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    Funny (or not) Church Signs

    Post them here...






    Here are some monumental FAILS...



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    LOL. Thanks for sharing FireDude.

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    Awesome.

    I've got to ask though, who would name a church "New Canaan"? That seems kinda odd.
    It is only the cynic who claims “to speak the truth” at all times and in all places to all men in the same way, but who, in fact, displays nothing but a lifeless image of the truth… He dons the halo of the fanatical devotee of truth who can make no allowance for human weaknesses; but, in fact, he is destroying the living truth between men. He wounds shame, desecrates mystery, breaks confidence, betrays the community in which he lives, and laughs arrogantly at the devastation he has wrought and at the human weakness which “cannot bear the truth”. Dietrich Bonhoeffer, in Ethics.


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    Quote Originally Posted by teddyv View Post
    Awesome.

    I've got to ask though, who would name a church "New Canaan"? That seems kinda odd.
    That was the split from the "First Canaan" church.
    "MISSION: To rescue Christians enslaved by manmade religion and to bring them to the freedom of Jesus."

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    Quote Originally Posted by HisLeast View Post
    Perspective is everything, sometimes.
    "MISSION: To rescue Christians enslaved by manmade religion and to bring them to the freedom of Jesus."

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    Re: Funny (or not) Church Signs

    I wish I had gotten a picture of the no parking signs that used to be around the churches in our area (there were 3 in the 3 blocks by our church) they read "Thou Shalt Not Park Here."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cloudwalker View Post
    I wish I had gotten a picture of the no parking signs that used to be around the churches in our area (there were 3 in the 3 blocks by our church) they read "Thou Shalt Not Park Here."






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    That's good stuff
    If Satan can keep us busy swinging our swords at one another, there is no hope of a united attack on the kingdom of darkness. KJV, NIV, ESV or ABCDEFG; there is no time to bicker over such things. We'll devour each other if allowed to continue. We should grab the marching orders written in the way we best understand and get to work.

    Andrew_no_one





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    No sign needed, the name is enough...

    For what mortal has ever heard the voice of the living God speaking out of fire, as we have, and survived? ~ Deuteronomy 5:26

    If you're not prepared to risk your very life for your "enemy" you have no right to speak to him of love. ~ Daughter

    Many say they are called... but I am pretty convinced that with many of them it was the wrong number. ~ Project Peter

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    I love these! They cheered up my day.

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