who was lounging in his shell in front of the tv eating
My God Is My Faith
who was lounging in his shell in front of the tv eating
Live your life in such away that, when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says...
"Oh NO.... she's awake!"
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Slug1: No, I have it so short I can't comb it to the side like before
cheechamia: ken...dear...honey...you have NO hair to comb on the side!!!
Choosing to praise Him
chips and bloodworm dip, a favorite with Bob; but to Gobblies the turkey it was
Find rest, O my soul, in God alone; my hope comes from Him.Psalm 62:5
Eye Of The Beholder
an omen of his imminent demise, having seen the hunger in Bob's eyes. Rejecting all offers of high-calorie goodies, he begins to carefully plan his
Choosing to praise Him
of escape but wonders how far he could get with only a $1.25 in his pocket and at that moment he has an idea
Find rest, O my soul, in God alone; my hope comes from Him.Psalm 62:5
Eye Of The Beholder
involving cat-nip and a blissfully distracted, unsuspecting couch-potato, watching Charlie Brown. Filling his pack-sac with cranberries, he sneaks into the pantry and calls 911, reporting
'Adonai Yeshua'
a flea was being abused by a tick and the flea wanted to file a restaining order against him but was:
Eye Of The Beholder
abducted by cat-eyed aliens and swooped away in a ufo resembling a covered cat-litter box. The 911 operator, sounding slightly incredulous, asked if perhaps he was a turkey and did he
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Choosing to praise Him
repeating his address. Quietly, the dispatcher sent the police who
Find rest, O my soul, in God alone; my hope comes from Him.Psalm 62:5
Every sin has death in it
deep fried the turkey in some old used greasy lard. Upon attempting to eat the fowl
AmazzinThe Messiah ROSE from the DEAD to give you HIS LIFE WITHOUT LIMITS and HIS LIFE WITHOUT END.
Choosing to praise Him
the poor bird, loved by all, squawked.....at the moment the police ran out the door and into
Find rest, O my soul, in God alone; my hope comes from Him.Psalm 62:5
Every sin has death in it
a pentecostal church where hands were high and lifted up with voices praising God. However, in the corner of an officers eye he noticed
AmazzinThe Messiah ROSE from the DEAD to give you HIS LIFE WITHOUT LIMITS and HIS LIFE WITHOUT END.
Choosing to praise Him
UM, a fugitive they'd been trying to catch for 3 years. So, at that moment the chase was on and the pastor exclaimed
Find rest, O my soul, in God alone; my hope comes from Him.Psalm 62:5
Every sin has death in it
I command those boots to stop while operating in a spiritual gift. It was then they discovered
AmazzinThe Messiah ROSE from the DEAD to give you HIS LIFE WITHOUT LIMITS and HIS LIFE WITHOUT END.
Choosing to praise Him
that the boots did stop, but the officers kept going. But, not UM he was so enthralled by the sound of the pastors magnificent voice that he
Find rest, O my soul, in God alone; my hope comes from Him.Psalm 62:5
Every sin has death in it
fell on his knees, repented and made restitution for all the bad threads he participated in. The whole church stood in awe and gave UM
AmazzinThe Messiah ROSE from the DEAD to give you HIS LIFE WITHOUT LIMITS and HIS LIFE WITHOUT END.
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