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    I invented the aluminum can made out of wood.

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    I just fit into my size 6 jeans! ...ok, 8...ok...10..well ok...
    .................The message of the cross divides the human race." ~MW~

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    True story...

    I had a homeless and apparently crazy guy stand up in church to give his testimony one time and he said that he was really a billionaire because he had invented penicillin. He was just there to see how poor people lived. After indulging his craziness for about 5 minutes and trying to give hints like "Let's try to keep this focused on what God has done." I finally had to sit him down.
    For what mortal has ever heard the voice of the living God speaking out of fire, as we have, and survived? ~ Deuteronomy 5:26

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    I once met the President.

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    I once was the President.
    .................The message of the cross divides the human race." ~MW~

    ........ ... " LORD, I beseech thee, let now thine ear be attentive to the prayer of thy servant..."
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    I once hit the president with a waffle...

    (Sadly a true story...)
    For what mortal has ever heard the voice of the living God speaking out of fire, as we have, and survived? ~ Deuteronomy 5:26

    If you're not prepared to risk your very life for your "enemy" you have no right to speak to him of love. ~ Daughter

    Many say they are called... but I am pretty convinced that with many of them it was the wrong number. ~ Project Peter

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    I met President Karenoka27, once,............................. once.

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    I ate the waffle the President pulled from his face....
    .................The message of the cross divides the human race." ~MW~

    ........ ... " LORD, I beseech thee, let now thine ear be attentive to the prayer of thy servant..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by karenoka27 View Post
    I ate the waffle the President pulled from his face....
    Did it have molasses on it???
    For what mortal has ever heard the voice of the living God speaking out of fire, as we have, and survived? ~ Deuteronomy 5:26

    If you're not prepared to risk your very life for your "enemy" you have no right to speak to him of love. ~ Daughter

    Many say they are called... but I am pretty convinced that with many of them it was the wrong number. ~ Project Peter

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    I believe it was mud... which some of it was left on the President's face.
    .................The message of the cross divides the human race." ~MW~

    ........ ... " LORD, I beseech thee, let now thine ear be attentive to the prayer of thy servant..."
    .................................................. .................................................. ...Nehemiah 1:11a




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    No and Yes...........................

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    Here's a good one...


    9/11 was a government conspiracy.

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    If you're not prepared to risk your very life for your "enemy" you have no right to speak to him of love. ~ Daughter

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    9/12 was .............................

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    Vhayes is a mean, mean woman...
    For what mortal has ever heard the voice of the living God speaking out of fire, as we have, and survived? ~ Deuteronomy 5:26

    If you're not prepared to risk your very life for your "enemy" you have no right to speak to him of love. ~ Daughter

    Many say they are called... but I am pretty convinced that with many of them it was the wrong number. ~ Project Peter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urban Missionary View Post
    Vhayes is a mean, mean woman...
    I thought you were making up whoppers in this thread....

    But sadly, yes, I am a mean, mean woman. I tell the truth.

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