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    You look for your glasses for a half hour and then find out they were on your head all the time. (I have actually done this)
    Philipians 4:13- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

    Isaiah 41:13 For I the Lord your God will hold your right hand, saying to you, "fear not I will help you."

    Psalm 150:5
    Praise Him with loud cymbals!
    Praise Him with clashing cymbals!

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    You look like you could be a member of the Rolling Stones.



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    You don't see the joke in "you know you're getting old when..." jokes...
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    You wear black socks with sandals
    Philipians 4:13- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

    Isaiah 41:13 For I the Lord your God will hold your right hand, saying to you, "fear not I will help you."

    Psalm 150:5
    Praise Him with loud cymbals!
    Praise Him with clashing cymbals!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midyrvette View Post
    You wear black socks with sandals
    With plaid shorts and a striped shirt.

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    Your children think you were present when the wheel was invented.
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    you think using a pen and paper is "New Age".

    The Antichrist will be taught and raised by the christian church. He will come from your own, not from the "outsiders". "Thus saith the Eternal, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house. . . ."

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    When you hear someone's birthyear is in the early 90's...and you hastily think he/she's a small child.
    "Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, 'Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?'
    And I said, 'Here am I. Send me!'"
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    when 30 year old cashiers call you sir.
    when you sit down and slide off the tailgate rather than jumping the whole two feet to the ground below.
    I was alive without the Law ,the Commandment came sin revived and I died

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    you're the guy at the beach with black socks and sandles, with a plaid shorts and striped shirt on, using a metal detector.
    Last edited by Drums4Him; Jul 24th 2009 at 12:42 AM.
    Philipians 4:13- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

    Isaiah 41:13 For I the Lord your God will hold your right hand, saying to you, "fear not I will help you."

    Psalm 150:5
    Praise Him with loud cymbals!
    Praise Him with clashing cymbals!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFASH View Post
    You look like you could be a member of the Rolling Stones.
    Or you can remember owning a Rolling Stones album on 8-track

    Also, when your buying a 6-pack of beer for a 4th of July party and you half jokingly ask the cashier. "Don't you want to card me?" and she says no, that won't be necessary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by corijoysdad View Post
    Also, when your buying a 6-pack of beer for a 4th of July party and you half jokingly ask the cashier. "Don't you want to card me?" and she says no, that won't be necessary.
    I can top that. I went out for a couple of drinks with my coworkers a couple of months ago. There were about 7 or 8 of us sitting at the table; I was the only one who didn't get carded.
    We long to be known and we fear it like nothing else.
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    [quote=corijoysdad;2150837]Or you can remember owning a Rolling Stones album on 8-track

    UGH! I owned one....
    Philipians 4:13- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

    Isaiah 41:13 For I the Lord your God will hold your right hand, saying to you, "fear not I will help you."

    Psalm 150:5
    Praise Him with loud cymbals!
    Praise Him with clashing cymbals!

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    [quote=Midyrvette;2153201]
    Quote Originally Posted by corijoysdad View Post
    Or you can remember owning a Rolling Stones album on 8-track

    UGH! I owned one....
    YYYYYYYYYYYepppppp!



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    Your secrets are safe with your friends because they don't remember them either.
    Philipians 4:13- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

    Isaiah 41:13 For I the Lord your God will hold your right hand, saying to you, "fear not I will help you."

    Psalm 150:5
    Praise Him with loud cymbals!
    Praise Him with clashing cymbals!

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