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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Sojourner55 View Post
    I think I've discovered why gray hair increases in later years--it's my gray matter leaking out.
    Then my grey matter is all gone, because my head is shiny.
    Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.
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    Speaking of grey hair....


    There's a story in the Talmud about a man with two wives. One was younger than him and one was older than him. The younger wife pulled all his grey hairs out and the older wife pulled all his dark hairs out.

    He ended up bald.

    Some lesson in there I suppose.
    Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."

    Jeremiah 31:9

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Fenris View Post
    Speaking of grey hair....


    There's a story in the Talmud about a man with two wives. One was younger than him and one was older than him. The younger wife pulled all his grey hairs out and the older wife pulled all his dark hairs out.
    He ended up bald.

    Some lesson in there I suppose.
    Yeah, I would agree. I'll have to ponder that a while.

    When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse!
    —Calvin
    Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."

    Jeremiah 31:9

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    The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

    -Dean Wormer
    Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Fenris View Post
    Speaking of grey hair....


    There's a story in the Talmud about a man with two wives. One was younger than him and one was older than him. The younger wife pulled all his grey hairs out and the older wife pulled all his dark hairs out.

    He ended up bald.

    Some lesson in there I suppose.


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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    From "Stand By Me"

    Vern: Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
    Teddy: What are you, cracked?...Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman is a real guy.
    Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."

    Jeremiah 31:9

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Fenris View Post
    From "Stand By Me"

    Vern: Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
    Teddy: What are you, cracked?...Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman is a real guy.


    Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.
    C.S. Lewis

    You're gonna make a difference when you lay down your life, and in complete submission to God, choose to die with Him in service to other people.
    Rich Mullins

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    Said of the newly-built Titanic, by its designers:
    "God Himself couldn't sink this ship!"

    When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    The latest far-left chant in the states:

    The health care mandate is not a tax! Its a penality collected by the IRS!
    My favorite scripture: Malachi 3:16

    "Then they that feared the LORD spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard it, and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD, and that thought upon his name!" (Every time we speak of the Lord, or even THINK of him--its written down in a book of remembrance!)

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote from George W Bush

    " Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream"

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    "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
    -Dan Quayle

    When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.

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    "The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system."
    -Barack Obama

    When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.

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    "Put your galoshes on........Obama's about to speak." ~ Mom
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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Liquid Tension View Post
    "Put your galoshes on........Obama's about to speak." ~ Mom
    Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.
    C.S. Lewis

    You're gonna make a difference when you lay down your life, and in complete submission to God, choose to die with Him in service to other people.
    Rich Mullins

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