a very tiny crown with only one diamond-like chip to serve as a reminder that he must always be humble. UM so grateful that he decided
a very tiny crown with only one diamond-like chip to serve as a reminder that he must always be humble. UM so grateful that he decided
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to tear what ever clothing he had left and sold all his possessions and left it at the altar for the wonderful preacher to use to buy himslef a new Rolls Royce. Oh that tiny tiny tiny crown, how small it is to the
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who will not be humble before Him. So, to this day the pentecostal church still talks of UM, the turkey and the crown. But, the officers
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repossessed the Rolls Royce after it was determined UM stole it. UM is know in
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the pentecostal pastor's care where he is receiving intensive social and spiritual counseling. And for punishment the judge allowed the pastor to serve UM
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espresso coffee from his newly renovated office. The office also proudly displayed purple pictures
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of the cat-eyed aliens that began the troubling fiasco but which brought UM, the pentecostal pastor and the church
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into alignment with the planets thus opening a portal for long-tailed denizens of the ether regions intent on swarming the universe with purple dinner jackets and black and purple argyle socks in time for the Christmas rush. Moe, sleepy and sluggish from his over-indulgence of turkey and cranberries raises a fat, heavy index finger to deftly proclaim:
That was my Rolls Royce he stole, give it back! but because Moe did not have
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a clue about the Rolls having been converted into a riding lawn-mower, complete with Dolby-sound and refrigerator, he would not have recognized it if he had seen it. The Pedersons, sporting flat-top haircuts, dark-black glasses and London-fog raincoats surround the shack, menacingly calling out to Moe:
Come out come out wherever you are or we're going to huff and puff and blow your
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nose into a barrel of dynamite! Moe became a bit irritated and angry and said:
I would rather be dead than spend one second without Daddy!
Glory to the Lord our God
Glory to the Lamb on the throne
We open wide the gates of our hearts
With our lips we rise up and pray
as we worship the Ancient of Days
stop pulling my tail, I'm having surgery to have it:
cut off my back! But the hospital that was going to do it, refused it on the following grounds:
I would rather be dead than spend one second without Daddy!
Glory to the Lord our God
Glory to the Lamb on the throne
We open wide the gates of our hearts
With our lips we rise up and pray
as we worship the Ancient of Days
that it might incriminate me and the other cats would make fun of my:
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