there barking like something might actually come about from not biting after you bark?

Every nerve-ending, all my senses, blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming...

King Herod
Oct 4th 2006, 10:52 PM
FEED ME CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The little green frog who's name was Henry would hop all day until one day..........

KennethDCollins
Oct 5th 2006, 12:58 AM
...Henry became Henrietta and was only interested in shopping after that.


If I had the money right now, I'd go to a restaurant and order...

King Herod
Oct 5th 2006, 01:02 AM
a pizza with the lot, with extra cheese.


If i could give my best friend one gift that no one else could get them it would be?

atrus912
Oct 5th 2006, 01:33 AM
...a car.

Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far, away...

Scarlet Cord
Oct 5th 2006, 07:28 PM
...a cow jumped over a moon, a boy stuck his thumb in a pie and pulled out a plumb and a couple of kids ran up a hill to fetch a pail of water.

When all else fails...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 5th 2006, 07:29 PM
jump over a cow, fetch water on the moon, and push a couple kids down a hill.

The morale of the story is...

kasanm
Oct 5th 2006, 07:38 PM
........never stick dehydrated raisins up your nose.

A baby will do anything to..........................

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 5th 2006, 07:44 PM
stick dehydrated raisins up its nose.

The baby laughed and laughed when it saw...

SeattleSun
Oct 5th 2006, 10:30 PM
... dehydrated raisins up his mother's nose.

It should be illegal for cinnamon rolls to have ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 5th 2006, 10:51 PM
nasty nose raisins in them.

It should be illegal for pets to have...

kasanm
Oct 6th 2006, 03:28 AM
......rites to their owner's wills.

Take one more step and..................

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 6th 2006, 03:58 AM
you will step on a baby sticking raisins up their pets nose.

When making out a will remember to...

kasanm
Oct 6th 2006, 04:52 AM
.......sign the dotted line.

Music soothes the savage.....................

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 6th 2006, 05:39 AM
pony flying over a rainbow.

At the end of the rainbow is....

kasanm
Oct 6th 2006, 05:56 PM
.......a bag full of skittles.

With six you get.................

SeattleSun
Oct 6th 2006, 06:59 PM
... a platter of yesterday's sashimi.

Pssst, hey buddy, want a great deal on ...

kasanm
Oct 6th 2006, 08:00 PM
...........last year's calendar?

Eggs aren't all they're.......................

SeattleSun
Oct 6th 2006, 09:54 PM
... cracked up to be. :rofl: Wow, I'm really funny!

A good breakfast should always have ...

atrus912
Oct 6th 2006, 10:01 PM
...friends at the table.

A good sandwich should always be...

StarscreamX-2
Oct 6th 2006, 10:20 PM
...eaten in the rear of a X-Wing.

Monkeys have an uncanny ability to....

kasanm
Oct 6th 2006, 10:31 PM
... cracked up to be. :rofl: Wow, I'm really funny!

A good breakfast should always have ...


That was actually the answer I was trying to get someone to go for! :lol:



..........win your heart and make you wish you had one.

Like grains of sand in an hourglass, these....................

Scarlet Cord
Oct 6th 2006, 10:52 PM
are the ways of our wives.

The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship...

kasanm
Oct 6th 2006, 11:14 PM
........crushed into splinters.

You have reached a number that has......................

SeattleSun
Oct 7th 2006, 01:45 PM
... connected you to unending telemarketing calls for life insurance, funeral arrangements and long-term care facilities.

Owing rep to your friends on the board is ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 7th 2006, 03:31 PM
a habit we all should practice.

Thus saith the Lord God of Israel....

kasanm
Oct 7th 2006, 06:54 PM
.........if you really love me, feed my sheep.


Calling out around the world....................

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 7th 2006, 08:26 PM
are you ready for a brand new beat?

Summer is here and the time is right for...

Alive-Indeed
Oct 7th 2006, 11:41 PM
...skipping and jumping and praising our Lord Jesus!!

Once in awhile, I just wanna...

ScottJohnson
Oct 7th 2006, 11:48 PM
shoot spit balls at people in the grocery store

That's one small step for man.......

Alive-Indeed
Oct 7th 2006, 11:50 PM
lol!

...but a huge one for the little kid whose holding his hand!

Everytime that happens...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 8th 2006, 12:31 AM
I say I told you that was gonna happen because it allways happens like that.

When you climb tall trees dont forget to....

SeattleSun
Oct 8th 2006, 10:55 PM
... to yell timberrrrr when the squirrels attack you and you fall.

The proper method of making popcorn is ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 9th 2006, 12:02 AM
...setting the crop on fire, then put out with butter sprayer.

At the movies its best to first buy...

atrus912
Oct 9th 2006, 04:39 AM
...the snacks because that way you didn't come to the theatre to see a bad movie for nothing.

At a restaurant it's customary to give the waiter...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 9th 2006, 05:00 AM
a high five and thumbs up regularly to make sure spitting in food doesnt occur on the way from the kitchen to your table.

When choosing a place to dine out, first thing to look for is...

atrus912
Oct 9th 2006, 05:06 AM
...your fridge so you can determine whether you can eat at home.

Those living on a budget should save at least...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 9th 2006, 05:18 AM
enough money to rotate Romin Noodles and spaghetti-O's every 3 days or so.

A healthy body and strong outlook is essential for...

SeattleSun
Oct 9th 2006, 08:32 PM
... entering the Coney Island hot dog eating contest.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend ...

atrus912
Oct 9th 2006, 10:52 PM
...becoming a doctor.

I'm not American, but I do know that some people like to drink tea...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 9th 2006, 11:13 PM
like they live in England.

Im not English but I know that some people like to...

kasanm
Oct 10th 2006, 03:05 AM
.....watch baseball and eat hotdogs, apple pie, and drive chevrolets.

It's raining, it's pouring the......................

Scarlet Cord
Oct 10th 2006, 03:12 PM
...yard is flooded and I'm thinking of building an ark.

All I want for Christmas is...

SeattleSun
Oct 10th 2006, 05:54 PM
... a lot more rep!

If I was a mod, the first thing I'd do is ...

kasanm
Oct 10th 2006, 07:30 PM
........check out my 'coffee break' powers. :lol:


You roll the dice and....................

SeattleSun
Oct 10th 2006, 07:33 PM
... they end up under the couch, again.

Sometimes, you just have to go for the ...

kasanm
Oct 11th 2006, 01:29 AM
.......coke instead of the pepsi.

It was nine feet tall and six feet wide and soft....................

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 12th 2006, 12:19 PM
looking but it was really heavy and not soft at all when it fell on me!

Call me in the morning after taking....

IserveIAM
Oct 12th 2006, 02:15 PM
your morning nap

If donkeys could fly........

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 12th 2006, 02:25 PM
I bet riding them would be alot more fun, but very slow.

One upon a time, in a land far away, there live a ....

Scarlet Cord
Oct 12th 2006, 02:39 PM
...little blue frog who loved peanut M&M's.

He loved them so much that...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 12th 2006, 05:32 PM
he saved and saved and opened up his own factory in town that made peanut M&M's.

But little did he know, that just across town was another....

SeattleSun
Oct 12th 2006, 05:43 PM
... neighborhood inhabited by peanut M&M's that loved to eat little blue frogs.

The pastor's sermon wasn't very inspiring, he talked about ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 12th 2006, 07:27 PM
Neigborhoods where M&M's liked to eat little blue frogs.

All the people in church yesterday had a laugh when...

HisLeast
Oct 12th 2006, 07:32 PM
Neigborhoods where M&M's liked to eat little blue frogs.

All the people in church yesterday had a laugh when...

... the pastor tripped over his words.

What he said was...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 12th 2006, 07:49 PM
... the pastor tripped over his words.

What he said was...

"Look at these words in front of me" and then tripped!

Everyone laughed but one little girl who stood up and said...

SeattleSun
Oct 12th 2006, 08:08 PM
... I have to go potty!!!!

Upon hearing that, the congregation began ...

IserveIAM
Oct 12th 2006, 08:55 PM
Roll on the floor laughing

but as they each hit the floor.......

atrus912
Oct 12th 2006, 10:20 PM
...a twinge of guilt creeps up the spine of each special ops soldier.

Another one bites the...

SeattleSun
Oct 12th 2006, 11:18 PM
... the hand that feeds it.

If it weren't for bad luck ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 12th 2006, 11:32 PM
the pastor wouldnt have tripped and the girl wouldnt have had to pee.

Next service the pastor has a suprise when he invited....

SeattleSun
Oct 14th 2006, 06:31 PM
... the entire circus, along with the elephants, tigers and monkeys.

The best time is eat chocolate is ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 14th 2006, 06:45 PM
whenever you are not asleep.

Chocolate taste best when it is covering a...

Cool Breeze
Oct 15th 2006, 02:41 PM
mousse. :)

It's so cold this morning......

SeattleSun
Oct 15th 2006, 06:23 PM
... the trees walked in the house and laid down in the fireplace.

If wishes are horses, then ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 15th 2006, 06:36 PM
prayers are angels.

If ifs were nuts....

SeattleSun
Oct 15th 2006, 07:58 PM
... would ifs be salty and inside a hard shell?

The answer my friend, is ...

Lisadawn
Oct 15th 2006, 07:59 PM
found in the Encylopedia.

Where have all the

SeattleSun
Oct 16th 2006, 08:58 PM
... flower children and psychelic VW vans gone?

If I've told you once, I've ...

kasanm
Oct 17th 2006, 04:20 AM
.........told you a thousand times - I do NOT repeat myself!!!

When the going gets rough..............

IserveIAM
Oct 17th 2006, 01:50 PM
go shopping

I tried that once, but

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 17th 2006, 01:56 PM
I was unsuccessful in my attempt.

Success comes when you dig in deep and...

laterunner
Oct 17th 2006, 05:00 PM
to rise to the top.


The chicken crossed the road

SeattleSun
Oct 17th 2006, 06:33 PM
... safely, but unfortunately right into a chicken processing plant.

If you combined Led Zeppelin with Barry Manilow, you'd ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 17th 2006, 11:06 PM
have to be completely insane.

If you combined Metallica with Jerry Garcia, you'd....

SeattleSun
Oct 18th 2006, 02:09 AM
... be greatfully dead. :D

Finally! For 10 years I've been trying to ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 18th 2006, 07:06 PM
learn how to use a calander and now its all coming together!

Next year it marks the 10 year anniversary of...

SeattleSun
Oct 19th 2006, 10:32 PM
... 1997, a very good year, or bad depending on how your year went.

If frogs legs taste like chicken, then what ...

kasanm
Oct 19th 2006, 11:02 PM
...........might you make chicken salad out of?

Honey, the only good years we had together were...................

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 19th 2006, 11:44 PM
two years from now.

Every five years like clockwork, several small....

SeattleSun
Oct 21st 2006, 02:07 AM
... seconds went to third and made a mad dash for home on the infield fly.

Head on, apply directly to your ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 21st 2006, 02:22 AM
savings account 50 cents then withdrawl a million dollars.

If I had a million dollars...

SeattleSun
Oct 21st 2006, 04:54 PM
... I'd be in a higher tax bracket.

If you can't cry over spilled milk, than ...

Scarlet Cord
Oct 21st 2006, 04:55 PM
...spill milk often so you won't cry!

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth or you might...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 21st 2006, 04:58 PM
get your eyeballs eatin.

Never ride a horse after midnight because....

SeattleSun
Oct 21st 2006, 05:21 PM
... because its dark, and you might get lost or hit a tree or get horsejacked by criminals, and besides, you should be in bed asleep.

You don't need a weatherman to know which was the wind blows, but ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 21st 2006, 05:23 PM
you do need wind to sail to the weatherman.

Never try to sail after midnight because....

Scarlet Cord
Oct 21st 2006, 05:28 PM
...a ship should set sail at sunset so the sentence is seemless!

All work and no play...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 21st 2006, 05:30 PM
keeps you pretty busy.

When working allways try to remember....

Scarlet Cord
Oct 21st 2006, 05:41 PM
...that as soon as you finish working, it will be time to play!

If Jack Sprat could eat no fat and his wife could eat no lean...

SeattleSun
Oct 21st 2006, 08:22 PM
... they probably didn't go to McDonalds to often.

Lions and tigers and bears ...

Ta-An
Oct 21st 2006, 08:32 PM
..............do not roam the streets in Africa :lol:

Apples, Pears and bananas....

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 21st 2006, 09:20 PM
roam the streets in America.

In the streets of Guam you will allways find....

SeattleSun
Oct 21st 2006, 09:38 PM
... Guamians!

Start spreading the news ...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 21st 2006, 09:45 PM
to Africa, America, and if there is enough, over to Guam.

One time in Guam I hopped on a .....

SeattleSun
Oct 21st 2006, 09:54 PM
... Guamian horse after midnight and ran into a Guamian tree and fell off onto the Guamian ground.

When in Guam, do as the ...

laterunner
Oct 28th 2006, 07:40 AM
Guam's do in the sun.



Life is like a

DSK
Oct 28th 2006, 11:17 AM
Guam's do in the sun.



Life is like a

a race, so run in order to

SeattleSun
Oct 28th 2006, 09:28 PM
... finish the race and keeping the faith.

Why yes, I did remember to ....

Ballawjordan32
Oct 28th 2006, 09:32 PM
....wash my hands

I remember back in the day when...

SeattleSun
Oct 28th 2006, 09:53 PM
... MTV played music videos.

Stop! Its not safe to ...

Ballawjordan32
Oct 28th 2006, 09:54 PM
...stick your finger in the electrical outlet socket

Hopefully next time I....

FaithfulSheep
Oct 28th 2006, 10:58 PM
... will think twice before talking on the cell phone in the bathtub.

One day I'm going to...

Ballawjordan32
Oct 28th 2006, 11:00 PM
...clean my room.

Hopefully, next time i won't.....

FaithfulSheep
Oct 28th 2006, 11:04 PM
...forget to check my husband's pockets before doing the laundry. Ink pens don't wash well. Uggg!!!


Who would have thought that...

Stacey Blue
Oct 28th 2006, 11:12 PM
. . . I would have married a geek? :kiss: (I'm a geek too - so there's no problem.)

I'd like to thank . . .

Ballawjordan32
Oct 28th 2006, 11:13 PM
.....the democrats could take over the House and Senate.

Why is it that....

SeattleSun
Oct 28th 2006, 11:19 PM
... fish gotta fly and birds gotta swim?

For my birthday, I really want ...

Ballawjordan32
Oct 28th 2006, 11:28 PM
....a sports car.

Last time I checked..

SeattleSun
Oct 28th 2006, 11:55 PM
... I was still sitting right here.

If I actually had to use trigonometry, I'd ...

Ballawjordan32
Oct 29th 2006, 12:06 AM
.....want to use a calculator.

Will I ever...

Stacey Blue
Oct 29th 2006, 01:06 AM
fly to the moon?


Does he really . . . .

Ballawjordan32
Oct 29th 2006, 01:25 AM
...think he's smarter than me.

If only I could..

Stacey Blue
Oct 29th 2006, 01:38 AM
invent an invention that no one has thought of I'd be an inventor.

I dream of . . .

Ballawjordan32
Oct 29th 2006, 04:40 PM
......jeanie.

My worst nightmare was when..

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 29th 2006, 07:34 PM
my computer stopped working.

Sometimes right after I get out of bed I like to...

Ballawjordan32
Oct 29th 2006, 07:35 PM
take a quick shower..

Maybe next time I will....

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 29th 2006, 07:52 PM
shower while sleeping.

The last thing I do before bed is....

Ballawjordan32
Oct 29th 2006, 07:53 PM
watch television..

I always dream about...

kasanm
Oct 29th 2006, 10:12 PM
......showing up at school without my shoes on.

Misery loves.................

Ballawjordan32
Oct 29th 2006, 10:16 PM
......comapny.

Has anyone ever...

SeattleSun
Oct 29th 2006, 10:30 PM
...fallen off the edge of the earth?

If you do that again, I'm going to ...

Ballawjordan32
Oct 30th 2006, 12:29 AM
.....start crying.

I don't like it when...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 30th 2006, 12:34 AM
I fall off the edge of the earth while crying.

Boys dont cry but girls allways....

Ballawjordan32
Oct 30th 2006, 12:50 AM
.....stand strong..

Why do someone people...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 30th 2006, 12:51 AM
eat bugs and weeds?

When we went deep into....

Ballawjordan32
Oct 30th 2006, 01:14 AM
....we dream of green clouds and orange streets..

Everytime I find...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 30th 2006, 01:17 AM
a street I fall asleep.

Looing down all the streets we finnaly found....

Ballawjordan32
Oct 30th 2006, 01:19 AM
...where all the trash was going.

I love it when...

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 30th 2006, 01:26 AM
we have trash for dinner.

At dinner we usually serve live....

Ballawjordan32
Oct 30th 2006, 01:28 AM
fish, then someone grabs it and throws it in the frying pan..

I usually never..

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 30th 2006, 01:28 AM
have garbage for dinner.

When we fish for dolphin we bring....

Ballawjordan32
Oct 30th 2006, 01:29 AM
net..

I usually drive my...

kasanm
Oct 30th 2006, 01:47 AM
....friends and family crazy.

Charity begins............

SeattleSun
Oct 30th 2006, 02:32 AM
... right here, so fork it over!

Al Gore was born exactly 9 months after the Roswell, New Mexico incident. Think about it...

(That's funny!!! :rofl:)

kasanm
Oct 30th 2006, 03:46 AM
...no wonder he thinks he invented the internet!

Let's twist again like we did...............

Ballawjordan32
Oct 30th 2006, 01:12 PM
.........back when we were little.

How many times do I have to remind you to..........

Stacey Blue
Oct 30th 2006, 05:31 PM
. . . to take your memory pills????


Cheerio, my dear, . . .

Jesus-IS-Savior
Oct 31st 2006, 12:18 AM
are those bugleboy jeans you are wearing?

Everybody come quick before....

Stacey Blue
Oct 31st 2006, 02:12 AM
you miss the Great Pumpkin AGAIN!!!!

Well, like for sure, I mean totally . . .

Ballawjordan32
Oct 31st 2006, 02:35 AM
.....confused was the way I felt.

Hopefully, my mom will..

SeattleSun
Oct 31st 2006, 05:47 PM
... stop being the most embarrassing person who ever lived. :rolleyes:

If I pulled this switch, what would ...

Stacey Blue
Nov 1st 2006, 07:33 AM
<<<<<<<<<BOOM!>>>>>>>>

Well, now that that is settled that . . . .

Ballawjordan32
Nov 1st 2006, 05:41 PM
......conversation can be finished.

How many times must I tell you to....

SeattleSun
Nov 2nd 2006, 10:09 PM
... to stop pulling switches when you don't know what they'll do.

If you tell me the truth, I'll give you ...

laterunner
Feb 6th 2007, 08:38 AM
----------------blow my head off my shoulders.





Coming second, to some is the best they can do but-------

karenoka27
Feb 8th 2007, 09:35 PM
I can do better, now get out of my way!


I like these cold days but I'd give anything for...............

IamRyan
Feb 9th 2007, 06:54 PM
a slice of french slik pie.

I can not do my homework by doing......

Ta-An
Feb 9th 2007, 07:41 PM
...make-up on a corpse :)

How am I ever going to persuade my child to....

karenoka27
Feb 10th 2007, 02:38 AM
Give me the rest of that candy bar...


I would love to encourage Mieke athttp://bibleforums.org/showthread.php?t=78097
right after I.............

Ta-An
Feb 10th 2007, 01:09 PM
..prayed for her and Chal.

This heavy weather is causing me to...

karenoka27
Feb 10th 2007, 01:11 PM
tremble...tremble...tremble...were you there...when it was only 1 degree.. (sorry...I just thought of a song...)


I wish today were...............

Godisnumber1
Feb 15th 2007, 05:14 AM
....saturday, so i could sleep in ;)

why can't i ever find....

bekahlove1024
Feb 15th 2007, 06:05 AM
...a hairstyle that works

Did you know that...

laterunner
Mar 2nd 2007, 11:30 AM
-------------------hair doesn't grow on palms.


Where do heirs go in winter?

BadDog
Mar 11th 2007, 02:46 AM
-------------------hair doesn't grow on palms.


Where do heirs go in winter?
Not the top of my head.

Never let a dog...

laterunner
Mar 27th 2007, 01:40 PM
---------forget his last trick.



How many drips fill a bucket???

Christ-4-D
Mar 27th 2007, 01:42 PM
---------forget his last trick.



How many drips fill a bucket???

depends on the size of the bucket?

karenoka27
Mar 27th 2007, 01:45 PM
---------forget his last trick ..




or else he will surely

King Herod
Mar 27th 2007, 10:22 PM
walk to the store to buy milk when there is already milk in the fridge.



Whoever said that Oprah.....

BadDog
Mar 29th 2007, 11:54 AM
walk to the store to buy milk when there is already milk in the fridge.



Whoever said that Oprah.....

needed to lose weight? :P

Never count your dollars before...

Christ-4-D
Mar 29th 2007, 12:32 PM
and the thread is still going

sunney4
Mar 29th 2007, 09:58 PM
and going and going like the energizer bunny.

Christ-4-D
Mar 29th 2007, 10:30 PM
and going and going like the energizer bunny.

which likes to hop...........

sunney4
Mar 29th 2007, 10:44 PM
and search for hidden easter eggs.

Christ-4-D
Mar 29th 2007, 11:07 PM
and search for hidden easter eggs.

which are often...................

sunney4
Mar 29th 2007, 11:12 PM
quite colorful and have lots of

King Herod
Mar 30th 2007, 05:26 AM
bright yellow sequins sown onto the......

Christ-4-D
Mar 30th 2007, 05:27 AM
bright yellow sequins sown onto the......

materiel of the princess'..........

BadDog
Mar 30th 2007, 12:15 PM
materiel of the princess'..........upper lip where...

Christ-4-D
Mar 30th 2007, 01:23 PM
upper lip where...

she enjoyed..................

sunney4
Mar 30th 2007, 06:49 PM
putting green ice cream and

Christ-4-D
Mar 31st 2007, 12:37 AM
putting green ice cream and

other magic things which,....................

sunney4
Mar 31st 2007, 01:18 AM
make her invisible to

Drums4Him
Mar 31st 2007, 05:19 AM
make her invisible to

the naked eye, but only if....

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