The off topic thread where we CAN go off topic ..lol

[MyCoolUsername]

I love pudding! Sadly it's another casualty in my new life of being "healthy."

I tried to imagine that the oatmeal I was eating for breakfast this morning was really biscuits and sausage gravy. My imagination wasn't up to the task.

*Sigh*

I told my fiance that I needed to get in shape and tone up and junk. So... instead of doing that I am making him cookies. I plan on fattening him up. My theory is...the fatter he gets the better I will look.(the man is in almost perfect shape. Great build, 6 pack and everything, a little intimidating)
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[amazzin]

I hope you will not be the reason for his coronary artery disease or his eventual demise because you want to look better than he does.....just saying

I told my fiance that I needed to get in shape and tone up and junk. So... instead of doing that I am making him cookies. I plan on fattening him up. My theory is...the fatter he gets the better I will look.(the man is in almost perfect shape. Great build, 6 pack and everything, a little intimidating)
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[TomH]

I told my fiance that I needed to get in shape and tone up and junk. So... instead of doing that I am making him cookies. I plan on fattening him up. My theory is...the fatter he gets the better I will look.(the man is in almost perfect shape. Great build, 6 pack and everything, a little intimidating)
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Yes, if you want to look better, hang around with ugly people.
Don't really have anything to add to the thread, just wanted to post next to Amazzin.

[amazzin]

Hey did you wife make cookies for you today?
I see she's been smouching with our mods in another thread. I mistakenly made the analogy with the OP in that thread.

Yes, if you want to look better, hang around with ugly people.
Don't really have anything to add to the thread, just wanted to post next to Amazzin.

[ChristianCoffee]

I want some deep fried chocolate covered bacon right now.

[BrianW]

I told my fiance that I needed to get in shape and tone up and junk. So... instead of doing that I am making him cookies. I plan on fattening him up. My theory is...the fatter he gets the better I will look.(the man is in almost perfect shape. Great build, 6 pack and everything, a little intimidating)
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A past girlfriend of mine was a fantastic cook and baker. She used rub my belly from time to time and say "It's almost where I want it to be. Let me bake you a cake."

I used to think she was joking (Even though I did gain about 30 pounds when I was with her) but now I'm wondering. I swear though, she was the best cook I've ever met.


And now I'm hungry just thinking about her.

[ChristianCoffee]

A past girlfriend of mine was a fantastic cook and baker. She used rub my belly from time to time and say "It's almost where I want it to be. Let me bake you a cake."

I used to think she was joking (Even though I did gain about 30 pounds when I was with her) but now I'm wondering. I swear though, she was the best cook I've ever met.


And now I'm hungry just thinking about her.

I have always told my wife (and youngest daughter now) they should become professional cooks. They both would rather bless everyone around them instead.

[thethirdtuttle]

I'm guessing from the last several posts that the current topic in this thread is fattening foods and the loved ones who cook them. For my part, my wife pretty regularly talks about how she needs to cook more for me so she can fatten me up (I am 6'3" and only 155 pounds). The only problem is that she works second shift and I work third, so it's tough to find time for us both to sit down and eat a home-cooked meal, much less cook it. She is a pretty good cook when she has cooked for me, but due to time constraints and laziness, I usually eat stuff that's easy to make, like microwave meals. In my own defense, ever since I can remember, it's been pretty hard for me to gain weight. I'm guessing it has something to do with my thyroid. God bless, and have a great day in the Lord!

Yours in Christ,

Benjamin

[ChristianCoffee]

I'm guessing from the last several posts that the current topic in this thread is fattening foods and the loved ones who cook them. For my part, my wife pretty regularly talks about how she needs to cook more for me so she can fatten me up (I am 6'3" and only 155 pounds). The only problem is that she works second shift and I work third, so it's tough to find time for us both to sit down and eat a home-cooked meal, much less cook it. She is a pretty good cook when she has cooked for me, but due to time constraints and laziness, I usually eat stuff that's easy to make, like microwave meals. In my own defense, ever since I can remember, it's been pretty hard for me to gain weight. I'm guessing it has something to do with my thyroid. God bless, and have a great day in the Lord!

Yours in Christ,

Benjamin

You just have to eat more chocolate covered bacon: you will gain weight, and raise your cholesterol levels. A daily double.

[BrianW]

That reminds me....I want to set up one of my guitars for DADAG tuning with heavier gauge strings, I'm thinking .012-.056, so I'll have to readjust the truss rod and reset the action and most likely I'll have to expand the slots in the nut. That will be a fun little project

[Scooby_Snacks]

That reminds me....I want to set up one of my guitars for DADAG tuning with heavier gauge strings, I'm thinking .012-.056, so I'll have to readjust the truss rod and reset the action and most likely I'll have to expand the slots in the nut. That will be a fun little project

That reminds me just how many projects I could start, but instead have been sidetracked by family members wanting to go to a matinee I dont want to see. I am now hoping to find a movie that plays at the same time as Battleship.
I might be able to handle something more like Lassie or Born Free. Lions dont initmidate me.

[BrianW]

Lions and tigers and bears.......

[Scooby_Snacks]

I wonder if seeing a vision of a male Lion with the mane like Aslan from Chronicles of Narnia or Sojourner55's avatar is something from my own mind, a memory, or something from God. Either way, Lions are on the top of the list above bears and tigers for me. I got out of the matinee because the IMDB gave Battleship poor reviews.

[BrianW]

*Cries because he didn't get an Oh MY! response*

I haven't been to the movies in years but I wished I had gone to see the 1st Narnia movie when it came out. Did you watch it? Was it any good?

[Scooby_Snacks]

I couldn't bring myself to say it Brian. I was thinking it if that counts.
I liked the first Narnia. I think I even saw it in the theatre?