I once......

[Drums4Him]

I once ate some Milk Bone dog treats because that was the only thing i could find to eat in my house. (They weren't too bad, kind of grainy). I was stoned and was too paranoid to go out to McDonalds.

[DaveS]

I once accidentally started a fire in my friend's garage and then ran. I ran around the block and up to the neighbors to tell them there was a fire in the garage next door. They ran and got a bucket of water and gave it to me and I put out the fire. I was congratulated for my heroism.

I know there's a moral there somewhere.

[Athanasius]

I once accidentally started a fire in my friend's garage and then ran. I ran around the block and up to the neighbors to tell them there was a fire in the garage next door. They ran and got a bucket of water and gave it to me and I put out the fire. I was congratulated for my heroism.

I know there's a moral there somewhere.

If you wanna be a hero, light a fire.

[Firefighter]

I once fell off of a mountain.

I once was stupid enough to do it again on a different mountain.

I once hit a former President of the United States with a frozen waffle.

I once immediately ran from the guys in the gray suits that chased me after I hit the unnamed President with a waffle.

I once bounced a first time visitor's head off of the wall in front of my church.

[lbeaty1981]

I once ate some Milk Bone dog treats because that was the only thing i could find to eat in my house. (They weren't too bad, kind of grainy).

I once took a bite of Pupperoni because I thought it smelled good. It actually tasted pretty bland. My dog loves it, though!

[Firefighter]

I got so intoxicated the night before I left for the Army that I actually ate out of the dog food bowl...

[Buck shot]

I once changed a set of heads on my truck when the only problem was the new spark plugs (i was just a teenager)

[Jeffinator]

I once had a handle on life

But it broke off and then before I could get it re attatched my wife came along cleaning and threw it away asking me to take out the trash. I didn't know it was in there so I thew it in the dumpster like she told me to.

I once read this post and actually laughed out loud

[Scubadude]

I once read this quote "Of course I'm out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!".


That was cool.

[Scubadude]

I once thought that Jesus + me + money = life is complete. I was wrong.

[Buck shot]

I once thought a hunting buddy and myself could walk a log over a small creek. I was wrong about my buddy

[dljc]

I once was working on a power supply and found the circuit that had 900 volts DC in it. Very shocking discovery.

[Firefighter]

I once wondered what kind of power supply THAT was...

[dljc]

I once thought power supplies were only for smaller voltages like 12-32 volts DC, until I got into linear amplification for radio waves where some have as much as 1700+ volts DC to power those tubes, those room warmers.

[Firefighter]

Ahhh yes. I have pumped out so much juice out of a linear hooked to a CB (2000+ Watts), that I interfered with TVs and physically damaged antennas.