Originally Posted by Sojourner55
Proverbs 16:25 (KJV)
25 There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.
Soli Deo Gloria
Proverbs 16:25 (KJV)
25 There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.
Lord, now let your servant depart in peace. For my eyes have seen your salvation.
My Commission in the army of Christ
Here I Stand
If you remember "The Fishnet" in Charleston, Illinois, contact me.
Deadpan Snarker
Heyyy that's my line!
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
I Tim. 1:15
It is?
*Looks at Avram avatar* *Does a double take as realization dawns*
Er...I mean, of course it is!....I was.....er.....quoting you. Again.
Sorry about that. I edited the post
You get so many quotes Fenris. How do you do it?
This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.
Deadpan Snarker
I hired a team of writers.
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
I Tim. 1:15
Ahhh. Very smart.
This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.
Deadpan Snarker
'Tis not me, it's the writers giving me smart lines.
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
I Tim. 1:15
Vegetarian definition:
Indian word meaning bad hunter.
This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.
Soli Deo Gloria
"I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?" (from a 15 age boy in a newspaper contest where 4 to 15 age children were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey."
My Commission in the army of Christ
Here I Stand
If you remember "The Fishnet" in Charleston, Illinois, contact me.
New and Improved
"I have a hard time delineating that fine line between boredom and hunger."
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
New and Improved
"I totally take back all those times I hated taking a nap when I was younger."
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
New and Improved
Why do frankfurters come in packages of 10, but hot dog rolls, in packages of 8?
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
Citizen
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If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
Deadpan Snarker
Live every week like it's shark week.
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
I Tim. 1:15
This one isn't so much crazy but it did made me go.....Hmmmmm.
"but it seems a cruel irony to me that the more birthday candles we earn for by our longevity, the less breath we have to blow them out." ~~ Sojourner55
This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.
Deadpan Snarker
maybe that's why my wife only put three candles on the cake yesterday...
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
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