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    Quote Originally Posted by CFJ View Post
    Dit dokter die dokter soos 'n gedokterde dokter gedokter wil dokter as die dokter gedokter wil word deur die dokter wat dokters dokter, gedokterde Dokter, s die dokter vir die dokter wat dokters dokter!
    Good grief CJ! I'd choke on my Adams apple if I had to say that!!
    If one is broken on this road of gravel,
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    He can fix him. Nothing licks Him.
    It was never a mistake to trust the Lord.

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    No man, it's straight forward:

    The docter simply told the docter that docters docters that the docter should be doctered such as a doctered docter wants to be doctered, if the docter wants to be doctered by the docter who docters docters.

    See, simple. I scare myself sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Son of the South View Post
    I scare myself sometimes.
    Not just yourself, SOS, not just yourself.

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    Nota aan myself:: Asseblief voordat ek hier kom lees ek geen koffie of tamatie broodjies moet h nie ....ek mors net nie hele plek vol koffie...
    Fenris: "There are two ways to shoot an arrow into a bulls-eye You can shoot the arrow into the bulls-eye or you can shoot the arrow and paint the bulls-eye wherever it hits"

    Romans 12:19 Don't seek revenge ... give place to God's wrath. For it is written "Vengeance belongs to me; I will repay, says the Lord"

    Isa. 30:32
    And every blow of the rod of punishment, which the Lord will lay on him, will be with the music of tambourines and lyres; And in battles, brandishing weapons, He will fight them

    G_d was gracious He has shown favor

    What are you willing to die for? Now live for it!




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    "Anyone with 'needs' to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says.

    Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

    Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

    The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.
    After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

    Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't 'til next Wednesday."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ta-An View Post
    Nota aan myself:: Asseblief voordat ek hier kom lees ek geen koffie of tamatie broodjies moet h nie ....ek mors net nie hele plek vol koffie...
    Raad aan Ta-An: "Voor jy hierdie draad lees, sit jou koffie en toebroodtjies neer".

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    Too late Johnny..... Ta-An staan op en gaan haal die lappie om skoon te maak...
    Fila is op sy stukke vandag.
    Fenris: "There are two ways to shoot an arrow into a bulls-eye You can shoot the arrow into the bulls-eye or you can shoot the arrow and paint the bulls-eye wherever it hits"

    Romans 12:19 Don't seek revenge ... give place to God's wrath. For it is written "Vengeance belongs to me; I will repay, says the Lord"

    Isa. 30:32
    And every blow of the rod of punishment, which the Lord will lay on him, will be with the music of tambourines and lyres; And in battles, brandishing weapons, He will fight them

    G_d was gracious He has shown favor

    What are you willing to die for? Now live for it!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Die Filadelfieer View Post
    As 'n dokter gedokter moet word moet die dokter wat dokter die dokter dokter soos die die dokter altyd dokter, of moet die dokter wat dokter die dokter dokter soos die dokter gedokter wil word ?
    Huh ????!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gene View Post
    Huh ????!!!!!!!
    Ta-An staan weer op om weer 'n lappie te gaan haal....
    Ek dink ek moet minder koffie drink
    Fenris: "There are two ways to shoot an arrow into a bulls-eye You can shoot the arrow into the bulls-eye or you can shoot the arrow and paint the bulls-eye wherever it hits"

    Romans 12:19 Don't seek revenge ... give place to God's wrath. For it is written "Vengeance belongs to me; I will repay, says the Lord"

    Isa. 30:32
    And every blow of the rod of punishment, which the Lord will lay on him, will be with the music of tambourines and lyres; And in battles, brandishing weapons, He will fight them

    G_d was gracious He has shown favor

    What are you willing to die for? Now live for it!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Son of the South View Post
    No man, it's straight forward:

    The docter simply told the docter that docters docters that the docter should be doctered such as a doctered docter wants to be doctered, if the docter wants to be doctered by the docter who docters docters.

    See, simple. I scare myself sometimes.
    Scary stuff... , that docter needs help!
    The Lord is our Shepherd
    die Here sal voorsien
    its the only method
    glo dit en jy sal sien

    The power of His glory
    is the punch line of this story,
    ek staan verwonderd en tog
    het U alles volmaak besorg


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    wat is die verskil tussen aferkaanse en ingelse goggas ? ...

    a bee can fly and a fly can be ..

    .............

    'n by kan vlieg maar 'n vlieg kannie by nie ..........

    ... m
    Ps 139 Klim ek op na die hemel, U is daar; en maak ek die doderyk my bed, kyk, U is daar! Neem ek die vleuels van die dageraad, gaan ek by die uiteinde van die see woon, ook daar sou u hand my lei en u regterhand my vashou.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mari View Post
    wat is die verskil tussen aferkaanse en ingelse goggas ? ...

    a bee can fly and a fly can be ..

    .............

    'n by kan vlieg maar 'n vlieg kannie by nie ..........

    ... m
    mari, jou ingelse gogga kanni spel nie
    Fenris: "There are two ways to shoot an arrow into a bulls-eye You can shoot the arrow into the bulls-eye or you can shoot the arrow and paint the bulls-eye wherever it hits"

    Romans 12:19 Don't seek revenge ... give place to God's wrath. For it is written "Vengeance belongs to me; I will repay, says the Lord"

    Isa. 30:32
    And every blow of the rod of punishment, which the Lord will lay on him, will be with the music of tambourines and lyres; And in battles, brandishing weapons, He will fight them

    G_d was gracious He has shown favor

    What are you willing to die for? Now live for it!




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    Language is interesting isn't it? Makes you wonder why God invented 'speaking in tongues.' As if there weren't already enough of them.
    If one is broken on this road of gravel,
    That we travel:
    He can fix him. Nothing licks Him.
    It was never a mistake to trust the Lord.

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    Cysee......

    our human languages mostly portry the heart of our particular culture .....
    speaking in Tongues expesses the heart of God .......

    lekka !
    m
    Ps 139 Klim ek op na die hemel, U is daar; en maak ek die doderyk my bed, kyk, U is daar! Neem ek die vleuels van die dageraad, gaan ek by die uiteinde van die see woon, ook daar sou u hand my lei en u regterhand my vashou.

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    'n Drukkie vir jou marie, jou sterretjie will h ek moet jou rep nie
    Fenris: "There are two ways to shoot an arrow into a bulls-eye You can shoot the arrow into the bulls-eye or you can shoot the arrow and paint the bulls-eye wherever it hits"

    Romans 12:19 Don't seek revenge ... give place to God's wrath. For it is written "Vengeance belongs to me; I will repay, says the Lord"

    Isa. 30:32
    And every blow of the rod of punishment, which the Lord will lay on him, will be with the music of tambourines and lyres; And in battles, brandishing weapons, He will fight them

    G_d was gracious He has shown favor

    What are you willing to die for? Now live for it!




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