Random crazy quote of the day

[Fenris]

Because....why not?

The following gem is in the movie "12 monkeys", a great flick.

Don't mock me, my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?

Anyone else have one?

[BrianW]

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

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[jayne]

"I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy." Mitch Hedberg

[-SEEKING-]

"I find your lack of faith disturbing!" - Darth Vader

[Jeanne D]

I don't think the following quote is crazy, but I like it:

Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

From "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"

Jeanne

[BrianW]

Heh. Heh heh Heh. The neck. That's pretty good.

*Thinks about it for a second*

Hmmmm................Hey!

"I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous."

Charlie Sheen.

[Fenris]

Heh. Heh heh Heh. The neck. That's pretty good.

*Thinks about it for a second*

Hmmmm................Hey!

I think we know who the boss in that house is....

[Fenris]

And a random weird story (why not?!)

A bizarre assault call confirmed two things: Bananas do not like gorillas or the Verizon Wireless network. Just before 3 p.m. June 29, officers arrived at The Wireless Center at 14150 Pearl Road because the business’s advertising mascot, a gorilla, was attacked by a banana. Store management told police that an individual dressed as a banana tackled the businesses mascot. The banana-wearing perpetrator then fled on foot southbound on Pearl Road with four males. According to the store manager, the gorilla was not injured, just embarrassed. Police were unable to locate the banana.

[-SEEKING-]

And a random weird story (why not?!)

WOW! !

[IMINXTC]

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."

Tuco - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

[Liquid Tension]

"Luke, I am your father!"

[Liquid Tension]

"Oops." Rick Perry

[the sound]

Better call Saul! - saul goodman

[IMINXTC]

"She has renounced her claims on the son of Adam's blood."

Aslan- Chronicles of Narnia

[paidforinfull]

Quote from "Arsenic and Old Lace":

(Mortimer Brewster): Aunt Abby, how can I believe you? There are twelve men down in the cellar and you admit you poisoned them.
(Aunt Abby Brewster): Yes, I did. But you don't think I'd stoop to telling a fib.