Most peculiar statement

[wheatbread]

Made by a spouse (wife in my case)

"The car stops just fine, but the brakes don't work." :o

[Orendorf]

So I'm guessing your garage door is smashed to pieces :lol:

[wheatbread]

So I'm guessing your garage door is smashed to pieces :lol:

Something like that yep. :B

[Buck shot]

:lol::rofl:

That was great, thanks!

[tt1106]

Hmmmmm. unless she meant the engine. Stop....Start...

I know how you feel. I try to open the back door on our Rodeo a week ago, she says, oh that, yeah it hasn't opened for a week.

[wheatbread]

Hmmmmm. unless she meant the engine. Stop....Start...

I know how you feel. I try to open the back door on our Rodeo a week ago, she says, oh that, yeah it hasn't opened for a week.

Heheheh...I have now dubbed these moments, Letterman fodder...what!:owhat!:o

[wheatbread]

The latest one from my wonderful wife who I do love so very much and is IMO a person of above average intelligence...

Few years back I replaced all of our incandescent light bulbs with compact florescent bulbs. Dropped our electric bill by about $30 a month.
Tonight I walked by my daughters room and I thought an aircraft was landing, I looked at the ceiling and there were two incandescent bulbs where there had been one CFL. I asked her about it and she replied, well, I thought if I put two of the old ones in there we could burn them up faster and get more of the new kind. :B

what!:owhat!:o

[Denny606]

you should have see the look on my sister -in -law's face when Fax machines first came out and my brother was trying to explain text documents over the phone lines,she literally thought that you put the paper in the little machine and it somehow went through the telephone line and came out somewhere else.OOOh she is still touchy about fax machines after she understood what he was trying to tell her.Right up there with telling someone they're looking healthy since you gained your weight back.

[wheatbread]

Right up there with telling someone they're looking healthy since you gained your weight back.

http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/extra3/doh.gif

[Clavicula_Nox]

Last night, while I was in the computer room, or the Throne Room as I call it, I heard:

"Come here drunkey! Come here"

I walked into my living room and saw my wife, with a glass of wine, encouraging my 4 month old Ænglish bulldog to drink it, which of course he was because, I guess my Ænglish bulldog is in fact a drunk.

[wheatbread]

Last night, while I was in the computer room, or the Throne Room as I call it, I heard:

"Come here drunkey! Come here"

I walked into my living room and saw my wife, with a glass of wine, encouraging my 4 month old Ænglish bulldog to drink it, which of course he was because, I guess my Ænglish bulldog is in fact a drunk.

Hope you hid the car keys :lol:

[Buck shot]

you should have see the look on my sister -in -law's face when Fax machines first came out and my brother was trying to explain text documents over the phone lines,she literally thought that you put the paper in the little machine and it somehow went through the telephone line and came out somewhere else.OOOh she is still touchy about fax machines after she understood what he was trying to tell her.Right up there with telling someone they're looking healthy since you gained your weight back.

PRICELESS! :rofl:

[Clavicula_Nox]

This is the Ænglish Bulldog in question. His given name is Killian ap Buster noch Juracek, but he generally is just called "Fatty".


http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/clavicula_nox/_bulldog1.jpg

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/clavicula_nox/_bulldog2.jpg

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/clavicula_nox/_bulldog3.jpg

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/clavicula_nox/_bulldog4.jpg

[wheatbread]

This is the Ænglish Bulldog in question. His given name is Killian ap Buster noch Juracek, but he generally is just called "Fatty".



Understandably so, I don't think I can even pronounce his given name :blush:
Love the color in the coat, that is awesome.