In metamorphosis
I think I implied that Tango and Moonglow were imbeciles a while back...I felt bad after posting that...I'm sorry. I meant it totally as a joke, but it was still rude. Forgive me?
I will try to be more polite while I go off-topic. I really get snarky sometimes.
Formerly moonglow
Actually she was an indoor dog...only outside to potty or goof around for short periods of time. She was small so as she walked her stomach would rub the grass and she would break out in a rash and bite her nails because they itched!Originally Posted by Urban Missionary
"People do not drift toward holiness. Apart from grace-driven effort, people do not gravitate toward godliness, prayer, obedience to Scripture, faith, and delight in the Lord. We drift toward compromise and call it tolerance; We drift toward disobedience and call it freedom; We drift toward superstition and call it faith. We cherish the indiscipline of lost self-control and call it relaxation; we slouch toward prayerlessness and delude ourselves into thinking we have escaped legalism; we slide toward godlessness and convince ourselves we have been liberated?" - D A Carson
Formerly moonglow
You are BAD, BAD, BAD!! Now go sit in the corner for ten minutes...I think I implied that Tango and Moonglow were imbeciles a while back...I felt bad after posting that...I'm sorry. I meant it totally as a joke, but it was still rude. Forgive me?
I will try to be more polite while I go off-topic. I really get snarky sometimes.
That's ok I knew you were joking...now if you had said that on a regular post I would have taken it seriously!!no worries...
"People do not drift toward holiness. Apart from grace-driven effort, people do not gravitate toward godliness, prayer, obedience to Scripture, faith, and delight in the Lord. We drift toward compromise and call it tolerance; We drift toward disobedience and call it freedom; We drift toward superstition and call it faith. We cherish the indiscipline of lost self-control and call it relaxation; we slouch toward prayerlessness and delude ourselves into thinking we have escaped legalism; we slide toward godlessness and convince ourselves we have been liberated?" - D A Carson
So we can't call a spade a spade?
My name on all of the other boards is a standing joke concerning my own personality.
For what mortal has ever heard the voice of the living God speaking out of fire, as we have, and survived? ~ Deuteronomy 5:26
If you're not prepared to risk your very life for your "enemy" you have no right to speak to him of love. ~ Daughter
Many say they are called... but I am pretty convinced that with many of them it was the wrong number. ~ Project Peter
Formerly moonglow
We know how you really are....So we can't call a spade a spade?
My name on all of the other boards is a standing joke concerning my own personality.
"People do not drift toward holiness. Apart from grace-driven effort, people do not gravitate toward godliness, prayer, obedience to Scripture, faith, and delight in the Lord. We drift toward compromise and call it tolerance; We drift toward disobedience and call it freedom; We drift toward superstition and call it faith. We cherish the indiscipline of lost self-control and call it relaxation; we slouch toward prayerlessness and delude ourselves into thinking we have escaped legalism; we slide toward godlessness and convince ourselves we have been liberated?" - D A Carson
pulverized corn grain
Yeah, an urban missionary in a cowboy hat is like a moon glow out of her shell.
My name on every other Christian site that I have joined has always been...
Wait for it....
Humble Pie.
A friend of mine that is a fellow pastor used to joke around with me all the time and we would "argue" jokingly about who was the most humble. It would always end up with something like "My humbleness is so great that not only am I the most humble person in the entire world, I sell off some of my humbleness to people that have none."
Eventually he turned me onto a forum that was having a debate on church discipline. Not wanting to totally give away who I was, but still wanting to give him a chance to figure it out, I signed up for my very first forum as "Humble Pie" as a joke. The name stuck and I have been Humble Pie ever since.
For what mortal has ever heard the voice of the living God speaking out of fire, as we have, and survived? ~ Deuteronomy 5:26
If you're not prepared to risk your very life for your "enemy" you have no right to speak to him of love. ~ Daughter
Many say they are called... but I am pretty convinced that with many of them it was the wrong number. ~ Project Peter
Now you know why I refer to my son as "the Tartlet."
For what mortal has ever heard the voice of the living God speaking out of fire, as we have, and survived? ~ Deuteronomy 5:26
If you're not prepared to risk your very life for your "enemy" you have no right to speak to him of love. ~ Daughter
Many say they are called... but I am pretty convinced that with many of them it was the wrong number. ~ Project Peter
...and you shall live...
If I had a sea bass big enough to give you a good slap with it from here, I'd be tempted. But I don't, so I guess forgiveness is the next optionI think I implied that Tango and Moonglow were imbeciles a while back...I felt bad after posting that...I'm sorry. I meant it totally as a joke, but it was still rude. Forgive me?
I will try to be more polite while I go off-topic. I really get snarky sometimes.
Seriously though, no offense taken
1Jn 4:1 NKJV Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world.
1Th 5:21-22 NKJV Test all things; hold fast what is good. (22) Abstain from every form of evil.
Get on my horse.
I call a spade a shovel.So we can't call a spade a spade?
It is only the cynic who claims “to speak the truth” at all times and in all places to all men in the same way, but who, in fact, displays nothing but a lifeless image of the truth… He dons the halo of the fanatical devotee of truth who can make no allowance for human weaknesses; but, in fact, he is destroying the living truth between men. He wounds shame, desecrates mystery, breaks confidence, betrays the community in which he lives, and laughs arrogantly at the devastation he has wrought and at the human weakness which “cannot bear the truth”. Dietrich Bonhoeffer, in Ethics.
Eye Of The Beholder
My step-Dad was a house-mover and when he would yell at me from under a house to bring him a spade, I brought him both a spade and a shovel, because I wasn't certain he knew the difference, and if I was wrong...whoa boy!
Am I off-topic yet?
Oh, I guess I can do that here.
...and you shall live...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
1Jn 4:1 NKJV Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world.
1Th 5:21-22 NKJV Test all things; hold fast what is good. (22) Abstain from every form of evil.
You would...
For what mortal has ever heard the voice of the living God speaking out of fire, as we have, and survived? ~ Deuteronomy 5:26
If you're not prepared to risk your very life for your "enemy" you have no right to speak to him of love. ~ Daughter
Many say they are called... but I am pretty convinced that with many of them it was the wrong number. ~ Project Peter
I hear Vhayes really likes April Fool's day jokes to be pulled on her...
For what mortal has ever heard the voice of the living God speaking out of fire, as we have, and survived? ~ Deuteronomy 5:26
If you're not prepared to risk your very life for your "enemy" you have no right to speak to him of love. ~ Daughter
Many say they are called... but I am pretty convinced that with many of them it was the wrong number. ~ Project Peter
Get on my horse.
Rectangle. Because the donkey king lives.
It is only the cynic who claims “to speak the truth” at all times and in all places to all men in the same way, but who, in fact, displays nothing but a lifeless image of the truth… He dons the halo of the fanatical devotee of truth who can make no allowance for human weaknesses; but, in fact, he is destroying the living truth between men. He wounds shame, desecrates mystery, breaks confidence, betrays the community in which he lives, and laughs arrogantly at the devastation he has wrought and at the human weakness which “cannot bear the truth”. Dietrich Bonhoeffer, in Ethics.
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