You catch yourself sitting in front of Walgreen's in your truck, thanking Jesus that Preparation H makes a moist travel towelette.
Veteran
You catch yourself sitting in front of Walgreen's in your truck, thanking Jesus that Preparation H makes a moist travel towelette.
The Antichrist will be taught and raised by the christian church. He will come from your own, not from the "outsiders". "Thus saith the Eternal, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house. . . ."
Grand Master
Your back goes out more often then you do.
'Adonai Yeshua'
You know you are getting old when....
You relieve air and dust comes out.
Eye Of The Beholder
You can't remember: "Was I just getting up or just going to bed?"
O R'lyeh?
You can't stand up or sit down without letting out a grunt.
We long to be known and we fear it like nothing else.
Most people live with subtle dread that one day,
they will be discovered for who they really are,
and the world will be appalled.
- Curtis, Brent and John Eldredge,
The Sacred Romance: Drawing Closer to the Heart of God
The joy is not in hiding, the joy is in being found.
- David Terry
My Testimony
Citizen
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When you are just as tired after sleeping as you were before you slept.
When the cashier ask you if you qualify for the senior citizens discount.
Veteran
When your wife asks if you want to get lucky, and you pause.
The Antichrist will be taught and raised by the christian church. He will come from your own, not from the "outsiders". "Thus saith the Eternal, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house. . . ."
Eye Of The Beholder
Just like the stars above, your teeth come out at night.
Veteran
Your hair grows out of your ears instead of your head.
Young women start opening doors for you.
You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
DanM.
Drumming for Jesus
You knew Moses when he wore short pants....
Philipians 4:13- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
Isaiah 41:13 For I the Lord your God will hold your right hand, saying to you, "fear not I will help you."
Psalm 150:5
Praise Him with loud cymbals!
Praise Him with clashing cymbals!
Veteran
You can remember when the Dead Sea phoned in sick.
Drumming for Jesus
it takes twice as long to look half as good....
Philipians 4:13- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
Isaiah 41:13 For I the Lord your God will hold your right hand, saying to you, "fear not I will help you."
Psalm 150:5
Praise Him with loud cymbals!
Praise Him with clashing cymbals!
Grand Master
You are complemented on your aroma and when asked what you are wearing you reply "Icy Hot".
Veteran
your mom and her friends talk about their medical problems, and you understand and actually listen.
The Antichrist will be taught and raised by the christian church. He will come from your own, not from the "outsiders". "Thus saith the Eternal, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house. . . ."
'Adonai Yeshua'
You know you are getting old when....
You get pulled over by the police and they ask you for your Drivers License and you give them a rock with hieroglyphics on it.
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