"I was crazy back when being crazy really meant something."
Charles Manson
New and Improved
"I was crazy back when being crazy really meant something."
Charles Manson
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
New and Improved
"She complained that I never listened to her, or something. I don't know...I wasn't paying attention."
-Dumb & Dumber
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
Deadpan Snarker
"I make films that no one sees. I've made films that I myself have not seen."
Christopher Walken
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
Genesis 12:3
"A woman without a man, is like a fish without a bicycle."
Gloria Steinhem.
Disclaimer: I am not a feminist.
"If we ever forget that we are ONE NATION UNDER GOD, then we will be a nation gone under" ~ Ronald Reagan
God answers knee mail.
guest
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
New and Improved
"How many times have I told you to stay out of that tree? If you fall and break a leg, don't come running to me!"
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
New and Improved
Regrettable chit chat in a waiting room:
"So, when's your baby due?"
"What baby?"
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
guest
Bill Cosby to his eight year old son,
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out! Then I can make another one that looks just like you!"
Identity crisis
"You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow."
Jack Black
Peace to You!
Scooby (ette)
Psalm 40:11
As for you, O Lord, you will not restrain your mercy from me;
your steadfast love and your faithfulness will ever preserve me!
Identity crisis
Alleged Chuck Norris Fact:
"Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."
Quote from Chuck:
"There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases - sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris. If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood."
Peace to You!
Scooby (ette)
Psalm 40:11
As for you, O Lord, you will not restrain your mercy from me;
your steadfast love and your faithfulness will ever preserve me!
New and Improved
“Many of us in Congress have been calling on the Administration to articulate a bold mission for NASA. It seems that the President is answering that call. I wholeheartedly support his vision for going back to the moon, and from there to worlds beyond.”
-Sheila Jackson Lee
(Perhaps we might one day even learn if there is any intelligent life on the planet she comes from).
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
New and Improved
I've always been a procrastinator. But I've made up my mind that I'm going to change that, one day.
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
New and Improved
I consider it a cruel irony that the more birthday candles we earn by our longevity, the less air we can muster to blow them out.
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
New and Improved
"Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgement to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins--or which is which), the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom--Lucifer."
-Saul Alinsky, saluting Satan in his book, "Rules for Radicals."
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
New and Improved
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
-Will Rogers
When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.
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