No no no no.Originally Posted by teddyv
15 to hold the giraffe
26 to adjust the goldfish
and 143 to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools
...and you shall live...
No no no no.
15 to hold the giraffe
26 to adjust the goldfish
and 143 to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools
1Jn 4:1 NKJV Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world.
1Th 5:21-22 NKJV Test all things; hold fast what is good. (22) Abstain from every form of evil.
But who melts all of the clocks???
For what mortal has ever heard the voice of the living God speaking out of fire, as we have, and survived? ~ Deuteronomy 5:26
If you're not prepared to risk your very life for your "enemy" you have no right to speak to him of love. ~ Daughter
Many say they are called... but I am pretty convinced that with many of them it was the wrong number. ~ Project Peter
Get on my horse.
So now there is objectivity in surrealism? I smell legalism.
It is only the cynic who claims “to speak the truth” at all times and in all places to all men in the same way, but who, in fact, displays nothing but a lifeless image of the truth… He dons the halo of the fanatical devotee of truth who can make no allowance for human weaknesses; but, in fact, he is destroying the living truth between men. He wounds shame, desecrates mystery, breaks confidence, betrays the community in which he lives, and laughs arrogantly at the devastation he has wrought and at the human weakness which “cannot bear the truth”. Dietrich Bonhoeffer, in Ethics.
Formerly moonglow
Fish slapping is GOOD to do! I know cause I saw it on a Veggie Tales movie...If I had a sea bass big enough to give you a good slap with it from here, I'd be tempted. But I don't, so I guess forgiveness is the next option
Seriously though, no offense takenI used to have a running joke with a member on here about fish slapping...wonder what happened to him?
"People do not drift toward holiness. Apart from grace-driven effort, people do not gravitate toward godliness, prayer, obedience to Scripture, faith, and delight in the Lord. We drift toward compromise and call it tolerance; We drift toward disobedience and call it freedom; We drift toward superstition and call it faith. We cherish the indiscipline of lost self-control and call it relaxation; we slouch toward prayerlessness and delude ourselves into thinking we have escaped legalism; we slide toward godlessness and convince ourselves we have been liberated?" - D A Carson
Formerly moonglow
Someone mentioned melting clocks...So now there is objectivity in surrealism? I smell legalism.
"People do not drift toward holiness. Apart from grace-driven effort, people do not gravitate toward godliness, prayer, obedience to Scripture, faith, and delight in the Lord. We drift toward compromise and call it tolerance; We drift toward disobedience and call it freedom; We drift toward superstition and call it faith. We cherish the indiscipline of lost self-control and call it relaxation; we slouch toward prayerlessness and delude ourselves into thinking we have escaped legalism; we slide toward godlessness and convince ourselves we have been liberated?" - D A Carson
Soli Deo Gloria
Ok. How many Texas Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?
Lord, now let your servant depart in peace. For my eyes have seen your salvation.
My Commission in the army of Christ
Here I Stand
If you remember "The Fishnet" in Charleston, Illinois, contact me.
Formerly moonglow
whats a Texas Aggy?
"People do not drift toward holiness. Apart from grace-driven effort, people do not gravitate toward godliness, prayer, obedience to Scripture, faith, and delight in the Lord. We drift toward compromise and call it tolerance; We drift toward disobedience and call it freedom; We drift toward superstition and call it faith. We cherish the indiscipline of lost self-control and call it relaxation; we slouch toward prayerlessness and delude ourselves into thinking we have escaped legalism; we slide toward godlessness and convince ourselves we have been liberated?" - D A Carson
Soli Deo Gloria
The Texas Aggies are the students, faculty, staff, and alumni of Texas A & M University. I've found people of all ethnic backgrounds that do not like humor poked at their ethnic background. But I have never found and Aggie that didn't like Aggie jokes. They are as bound to tell them as anybody. I spent 4 years in Texas so heard a number of them.
My Commission in the army of Christ
Here I Stand
If you remember "The Fishnet" in Charleston, Illinois, contact me.
Formerly moonglow
Oh I see...so the question was how many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb...umm...beats me...one?
"People do not drift toward holiness. Apart from grace-driven effort, people do not gravitate toward godliness, prayer, obedience to Scripture, faith, and delight in the Lord. We drift toward compromise and call it tolerance; We drift toward disobedience and call it freedom; We drift toward superstition and call it faith. We cherish the indiscipline of lost self-control and call it relaxation; we slouch toward prayerlessness and delude ourselves into thinking we have escaped legalism; we slide toward godlessness and convince ourselves we have been liberated?" - D A Carson
Soli Deo Gloria
No 1000, 1 to hold the bulb and 999 to turn the ladder.
BTW, I just heard the Aggies can't have ice in their drinks anymore.
My Commission in the army of Christ
Here I Stand
If you remember "The Fishnet" in Charleston, Illinois, contact me.
Formerly moonglow
lol...turn the ladder! wowie! lol
Ok I'll bite..so why can't Aggies have ice in their drinks anymore?
"People do not drift toward holiness. Apart from grace-driven effort, people do not gravitate toward godliness, prayer, obedience to Scripture, faith, and delight in the Lord. We drift toward compromise and call it tolerance; We drift toward disobedience and call it freedom; We drift toward superstition and call it faith. We cherish the indiscipline of lost self-control and call it relaxation; we slouch toward prayerlessness and delude ourselves into thinking we have escaped legalism; we slide toward godlessness and convince ourselves we have been liberated?" - D A Carson
Get on my horse.
That must be one honkin' huge ladder.
It is only the cynic who claims “to speak the truth” at all times and in all places to all men in the same way, but who, in fact, displays nothing but a lifeless image of the truth… He dons the halo of the fanatical devotee of truth who can make no allowance for human weaknesses; but, in fact, he is destroying the living truth between men. He wounds shame, desecrates mystery, breaks confidence, betrays the community in which he lives, and laughs arrogantly at the devastation he has wrought and at the human weakness which “cannot bear the truth”. Dietrich Bonhoeffer, in Ethics.
In metamorphosis
That all depends on which end of the fish you're on...Fish slapping is GOOD to do! I know cause I saw it on a Veggie Tales movie...
<--Bluebird of Happiness
Now and then I like to look through Craigs List locally and this week I saw 2 ads that put a smile on my face....
#1 - FREE DOG HOUSE
Free plastic dog house for pit/dalmation. Take the dog house and the dog comes with it. 1 year old male. He is white with black spots. 1 black ear 1 white ear. eyes are 2 different colors.
Son moved into an apartment and can't take him. Dog house is in great condition.
#2 - FREE GOOD DOGS
hi i have two dogs i have to get ride of cause i am moving they will not let me have dogs they are good with kids they play with my kids all the time and i need them gone by sunday you may call me at __________ so please call me so i can tell you what kind they are i would tell you on herebut can't speel that good thank you god bless you all
My favorite scripture: Malachi 3:16
"Then they that feared the LORD spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard it, and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD, and that thought upon his name!" (Every time we speak of the Lord, or even THINK of him--its written down in a book of remembrance!)
In metamorphosis
I would like a free doghouse.
i'm afraid i might die tomorrow.
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