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    You know you are getting old when....

    You catch yourself sitting in front of Walgreen's in your truck, thanking Jesus that Preparation H makes a moist travel towelette.

    The Antichrist will be taught and raised by the christian church. He will come from your own, not from the "outsiders". "Thus saith the Eternal, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house. . . ."

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    Your back goes out more often then you do.

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    You know you are getting old when....

    You relieve air and dust comes out.

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    You can't remember: "Was I just getting up or just going to bed?"


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    You can't stand up or sit down without letting out a grunt.
    We long to be known and we fear it like nothing else.
    Most people live with subtle dread that one day,
    they will be discovered for who they really are,
    and the world will be appalled.
    - Curtis, Brent and John Eldredge,
    The Sacred Romance: Drawing Closer to the Heart of God


    The joy is not in hiding, the joy is in being found.
    - David Terry

    My Testimony

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    When you are just as tired after sleeping as you were before you slept.

    When the cashier ask you if you qualify for the senior citizens discount.

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    When your wife asks if you want to get lucky, and you pause.

    The Antichrist will be taught and raised by the christian church. He will come from your own, not from the "outsiders". "Thus saith the Eternal, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house. . . ."

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    Just like the stars above, your teeth come out at night.


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    Your hair grows out of your ears instead of your head.
    Young women start opening doors for you.
    You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.
    You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

    DanM.

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    You knew Moses when he wore short pants....
    Philipians 4:13- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

    Isaiah 41:13 For I the Lord your God will hold your right hand, saying to you, "fear not I will help you."

    Psalm 150:5
    Praise Him with loud cymbals!
    Praise Him with clashing cymbals!

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    You can remember when the Dead Sea phoned in sick.

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    it takes twice as long to look half as good....
    Philipians 4:13- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

    Isaiah 41:13 For I the Lord your God will hold your right hand, saying to you, "fear not I will help you."

    Psalm 150:5
    Praise Him with loud cymbals!
    Praise Him with clashing cymbals!

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    You are complemented on your aroma and when asked what you are wearing you reply "Icy Hot".

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    your mom and her friends talk about their medical problems, and you understand and actually listen.

    The Antichrist will be taught and raised by the christian church. He will come from your own, not from the "outsiders". "Thus saith the Eternal, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house. . . ."

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    You know you are getting old when....

    You get pulled over by the police and they ask you for your Drivers License and you give them a rock with hieroglyphics on it.

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