The Really Ugly Duckling

[Fenris]

I'm in a bit of an odd mood today. Perhaps this can cheer me up-


The Really Ugly Duckling

Once upon a time there was mother duck and a father duck who had seven baby ducklings. Six of them there regular-looking ducklings. The seventh was a really ugly duckling. Everyone used to say, “What a nice-looking bunch of ducklings - all except one. Boy, he’s really ugly.” The really ugly duckling heard these people, but didn’t care. He knew that one day he would probably grow up to be swan and be bigger and look better than anything in the bond.

















Well, as it turned out he was just a really ugly duckling. And he grew up to be just a really ugly duck. The End.

[HisLeast]

Being as this is the controversial forum, allow me to respond.

<ehem>

:mad: NO HE DIDN'T!!!

[always]

No, he was the beautiful one, and all the rest were ugly.:lol: annnnnnnnd he knew it!

[CoffeeCat]

Well, as it turned out he was just a really ugly duckling. And he grew up to be just a really ugly duck. The End.........

....... on the other hand, he lives off the royalties he gets from the tabloid magazines.

[Jeanne D]

LOL@ Fenris..ooook:D

on the other hand, he lives off the royalties he gets from the tabloid magazines

:rofl: too funny! Love it, love it!!!

Jeanne

[markedward]

Isn't this from that parody book, The Stinky-Cheese Man?

[Fenris]

Isn't this from that parody book, The Stinky-Cheese Man?


Indeed. An awesome read!

[tgallison]

I'm in a bit of an odd mood today. Perhaps this can cheer me up-

Some things just can't be fixed.

[RabbiKnife]

Perhaps some Peking Duckling would help???

:pp

[markedward]

Indeed. An awesome read!Now I want to find my copy...

[Fenris]

Some things just can't be fixed.
You want me to be fixed? How is that going to cheer me up?!

[RabbiKnife]

I'm with Fenris on this one. My cat was not happy when he got fixed.

Run, Fenris, run...
:cool:

[tgallison]

You want me to be fixed? How is that going to cheer me up?!

No! No! no implication implied here, just referring to the duck.

[CoffeeCat]

I want to thank you guys. I'VE been feeling a little down tonight, and with the last few comments I burst out laughing.

[mikebr]

http://www.burningmidnightoil.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/Gallery_UglyDuckling_2D.jpg

Maybe the cat made this duck ugly?;)

[CoffeeCat]

*puts paws up in innocence*

Ewwwwwwwwww.....


Uhm....

I think you're confusing "ugly" with "dead". ;)

[Revolvr]

I'm in a bit of an odd mood today. Perhaps this can cheer me up-
I think I'm in the same mood. We must have read the same news stories....

I had a similar tale to tell but I may not post it. It's just too sad.

[Fenris]

No! No! no implication implied here, just referring to the duck.
I'm not a vet, but I don't think you can get a duck fixed.:hmm:

[Studyin'2Show]

I'm not a vet, but I don't think you can get a duck fixed.:hmm:I like my duck 'fixed' with orange sauce. mmmmm

[Fenris]

I like my duck 'fixed' with orange sauce. mmmmm
Don't they call the orange sauce 'duck sauce'?

I don't even know what that means. Does it have tiny pieces of duck in it?

[tgallison]

I'm not a vet, but I don't think you can get a duck fixed.:hmm:

Well you can get a chicken fixed, so why not a duck. A fixed chicken is a capon. I don't know what you call a fixed duck. Maybe Aflac.

[Fenris]

Well you can get a chicken fixed, so why not a duck. A fixed chicken is a capon. I don't know what you call a fixed duck. Maybe Aflac.Oy vey, don't talk about the aflac duck. My wife got a few of those for the kids. So now they walk around the house all day, squeezing them. And then the ducks yell, "Aflac. AFLACK. AFLAAAACK!!!!"

:help:

[Studyin'2Show]

Oy vey, don't talk about the aflac duck. My wife got a few of those for the kids. So now they walk around the house all day, squeezing them. And then the ducks yell, "Aflac. AFLACK. AFLAAAACK!!!!"

:help:Maybe you can get them 'fixed'. :P

[Fenris]

Maybe you can get them 'fixed'. :P
I am sure they can meet with an 'accident'. :spin:

But then I'd have to deal with the kids crying about it. :B

[MOTC7]

Is this thread really controversial, or should it go in anything goes?

[Fenris]

Is this thread really controversial, or should it go in anything goes?
It's controversial because that's the only forum I am permitted to post in.

[MOTC7]

It's controversial because that's the only forum I am permitted to post in.

Why? What is thy sin my son.

[Fenris]

Why? What is thy sin my son.Being a heathen. :lol:

No, seriously, I am not a Christian. :)

That's not why I was feeling down when I started this thread though.

[MOTC7]

Being a heathen. :lol:

No, seriously, I am not a Christian. :)

That's not why I was feeling down when I started this thread though.

Ok but why are you banished to the controversial area only?

[Fenris]

Ok but why are you banished to the controversial area only?
Being as I am a non-Christian, and this is a Christian message board, I feel fortunate that I am allowed to post here at all. :hug:

[RabbiKnife]

Banished might not be the right word...How about cyber-geographically challenged?

:saint:

[Fenris]

Banished might not be the right word...How about cyber-geographically challenged?

:saint:
Yes. There are places on the net I dare not go.

[Studyin'2Show]

It's controversial because that's the only forum I am permitted to post in.Actually, Fenris, you ARE permitted in the 'Kicking Back' forum. I'll go ahead and move it there as it would be a better fit. ;)

[Fenris]

Actually, Fenris, you ARE permitted in the 'Kicking Back' forum. I'll go ahead and move it there as it would be a better fit. ;)
OK, I'll have to make note of the fact that "very ugly ducklings" are not controversial. In spite of what I may have thought. :hmm:

[Studyin'2Show]

OK, I'll have to make note of the fact that "very ugly ducklings" are not controversial. In spite of what I may have thought. :hmm:I guess if the duckling gets involved in something more controversial we could consider moving it back. :lol:

[mcgyver]

Why do ducks have big, webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires, of course!!!

Why do Elephants have big flat feet?







Wait for it....



To stamp out flaming ducks! :P

[Magnetic]

Fenris, . . . is this the same line of reasoning as:

"The girl who lost all the weight and found out that she DIDN'T have a pretty face"?

:rofl:

:D

:hmm:

:blushsad:

[karenoka27]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cumbria/content/images/2006/10/23/duck1_470x374.jpg

1 Samuel 16:7-"....for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart."



:hug:

[MOTC7]

Being as I am a non-Christian, and this is a Christian message board, I feel fortunate that I am allowed to post here at all. :hug:

That's not Jesus I'm afraid and if this is true, some people should be ashamed of themselves.

[Fenris]

This thread has really taken on a life of it's own. I feel like Dr Frankenstein...

[Fenris]

That's not Jesus I'm afraid and if this is true, some people should be ashamed of themselves.
It's not that epopel make me feel unwelcome. Quite the opposite, most posters here are exceptionally friendly to me, doing a great service to their faith.

It's just that this is a "Christian message board" and it's not a given that someone like me would be welcome here. But apparently I am! :pp

[Studyin'2Show]

This thread has really taken on a life of it's own. I feel like Dr Frankenstein...Well, your avatar did play 'Young Frankenstein' so you may not be far off. :lol:

[Ta-An]

It's not that epopel make me feel unwelcome.
We are quite unique are we not Fenris :hmm:....:lol:....e-people

MOTC7, Fenris is a Christian in Jewish clothing,,,, :saint: check that hat :spin:

[MOTC7]

Well looks like I will be joining Feris here because quite clearly I cannot have a conversation with anyone without their feelings getting hurt though I'm not being rude whatsoever.

I also force my beliefs apparently, since sharing is now forcing when the other party disagrees.


Shall I pull up a stool? :D

[Fenris]

Shall I pull up a stool? :D
Sure, be my guest. Watch out for the ducklings though.

[HisLeast]

Sure, be my guest. Watch out for the ducklings though.

You swans are always looking to oppress us ducklings!

[Ta-An]

It's not that epopel make me feel unwelcome. Quite the opposite, most posters here are exceptionally friendly to me, doing a great service to their faith.

We just love Gene Wilder Swans ...actuallly :cool: :hug: :kiss:

[Tanya~]

I hope you're cheered up now Fenris and know that we love you! :hug:





http://www.startedbyamouse.com/graphics/Ugly02.jpg

Maybe the ugly duckling grew up to look lie this duck:

http://k41.pbase.com/g3/04/578304/2/52953006.Uglyduck3.jpg

[Jeanne D]

I hope you're cheered up now Fenris and know that we love you! :hug:




Ditto!

Jeanne:)

[HisLeast]

Ditto!

Tritto!

Fenris, your kung fu is the greatest.

http://www.moosejockey.com/images/pictures/blog/jew_jitsu.jpg

[Fenris]

Yes, feeling better today. Thanks for all the well-wishes. I love you all. :hug:

[SFASH]

Ahem... Beauty's only skin-deep....ugly goes right to the bone.
http://storynory.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/duckling.jpg
The end.

[mikebr]

Wanna hear my impression of a duck?

Dang that thang almost hit me.:D

[Studyin'2Show]

Wanna hear my impression of a duck?

Dang that thang almost hit me.:DI had to stop and think about that one! :lol:

[Fenris]

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

http://tu.tv/imagenes/videos/t/h/this-is-sparta_5_imagenGrande.jpg

Wait, I mean, this is madness. Sorry.:blush:

[mikebr]

Or is this................?

http://www.toyarchive.com/BattleBeasts/Figures/41RunAmuDuck1a.jpg

[Fenris]

http://www.toyarchive.com/BattleBeasts/Figures/41RunAmuDuck1a.jpg

Who is that, 'robo-duck'? "Dead or alive, you are coming with me..." :lol:

[HisLeast]

Wait, I mean, this is madness. Sorry.:blush:

Madness?

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/this-is-sparta-caution-cone.jpg

[Fenris]

Madness?

Well, that is Sparta.

[RedBird777]

Fenris, . . . is this the same line of reasoning as:

"The girl who lost all the weight and found out that she DIDN'T have a pretty face"?

:rofl:

:D

:hmm:

:blushsad:
Now, that's just HARSH. I know a girl that did that once. I felt kinda bad for her.

This thread has really taken on a life of it's own. I feel like Dr Frankenstein...
That's Frankenstein (FRONK-en-steen).

Madness?

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/this-is-sparta-caution-cone.jpg
Well, that is Sparta.
DUDE! I've been looking for that picture! Very nice!