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    Beef jerky business cards

    Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenris View Post
    Too... much... awesome....

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    The coolest business card I've seen to date was for a mason - it was a miniature brick, three holes and all. I still have it on my desk at home and use to as a paperweight for small notes and those annoying pieces of paper that have important stuff on them but are easily lost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vhayes View Post
    The coolest business card I've seen to date was for a mason - it was a miniature brick, three holes and all. I still have it on my desk at home and use to as a paperweight for small notes and those annoying pieces of paper that have important stuff on them but are easily lost.
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    Yeah, but can you eat it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenris View Post
    Yeah, but can you eat it?
    I want them to save my business card... not savor it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenris View Post
    Yeah, but can you eat it?
    And with this in mind, I wouldn't have any to hand out. I like beef jerky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HisLeast View Post
    I want them to save my business card... not savor it.
    I'm sure you'll be remember as the guy with the tastiest business cards ever!
    Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dljc View Post
    And with this in mind, I wouldn't have any to hand out. I like beef jerky.
    This would be me

    I would like to have a big box of them right now

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    Well, they just lost my custom! I wouldn't touch that thing. Blerkh!
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    hmmmm
    salty yet refreshing! hahaha
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    They'll taste better than regular business cards I suppose... but I don't know that I'd want my business card to go mouldy and attract flies into someone's office.

    Also, as daughter mentioned, not that great for vegetarian/vegan customers. Could be an interesting gimmick for a steak house though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dljc View Post
    And with this in mind, I wouldn't have any to hand out. I like beef jerky.
    "Do you have any business cards?"

    "I did, but I'm afraid I ate them as I was waiting for you to get here."


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    They are hard to read, and the thought of eating one not knowing who touched it. I think its a jerky idea..
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