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  1. Jan 2nd 2009, 11:56 AM #1
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    My eye is like a poached egg

    It runs when poked.
    Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."

    Jeremiah 31:9
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    :::groan :::

    That's a Dad-joke if I ever heard one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenris View Post
    It runs when poked.
    Oh dear....

    Happy 2009 to you and yours Fenris
    1Jn 4:1 NKJV Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world.

    1Th 5:21-22 NKJV Test all things; hold fast what is good. (22) Abstain from every form of evil.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenris View Post
    It runs when poked.
    ...lol

    I am afraid that I have the very same problem..........lol
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    Tee-hee

    Did you hear about the man who had his arm mangled in an upholstery machine? It's ok - he's "recovered" now.
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    What's the difference between an elephant and an aspirin?
    1Jn 4:1 NKJV Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world.

    1Th 5:21-22 NKJV Test all things; hold fast what is good. (22) Abstain from every form of evil.



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    Quote Originally Posted by tango View Post
    What's the difference between an elephant and an aspirin?
    I don't know - what IS the difference between an elephant and an aspirin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vhayes View Post
    I don't know - what IS the difference between an elephant and an aspirin?
    Well one is big and grey and wrinkly, the other is small and white and smooth...

    Remind me not to come to you next time I've got a headache
    1Jn 4:1 NKJV Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world.

    1Th 5:21-22 NKJV Test all things; hold fast what is good. (22) Abstain from every form of evil.



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    Why does the actor Edward Woodward have 4 Ds in his name?

    Because if he didn't, he'd be Ewar Woowar.

    (It's funnier if you say it out loud. Honest.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethany67 View Post
    :::groan :::

    That's a Dad-joke if I ever heard one
    I woke up in a weird mood. Anyway, it's better than the knock-knock jokes my twins repeat all day...
    Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."

    Jeremiah 31:9
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    Quote Originally Posted by tango View Post
    Well one is big and grey and wrinkly, the other is small and white and smooth...

    Remind me not to come to you next time I've got a headache


    We'll just make sure that we get you a really big glass of water, to cover our bases!
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    will all other things be added unto to you.
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    You guys ...

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    Have you ever heard the story about the skunk?

    Never mind...it stinks.
    .................The message of the cross divides the human race." ~MW~

    ........ ... " LORD, I beseech thee, let now thine ear be attentive to the prayer of thy servant..."
    .................................................. .................................................. ...Nehemiah 1:11a



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    Quote Originally Posted by karenoka27 View Post
    Have you ever heard the story about the skunk?

    Never mind...it stinks.
    No, but I heard the one about the boy who dug up a buried, dead squirrel..it stinks too!
    "The flowers appear on the earth,
    the time of singing has come,
    and the voice of the turtledove
    is heard in our land     ." SofS 2:12 (RSV)
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    Thank you for making mine sound better...


    Question
    What gets wetter the more it dries?




















    Answer
    A towel.
    .................The message of the cross divides the human race." ~MW~

    ........ ... " LORD, I beseech thee, let now thine ear be attentive to the prayer of thy servant..."
    .................................................. .................................................. ...Nehemiah 1:11a



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