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    Funny Church Signs;

    "Give the Devil an Inch, and he'll become your Ruler"

    "Read the Bible, it'll scare the hell out of you"

    "God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts"

    "Be an organ donor, give your heart to Jesus"

    "Easter is something more than to Dye for"

    "There are some questions that google can't answer"

    "If you would shut up, you could hear Gods voice"

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    Re: Funny Church Signs;

    Cool beans .

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    Re: Funny Church Signs;

    That was a BUNCH of church signs!

    And I like the song too..."we need to get back to the basics of life". I hadn't heard it before.
    My favorite scripture: Malachi 3:16

    "Then they that feared the LORD spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard it, and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD, and that thought upon his name!" (Every time we speak of the Lord, or even THINK of him--its written down in a book of remembrance!)

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    Re: Funny Church Signs;

    I saw one that said Exposure to the Son will keep you from getting burned.

    [Whacks me on head with hat when I misbehave]


    "What then? ſhal we ſinne, becauſe we are not vnder the Law, but vnder grace? God forbid."


    Romaines vi.15 - 1560 Geneva Bible

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    Re: Funny Church Signs;

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilligan View Post
    I saw one that said Exposure to the Son will keep you from getting burned.



    I passed one just yesterday myself. It was a Lutheran church I think. I think it said something like.."Google doesn't have all the answers".

    That's all it said. I would have thought there should have been a 'but' in there somewhere at least, followed by where all the answers could be found. Maybe they were short on stencils or something.

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