"I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was. Now what I'm with isn't IT, and what's IT seems scary and weird...
It'll happen to YOU!"
Grampa Simpson.
Deadpan Snarker
"I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was. Now what I'm with isn't IT, and what's IT seems scary and weird...
It'll happen to YOU!"
Grampa Simpson.
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
New and Improved
"The grass is always greener over the septic tank."
-Erma Bombeck
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
Jude IX: Erosion
"Yabba Dabba Do" ~ Fred Flinstone
I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.
CupCake Wars!
(This one is for IMINXTC)
*Meep! *Meep!
-Guess Who
Last night, I dreamt that three bald ducks came into my room and started pecking at my pillows because they wanted their feathers back.
Eye Of The Beholder
Yes, today I have officially been Meep Meeped
CupCake Wars!
Last night, I dreamt that three bald ducks came into my room and started pecking at my pillows because they wanted their feathers back.
Ragamuffin for God
I used that quote with my kids all the time: I loved Erma.Originally Posted by Sojourner55
Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.C.S. Lewis
You're gonna make a difference when you lay down your life, and in complete submission to God, choose to die with Him in service to other people.
Rich Mullins
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Jude IX: Erosion
If the grass looks greener on the other side, it's probably because they water their yard. (yeah, I just made that one up..........I think)
I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.
New and Improved
I heard a standup comic say one time, "how do they know the grass is really greener on the other side? Do they pull it up and look?"
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
Soli Deo Gloria
"All of biblical theology can be summed up in tow sentences: 1) Cheeer up; you're a lot worse than you think you are. 2) Cheer up; God's grace is a log biger than you think it is." Jack Miller as quoted by Steve Brown
Lord, now let your servant depart in peace. For my eyes have seen your salvation.
My Commission in the army of Christ
Here I Stand
If you remember "The Fishnet" in Charleston, Illinois, contact me.
Eye Of The Beholder
Demand respect and you'll never get it. Command respect and you'll always give it.
Jude IX: Erosion
Couldn't say it any better!!
I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.
Ragamuffin for God
One man with courage makes a majority.
Andrew Jackson
Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.C.S. Lewis
You're gonna make a difference when you lay down your life, and in complete submission to God, choose to die with Him in service to other people.
Rich Mullins
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Deadpan Snarker
[Dundee is threatened by a mugger with a switchblade]
Sue Charlton: Mick, give him your wallet.
"Crocodile" Dundee: What for?
Sue Charlton: He's got a knife.
"Crocodile" Dundee: [chuckling] That's not a knife. [draws a large Bowie knife] That's a knife.
[Dundee slashes the teen mugger's jacket. He and his friends run away]
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
New and Improved
"In America, there's a failure to appreciate Europe's leading role in the world."
-Barack Obama
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
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