Let's have some fun.

[The Mighty Sword]

Let see who can make the most outrageous untrue claim.

I'll start.

I was born with teeth.

[Drums4Him]

Our family was so poor when I was growing up that when the garbage man came, my father told him to leave two cans.

[Desperaux]

I was so down and out that my mother died BEFORE I was even born.

[The Mighty Sword]

I was present at the signing of The Magna Carta

[Vhayes]

I'm so old I waited tables at the Last Supper

[Vhayes]

I grew up so poor we didn't have enough to pay attention -
(that, however, is very close to the truth)

[Gulah Papyrus]

I removed my own spine...on accident..

[The Mighty Sword]

I removed my own spine...on accident..

I love it.....

[Elijah's Mantle]

Im so slow in my young age the turtle beat me to the mailbox and back

I like this Mighty sword so u were born with teeth I hope u bite the doc when he smacked u on your can cause u could this is funnnnie e my side just split

[Elijah's Mantle]

I invented electricity and everybody saw the light

[Elijah's Mantle]

the tale of two cities was written about my old neighborhood we are the hood

[paidforinfull]

I can't stand going on vacation. (Holidays are for people who don't know what fun working 320 days a year is.)

[Elijah's Mantle]

I grew up so poor we didn't have enough to pay attention -

priceless good one

[Elijah's Mantle]

I can't stand going on vacation. (Holidays are for people who don't know what fun working 320 days a year is.)

I recomend a working vacation for u

[Elijah's Mantle]

I am DOC HOLIDAY

how can I employ you on your vacation ?