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They make scented trash bags now....may help. :)

Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

Charlie: What was that we just went through?
Wonka: Hsawaknow.
Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese?
Wonka: No, that’s Wonkawash spelled backwards.

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a'blowing? ...

I am at work, so I have missed it: is there a video or transcript of it I can access when I get home later?

"The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last."

Willy Wonka

Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you - and for a student to be teaching his teacher is...

There is an old sailors rhyme for it, Ta-An:

June-too soon.
July-stand by
August-come they must
September-remember
October-all over

Generally speaking this is very accurate: at times we...

No: that is the song Veruca Salt sings before going down the egg-di-cator. :)

I want a feast
I want a bean feast
Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts so good you could go nuts.
No, now!
I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million...

That did not take long to pass the buck....

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as...

"[Luke won a game of poker on a bluff]

Dragline: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'. ...

He should have said the people trust the press even less then the government.

I just read the whole article. All I can do is :B

They will never do that: instead, they will create more "heads" to lead it....

Kirk: Come on. Spock, why didn't you jump in?
Spock: I was trying to comprehend the meaning of the words.
McCoy: It's a song, you green-blooded...Vulcan. You sing it. The words aren't important....

With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.

-Captain Picard, Star Trek: The Next...

The question is: will the press let him slide like usual, or will they crucify him?

And we will be the ones offered up for burnt offerings....

Wonder what his Golden Parachute will be.......

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Geordi: Data... I made that joke seven years ago.
Data: I know! I just got it!

-Star Trek: Generations

Picard: Come back! Make a difference!
Kirk: I take it the odds are against us and the situation’s grim.
Picard: You could say that.
Kirk: If Spock were here, he’d say that I was an irrational,...

I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I’ll let you know.
-Captain Picard to Data, Star Trek: The Next Generation, “In Theory”

The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe.

-Dr. McCoy, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

"Have fun storming the castle."

Thank you: I will scarff a point here. :)

ChristianCoffee...................(14)

That has to be the most points I have scored in ages. :)

“This hill, though high, I covet to ascend;
The difficulty will not me offend.
For I perceive the way to life lies here.
Come, pluck up, heart; let's neither faint nor fear.
Better, though...