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    Random crazy quote of the day

    Because....why not?

    The following gem is in the movie "12 monkeys", a great flick.

    Don't mock me, my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?
    Anyone else have one?
    Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."

    Jeremiah 31:9

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    These aren't the droids you're looking for.
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    This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    "I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy." Mitch Hedberg
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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    "I find your lack of faith disturbing!" - Darth Vader

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    I don't think the following quote is crazy, but I like it:

    Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
    From "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Heh. Heh heh Heh. The neck. That's pretty good.

    *Thinks about it for a second*

    Hmmmm................Hey!



    "I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous."
    Charlie Sheen.
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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by BrianW View Post
    Heh. Heh heh Heh. The neck. That's pretty good.

    *Thinks about it for a second*

    Hmmmm................Hey!
    I think we know who the boss in that house is....
    Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."

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    And a random weird story (why not?!)

    A bizarre assault call confirmed two things: Bananas do not like gorillas or the Verizon Wireless network. Just before 3 p.m. June 29, officers arrived at The Wireless Center at 14150 Pearl Road because the business’s advertising mascot, a gorilla, was attacked by a banana. Store management told police that an individual dressed as a banana tackled the businesses mascot. The banana-wearing perpetrator then fled on foot southbound on Pearl Road with four males. According to the store manager, the gorilla was not injured, just embarrassed. Police were unable to locate the banana.
    Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."

    Jeremiah 31:9

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Fenris View Post
    WOW! !

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    "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."
    Tuco - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

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    "Luke, I am your father!"
    I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    "Oops." Rick Perry
    I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.

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    Better call Saul! - saul goodman

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    "She has renounced her claims on the son of Adam's blood."
    Aslan- Chronicles of Narnia

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day


    Quote from "Arsenic and Old Lace":

    (Mortimer Brewster): Aunt Abby, how can I believe you? There are twelve men down in the cellar and you admit you poisoned them.
    (Aunt Abby Brewster): Yes, I did. But you don't think I'd stoop to telling a fib.
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    "for in Him we live and move and have our being."Acts 17:28

    1 Cor. 2:10 "but God has revealed it to us by his Spirit. The Spirit searches all things, even the deep things of God." (NIV).

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