1. I remember lots of things from my first year of life... nappy changes, nursing, and going bright red and screaming because nobody was looking at ME!
2. When I was seven my family turned my pet goat into stew. As you can imagine, I'm a vegan.
3. I was made to write lines at school when I was six, because the teacher insisted that I cheated in the English lesson and wrote a poem from memory - she refused to consider the possibility that I'd written it myself. (I did write it myself, that still rankles.)
4. As a child, I hated all things sporty. Now I love to run and work out.
5. Once at my Dad's school I attended a fancy dress disguised as my father, and caused a girl to scream and faint when she realised I was not "Sir." Annoyingly, I didn't win first prize.
6. I used to think I was good at chess, until I taught my son, who promptly got better than almost everyone else he ever met.
7. I have dyscalculia, and can not remember my own phone number. Sometimes, under stress, I forget my address. Several times so far I've forgotten my birthday.
8. I also have dyspraxia, which is a posh way of saying I'm incredibly clumsy and can't braid my own hair.
9. I used to have a bright orange afro. If I'd been a kid these days someone would have pointed out that I'd been tangoed.
10. Although I'm right handed, I tend to forget and do things with my left. I can't thread a needle with my right hand, and sometimes when I'm knitting, if I'm tired, I'll mess up the whole pattern by starting to knit left handed half way through a row.
11. I speak French, German, English, Irish and Russian well, Dutch, Afrikaans, Spanish, Italian passably, can read Greek, am learning Hebrew, and can get by in Mandarin.
12. I've had two novels published, and three picture books for children.
13. I studied poetry with Séamus Heaney when I was sixteen.
14. If the world suddenly ran out of medicine, I could probably make alternatives for ninety percent of what is in the chemists from local ingredients.
15. I once squatted two and a half times my bodyweight... not bad for a girl.
16. My favourite martial art is boxing. The others look cool, but practice leads me to believe that keeping your feet on the ground is the most important thing in a fight.
17. Speaking of which, I've lost count of the amount of times I've been in a fight.
18. Speaking of which, I've lost count of the amount of times I've been arrested.
19. Speaking of which, I am now a perfectly law abiding citizen, and am glad that God's working on me!
20. I have one son, and he's the best thing God has given me.
21. My brother and I nearly drowned ourselves as kids, building our own submarine... which should have worked.
22. I was saved in a book shop nearly three years ago.
23. I once said I'd rather die and go to hell than worship God... and He saved me anyway.

24. I am so short sighted that if my eyesight deteriorates much more I could end up registered blind.
25. I had more to say about myself than I thought possible.
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