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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Three minutes is a lifetime, if you only have two, too live! ~ Slug1
    Slug1--out

    ~Do not quench the Spirit ~ 1 Thessalonians 5:19~

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    "So what hardship are you willing to endure, to see My will accomplished through you?"~

    ~Your relationship isn't knowing "ABOUT" GOD! Relationship is to "KNOW" GOD,
    so that in the end and you stand before Him for the first time in heaven… HE KNOWS YOU~


    ~Do we, as Christians witness Jesus to the lost because we love Jesus? Or do we witness Jesus to the lost because we love them as Jesus loves them?~

    ~A prompting from God means that you are to DO. Thinking, causes you to... NOT DO!~

    ~Being on the tall mountain is where "you" go, to meet with God. Being in the deep valley is where "God" goes, to meet with you!~


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    Support farting ~ bumper sticker on a car
    I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.

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    "It's a riddle in an enigma deep fried in conspiracy and wrapped in bacon."

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    Mmmmmmmm...........bacon
    This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

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    Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door. ~~ Jack handy



    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.~~ Jack handy
    This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

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    God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.
    Voltaire
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    "What doesn't kill us makes us stronger." Friedrich Nietzsche

    What most people don't know is Friedrich Nietzsche died in an insane asylum. So much for that quote.

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    "I believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not you realize what you heard is not what I meant."

    When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.

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    Hello, roomservice.

    Yes, I'd like to order a cheeseburger please.

    Would that be with or without cheese??
    I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.

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    Dyslexics of the world... UNTIE!
    Andrew Bernhardt
    "Salvation costs me nothing. Discipleship costs me everything."
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    Never leave home without it.
    This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

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    "If Congress WON'T act, then I MUST..." (
    Obama, in telling why he made the appointment of his newest czar, which he had no constitutional right to do. The names for consideration were only presented to Congress the middle of December and Congress has had no time to discuss the NAMES and decide from the names...plural!)
    My favorite scripture: Malachi 3:16

    "Then they that feared the LORD spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard it, and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD, and that thought upon his name!" (Every time we speak of the Lord, or even THINK of him--its written down in a book of remembrance!)

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    And Idiot sighting:

    IDIOT SIGHTING Someone told me:
    I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
    and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

    A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

    (And people like this VOTE in elections!)
    My favorite scripture: Malachi 3:16

    "Then they that feared the LORD spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard it, and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD, and that thought upon his name!" (Every time we speak of the Lord, or even THINK of him--its written down in a book of remembrance!)

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    But screw your courage to the sticking-place, and we'll not fail
    Lady Macbeth, Act 1 scene 7

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    A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice - Bill Cosby

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