Kids say the darndest things...cont.

[KingFisher]

My 3 year old daughter went to the doctor.
The doctor is pregnant with twins...

As the pediatrician was walking in, my wife started to explain
to our daughter that the doctor had 2 little babies in her belly.

My daughter without missing a beat enthusiastically said...

"And 5 puppies!" :eek:

Man kids are cute. :D
KingFisher

[CoffeeCat]

:lol: Five puppies! Where DO they come up with those things? Too cute! Thanks for sharing!

[songladyjenn]

This isn't really a darndest thing thing but as we were driving home from the pharmacy tonight there was the most beautiful sunset painted across the entire horizon (and wouldn't you know it my camera was at HOME) but I said "wow it looks just like a painting" and my 7 y/o said without missing a beat "God's the best painter"

:D

[Big T]

That is a darndest thing.

Whenever we're in traffic, Liana asks... "Daddy, are we playing follow the leader?"

[FaithfulSheep]

This actually happened today.:lol:

Me to my class (3rd grade): Okay everyone, who remembers from yesterday what we call a word that can mean the same thing as another word? Like big and huge or small and tiny?

Student who shall remain nameless: Cinammon!!
Me trying not to die laughing: You are on the right track. It begins with the s sound.

Another student who shall remain nameless:I know!!! It's syn-no-nyn-no-nyn-o-nym.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Ezer Kenegdo]

Those are too cute! I have 3 daughters and they are such a joy.

When my middle daughter, who is now 8, was 3, I tried teaching her to memorize Psalm 23. She would say

'The ward is my Shep.
I don't want my Shep."
:)

Just a couple of weeks ago this same child was talking her my youngest about dinosaurs. She said "well you know, dinosaurs are distinct."

~Rene'~

[Kahtar]

Just got this in an email:
Two Little Boys
After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window.
The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole.
As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the yard in a panic. ' Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!' she asks as she shook the older boy in anger.
'We were just playing 'church' mommy, ' he said. 'And I was just baptizing him.....in the name of the Father, the Son and in...the hole-he-goes.'

[Lorren]

My baby's new song (his words in bold, he just turned 2):

If you're happy and you know it shout hooray Eee Eee!
If you're happy and you know it shout hooray Eee Eee!
If you're happy and you know it then you're face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it shout hooray Eee EEE!!!

[kayte]

These are all so cute. I love listening to little kids!

Two days ago, my daughter and daughter in law took my five grandsons to the mall to have their picture taken with Santa.

Just thought I'd share the results:
http://www.scrapbook.com/gallery/cache/103202/CopyofIMG_4262_1.jpg

Even 'santa' covered his ears. :lol:

While there, 'Santa' asked them each what they wanted. Carter J, the littlest of the blonds (3) told santa; "I would like a candy cane." Santa told him he could take care of that right then. Carter J leaned in closer and said; "I'd like one for my mommy, too." Santa smiled and thought "what a nice little boy." Carter J hopped down, but turned back around and said; "My daddy couldn't come today..." :rofl:

Taye, the 2nd youngest (4), told Santa that he would like a pocket knife, to which Jaden piped up and said; "Taye! You can't have a pocket knife. Mommy won't even let me have a pocket knife until I'm at least 10." Taye sighed... loudly, and turned back to santa; "You probably wouldn't give me something my mommy says I can't have, would you?" Santa told him no, that he wouldn't do that. Taye told him; "Well then, I'll just take a stuffed snowman."

Jaden (6) told his mother that he was going to ask for a pocket knife but knew santa would never give him one "because of YOU". :rolleyes: :lol:

Caleb (7) was last and he said he would like a baby sister. Santa looked over at my daughter and said "Yeah, I agree. She looks like she could use a little girl."

Just for clarification... santa is only a game in their house. The kids all know it's not real and 'santa' doesn't give them anything. ;)

[DaniHansen]

Just this morning, my 11-year-old asked if I would be a dear and make him some pancakes.

My husband about choked with howling laughter. I just stood there flabbergasted.

:)

[tayariswife]

OK, so when my son was a tot (he's 12 now) I used to tell him that the crickets and the traffic sounds and all the things you hear at night before you fall asleep are noises that God makes when He's trying to tell us something and that if he listened very carefully and quietly, he would be able to hear God singing a goodnight song. So of course this same thing applied with lightning and thunder. I would just say that God was trying to talk to more people, so He had to be louder.
One night my 2-3 year old biddy calls me in his room. I stick my head in and he says: "Mom, can you ask God to be quiet? I can't get any sleep because he is saying 'Good night' so loud!"
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I thought that was the greatest!

[Momof5]

My 4 year old grandson said he wanted to get his mama diamonds for Christmas (because she was joking with him and said she wanted diamonds) so we went and purchased a pair of 1/4 carat diamond earrings. We discussed not telling her - that this was the only secret that was ok to keep.........today he told her "I can't show you your diamonds because it is a secret.":rofl:

[carissadawn]

Oh I totally LOVE the stuff kids say! I took this from my blog. My daughter, Jenna, said it last year (she was 5.)


Jenna came in this morning from the patio with a beautiful
purplish blue morning glory in full bloom.

She looked at me, all rosy cheeked and smiling. "I love
this flower mommy! It blesses me. Everyone should love
flowers and then everyone will be blessed."

Blesses her? I thought. I was wondering where she might
have heard about being blessed?

"Blesses you!" I said "What a beautiful thing to say!"
Jenna gave me a huge smile and shoved the flower
blissfully to her nose.

Achooo! She sneezed loudly.

"Bless me!" She yelled.

"See mommy, I told you this flower blesses me. It ALWAYS
blesses me each time I smell it. I love this flower."

[carissadawn]

One more, my kids say some crazy stuff...

On the way to the park one day, we stopped for goodies at the local bake shop-I bought my 3 year old a chocolate cupcake and some milk to take to the park to snack on. The cupcake was really rich so I wanted her to save her milk to drink while she ate it. Instead she was sucking up her milk like she had never had milk before! Finally, frustrated, I took her milk from her and said "Gwennie, I TOLD you to save some of your milk for your cupcake!" She got upset and yelled back "MOMMY!! MY cupcake is NOT thirsty!"

[KingFisher]

We were walking down the mall and passed the theater area.
As we passed you could smell the buttery popcorn.

My three year old daughter said I smell popcorn in my nose.

As I laughed I corrected her and said you smell it with your nose.

The next day we were all sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast.
The dog was lying under my three year old's chair.

Well the dog let out a poot...

My daughter pointing to her tiny little nose said ewww! Yuck!
I smell brothers poo poo in my nose. :eek:

This time we all just laughed...

[mari]

My 7 year old is autistic with the carracteristic speach delay....... but, as commin to these children, he plays advanced Playstation and computer games....... in the last few months his vocablury has improved by strides .........

( in South Africa we speak a mixed Dutch / Germanic origin language, Afrikaans, but with the repettition of the video games, some English phrases carry more weigth than mommy's words.... )


in "Sonic" the one little cat tells sonic to take it easy repeatedly when he runs to fast and mis the track..... so now, when Daddy talks to loud or fast, its " Calm down, pappa, calm down - with the hand showing a slow down sign.....


some sounds and sound combinations as difficult to get out, so in his own wisdom het makes his own words for new ( or not so new ) things that catches his interest......

stop'a'rain = umbrella

stop'a'eina-sauce ... = ointment ( eina = auch ! )

power-rain = thunder storm

dottie-chickens = guineyfowl

poo-poo stick = prawn pump ( hand held tube pump used to pull prawns on a sandy beach as bate for fishing - sand is pushed out and looks rather suspicious :rolleyes: )

:bounce: ... m

[steelerbabe]

We were in church and they started singing Amazing Grace. My then two year old daughtrer, named Grace turned to me and said, "they wrote about me.":D

[Gregg]

One day when my daughter was about 3 or 4 she asked me a question. I told her that we should pray to Jesus about it. She responded like I was from Mars, " On daddy, Jesus cannot help us, he does not have arms and legs, he is just a head." I said where did you ever get that idea honey? She pointed to a plate that was on our fireplace mantel that depicted just the face of Jesus with the crown of thorns.

Needless to say, after I stopped laughing, we had a great discussion clarifying things. We still laugh about it today.

[HisLeast]

A friend of mine's son answered the phone when his grandmother called. He yelled out to his mother:

"MOM! Grandma's on the phone... you know... YOUR mom"

[Mo!]

A few years back my daughter who was 5 at the time was talking to one of her friends before church. Her friend shared that her grandfather just turned 86. My daughter replied "Wow! He sure has a lot of s'perience being alive! What is he gonna do next?"

[Gulah Papyrus]

When my son Charlie was just learning how to read we had started collecting the new quarters with a different state represented on the 'tails' side. Well, when the New Hampshire quarter came out he was checking out the back and their state motto 'Live Free od Die" was written on the back. I watched as he struggled to sound out the words..."lliiiiiiive fffff-ff-fff-rrrrrr-eeeee oorrr dd-d-ddddiiiiie...live-free-or-die" then he turned to me with a quisical look on his face(as if it was the dumbest question he had ever heard) and said...'LIVE FREE!'

He thought it was a question!:rofl:

Now, when I hear/read Deuteronomy 30:19 I immediately remember that precious moment.

19 I call heaven and earth as witnesses today against you, that I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing; therefore choose life, that both you and your descendants may live;

[DaniHansen]

This just happened last night.

I pray the Lord's prayer with my son every night, and last night my 18-year-old was listening in.

She had him recite it to her and somehow, "hallowed be your name" came out as "halibut be your name."

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: