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    How to Carve a Jack-o-Lantern (with a Glock)

    I think this would sit well on Solomon's Porch.

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    Re: How to Carve a Jack-o-Lantern (with a Glock)

    Well it's dead now. (This is is UM's fault) Have I driven it into the ground yet Chris?

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    Brilliant!!!!!!
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    Glock (the finest pistol known to man) is the perfect way to carve a pumpkin!!!!
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    Re: How to Carve a Jack-o-Lantern (with a Glock)

    Quote Originally Posted by Urban Missionary View Post
    Glock (the finest pistol known to man) is the perfect way to carve a pumpkin!!!!
    The perfect way to carve a pumpkin, I agree. The finest pistol known to man? That is the funniest thing I have heard in a very long time.

    Had you said "the finest pistol a man can make for under $75," I would have agreed with you.

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    Re: How to Carve a Jack-o-Lantern (with a Glock)

    I watched this vid on Military.com this morning and sent it off to friends!
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