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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    My Cousin Vinny
    "Mona Lisa Vito: The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!
    Vinny Gambini: And why not? What is positraction?
    Mona Lisa Vito: It's a limited slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing.
    [the jury members nod, with murmurs of yes, that's right, etc]
    Vinny Gambini: Is that it?
    Mona Lisa Vito: No, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.
    Vinny Gambini: And because both cars were made by GM, were both cars available in metallic mint green paint?
    Mona Lisa Vito: They were!
    Vinny Gambini: Thank you, Ms. Vito. No more questions. Thank you very, very much.
    [kissing her hands]
    Vinny Gambini: You've been a lovely, lovely witness.
    "
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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Fenris View Post
    I think we know who the boss in that house is....
    I am the man in my house. I am the head, the leader and the one that says so. My wife gave me permission to say so.

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by canvasjockey View Post
    Great movie, lol!

    "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
    What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
    It is only the cynic who claims “to speak the truth” at all times and in all places to all men in the same way, but who, in fact, displays nothing but a lifeless image of the truth… He dons the halo of the fanatical devotee of truth who can make no allowance for human weaknesses; but, in fact, he is destroying the living truth between men. He wounds shame, desecrates mystery, breaks confidence, betrays the community in which he lives, and laughs arrogantly at the devastation he has wrought and at the human weakness which “cannot bear the truth”. Dietrich Bonhoeffer, in Ethics.


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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by teddyv View Post
    What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
    What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
    Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."

    Jeremiah 31:9

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    Excuse me… Excuse me. I’d just like to ask a question… What does God need with a starship?
    -James Kirk, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    “No winning words about death to me, shining Odysseus!
    By god, I’d rather slave on earth for another man—
    some dirt-poor tenant farmer who scrapes to keep alive—
    than rule down here over all the breathless dead.” ~~Achilles (The Odyssey)
    This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

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    Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering??

    Pinky: I think so Brain. But if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice???
    I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.

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    This thing all things devours:
    Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
    Gnaws iron, bites steel;
    Grinds hard stones to meal;
    Slays king, ruins town,
    And beats high mountain down.
    This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Tears fall from the shameless
    Shelter me, guide me to the edge of the water
    Selfless are the righteous
    Burden me, lead me like a lamb to the slaughter Dream Theater~On The Backs Of Angels
    I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Church announcement:

    "The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict".

    "Don't you just love that one?" me.

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    No, this is not Burger King. You cannot have it your way.
    I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

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    When a man's partner is killed, he's supposed to do something about it. It doesn't make any difference what you thought of him. He was your partner and you're supposed to do something about it. And it happens we're in the detective business. Well, when one of your organization gets killed, it's-it's bad business to let the killer get away with it, bad all around, bad for every detective everywhere. ~~ Sam Spade
    This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

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    "Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."

    —Ed Gardner
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    "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards."

    —Soren Kierkegaard
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