Jude IX: Erosion
Operator: Okay sir, this is what we're going to do. I want you to go outside and run straight at your pool. If you fall in, it's an inground pool. If you bounce off, it's an aboveground pool. Then call me back.
This sounds like something I would say.
I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.
Incognito w neck brace
Call center
C: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to inquiries. Don't you people answer you phones??".
O: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
C: "It was on the door to the Travel Center".
O: "Sir, they are our business hours".
Simul Justus et Peccator
"The ship... out of danger? Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh..." (Kirk adds "the needs of the few") "...Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution? I have been and always shall be your friend. Live long and prosper." -Spock
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Epic God is epic!
You are the Lord, our God. May I live by faith for you.
New and Improved
"But, we have to pass the bill, so you can find out what's in it..."
-Nancy Pelosi on Obamacare
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
New and Improved
"I have a multiple personality disorder." "No, I don't!" "Yes I do!"
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
As righteous as Christ.
No. It's not true.Originally Posted by Indueseason
seriously???
blessings to you
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.asp
"May the Lamb that was slain receive the just reward for His sufferings." A quote by Moravian missionary that sold himself (along with a friend) into slavery to reach those that the slave owner prevented from hearing the gospel.
May I live for Him and not for me.
As righteous as Christ.
Just an FYI, Ms. Carey never said the quote above."Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.asp
"May the Lamb that was slain receive the just reward for His sufferings." A quote by Moravian missionary that sold himself (along with a friend) into slavery to reach those that the slave owner prevented from hearing the gospel.
May I live for Him and not for me.
Jude IX: Erosion
Quoted for posterity.
I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.
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If I had a nickel for every nickel I had, the universe would collapse in a massive black hole.
the truth frees us
Re: Random crazy quote of the day
"The only bowl I never had to clean was the Super Bowl." Erma Bombeck
"The flowers appear on the earth,
the time of singing has come,
and the voice of the turtledove
is heard in our land ." SofS 2:12 (RSV)
Soli Deo Gloria
"When all is said and done more is said than is ever done." author unknown.
A prayer my father taught me that I try and live by. (I'm sure it wasn't original with him but have know way of knowing the original author.) "Lord fill my mouth with worthwhile stuff, and nudge me when I've said enough."
Lord, now let your servant depart in peace. For my eyes have seen your salvation.
My Commission in the army of Christ
Here I Stand
If you remember "The Fishnet" in Charleston, Illinois, contact me.
Deadpan Snarker
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"- Patrick
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
Jude IX: Erosion
"My, I felt this thrill going up my let. I mean, I don't have that too often." ~ Chris Matthews
"I imagine that thrill is probably not so tingly on your leg anymore." ~ Michele Bachmann
I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.
Identity crisis
" No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.
Their behavior is always normal."
Bill Cosby
Peace to You!
Scooby (ette)
Psalm 40:11
As for you, O Lord, you will not restrain your mercy from me;
your steadfast love and your faithfulness will ever preserve me!
CupCake Wars!
"Mommy?... Why are you crying?... Did the onion make you sad?"
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Last night, I dreamt that three bald ducks came into my room and started pecking at my pillows because they wanted their feathers back.
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