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    How to Carve a Jack-o-Lantern (with a Glock)

    I think this would sit well on Solomon's Porch.

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    Re: How to Carve a Jack-o-Lantern (with a Glock)

    Well it's dead now. (This is is UM's fault) Have I driven it into the ground yet Chris?

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    God is faithful, who will not allow you to be tempted beyond what you are able,
    but with the temptation will also make the way of escape, that you may be able to bear it.

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    Glock (the finest pistol known to man) is the perfect way to carve a pumpkin!!!!
    For what mortal has ever heard the voice of the living God speaking out of fire, as we have, and survived? ~ Deuteronomy 5:26

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    Re: How to Carve a Jack-o-Lantern (with a Glock)

    Quote Originally Posted by Urban Missionary View Post
    Glock (the finest pistol known to man) is the perfect way to carve a pumpkin!!!!
    The perfect way to carve a pumpkin, I agree. The finest pistol known to man? That is the funniest thing I have heard in a very long time.

    Had you said "the finest pistol a man can make for under $75," I would have agreed with you.

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    I watched this vid on this morning and sent it off to friends!

    ~At the end of the day, the Cross we bear... is small!~

    ~Titus 2:11 For the grace of God that brings salvation has appeared to all men,~

    ~"It is one thing to speak God's name in a message but another to speak of God's standards in a message. The name of God is not removed from many a message today but the standards of God... ARE removed."~

    ~"Psalm 106:23 Therefore He said that He would destroy them, Had not Moses His chosen one stood before Him in the breach, To turn away His wrath, lest He destroy them."...
    So don't say that God never meant to destroy the Hebrews, to do so, makes God a liar.~

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