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    Quote Originally Posted by Die Filadelfieer View Post
    So dudes, is now the time to perhaps suggest more fibre in the diet and perhaps a good pre-biotic ?
    Of course. Any recipe which helps to strengthen the fermentation process is more than welcome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Die Filadelfieer View Post
    So dudes, is now the time to perhaps suggest more fibre in the diet and perhaps a good pre-biotic ?
    I was eating All Bran cereal for a while, but had to stop for the safety of my coworker.

    I don't know if the time I spent in Ghana and DRC helped since I acquired at least one 'colony' for a time.
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    I was trying to take a nap today and my son decided that it would be a good time to yank up the blanket and "hide" from the moster (mom). After several painful rounds of jumping, kneeing, hitting and bouncing trips under my blanket, I decided to deploy the now infamous "KATMAN Technique" as he raised the covers right at waist level and climb under them. It took about 3 whole seconds before he poked his head out gripping his nose tightly saying things like "Dada poo pooed" and "Dada smells like a polecat".


    I got my nap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefighter View Post
    I was trying to take a nap today and my son decided that it would be a good time to yank up the blanket and "hide" from the moster (mom). After several painful rounds of jumping, kneeing, hitting and bouncing trips under my blanket, I decided to deploy the now infamous "KATMAN Technique" as he raised the covers right at waist level and climb under them. It took about 3 whole seconds before he poked his head out gripping his nose tightly saying things like "Dada poo pooed" and "Dada smells like a polecat".


    I got my nap.

    The Dutch Oven to the kids!! Good times, good times.

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    Seeking: is there a standing BF record for most deleated posts in a thread - I think this one may be a contender! You've been busy!

    Quote Originally Posted by Liquid Tension View Post
    The Dutch Oven to the kids!! Good times, good times.
    My brother's family also uses this expression. One time my little niece attended a birthday party at a family's house who instead used that term for that thing where all the kids line up and the birthday boy/girl run through and each kid smacks them on the butt. I wasn't there, but they tell me that the expression on my neice's face was priceless when the mother announced "ok kids. It's time for everyone to go into the livingroom for the Dutch Oven".
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    I was working at a FootLocker on Oahu, oh about 20 years back. Anyway, I was helping an Aussie dude with a shoe purchase. I was taking him up to the cashier when another Aussie, on the bench next to the cashiers booth, let one rip.......and I mean he let it go!! The guy I was assisting asked the other Aussie "Feeling better there, mate?". Without missing a beat, the other guy said "Much". The cashiers face was priceless. I went to the back and busted a gut for about 5 minutes before I could get back on the floor again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liquid Tension View Post
    I was working at a FootLocker on Oahu, oh about 20 years back. Anyway, I was helping an Aussie dude with a shoe purchase. I was taking him up to the cashier when another Aussie, on the bench next to the cashiers booth, let one rip.......and I mean he let it go!! The guy I was assisting asked the other Aussie "Feeling better there, mate?". Without missing a beat, the other guy said "Much". The cashiers face was priceless. I went to the back and busted a gut for about 5 minutes before I could get back on the floor again.

    "Busted a gut" does that mean you curled your toes and let one go???
    If Satan can keep us busy swinging our swords at one another, there is no hope of a united attack on the kingdom of darkness. KJV, NIV, ESV or ABCDEFG; there is no time to bicker over such things. We'll devour each other if allowed to continue. We should grab the marching orders written in the way we best understand and get to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mighty Sword View Post
    "Busted a gut" does that mean you curled your toes and let one go???

    Not on that occasion, but it has happened before.

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    My parents are in their 80's. They both walk and toot and they don't even notice it. With every step there's a little pfft. Step, pfft, step, pfft, step, pfft. Mom! What! You're doing it again. What?

    Seems that as we age we loose the ability to strategically hold/tactically blow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Liquid Tension View Post
    Not on that occasion, but it has happened before.
    Then Brother "May the force be with you".
    If Satan can keep us busy swinging our swords at one another, there is no hope of a united attack on the kingdom of darkness. KJV, NIV, ESV or ABCDEFG; there is no time to bicker over such things. We'll devour each other if allowed to continue. We should grab the marching orders written in the way we best understand and get to work.

    Andrew_no_one





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    Probably about time I shared a story of a truly awesome gas moment.

    During my university days I had something of a passion for dry roasted peanuts. They taste great, but aren't so great when it comes to causing emissions. "Not so great" is, of course, from the perspective of people nearby.

    Anyway this one day I'd eaten about a pound of these peanuts and was stood in a corridor talking to a few guys. What I'd hoped would ease itself out quickly came out in absolute silence but I could feel it burning as it escaped, and from then on I knew it was going to be the kind of thing banned by international non-proliferation treaties. After a few seconds noses started to wrinkle until someone came right out and asked me if I'd cut it loose. So I proudly claimed responsibility, and within a few moments the entire area had been evacuated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tango View Post
    Probably about time I shared a story of a truly awesome gas moment.

    During my university days I had something of a passion for dry roasted peanuts. They taste great, but aren't so great when it comes to causing emissions. "Not so great" is, of course, from the perspective of people nearby.

    Anyway this one day I'd eaten about a pound of these peanuts and was stood in a corridor talking to a few guys. What I'd hoped would ease itself out quickly came out in absolute silence but I could feel it burning as it escaped, and from then on I knew it was going to be the kind of thing banned by international non-proliferation treaties. After a few seconds noses started to wrinkle until someone came right out and asked me if I'd cut it loose. So I proudly claimed responsibility, and within a few moments the entire area had been evacuated.


    Yes, when burning heat is associated with an emission, you just know that a WMD of epic proportions has been released.

    Of course, proudly claiming it is icing on the cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RevLogos View Post
    My parents are in their 80's. They both walk and toot and they don't even notice it. With every step there's a little pfft. Step, pfft, step, pfft, step, pfft. Mom! What! You're doing it again. What?

    Seems that as we age we loose the ability to strategically hold/tactically blow.
    My grandmother was the same way. She would just look at me and say, "What, everybody does it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mighty Sword View Post
    Then Brother "May the force be with you".
    As with you. Just be careful with the Force, as there is a dark side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liquid Tension View Post
    As with you. Just be careful with the Force, as there is a dark side.
    Ahhh yes. Chili season is upon us.
    For what mortal has ever heard the voice of the living God speaking out of fire, as we have, and survived? ~ Deuteronomy 5:26

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