(Double post. Sorry.)
I also think it's pretty funny how the talking donkey didn't freak Baalam out. He started arguing with it! I would have high tailed it.
I've always wondered if Jonah thought his accommodations were better in the belly of the whale...and I cannot even imagine what he ate..Eeeewwww..
And I cannot imagine being Sarah and Abraham laughing at God...the creator of all things...omnipotent... then she lies...to God! The one who is omniscient... He know what we will do before we even do it..or think it.
Ge 17:17 Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?
Ge 18:12 Therefore Sarah laughed within herself, saying, After I am waxed old shall I have pleasure, my lord being old also?
Ge 18:15 Then Sarah denied, saying, I laughed not; for she was afraid. And he said, Nay; but thou didst laugh.
I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me...Phil. 4:13
Not from the bible, but my new favorite quote: "It's a riddle in a enigma, deep fried in conspiracy, and wrapped in bacon." ;-)
"The chariots race madly in the streets, they rush wildly in the squares, their appearance is like torches, they dash to and fro like lightning flashes," Nahum 2:4.Of cource there is the old question of where in the Bible is an automobile mentioned?
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