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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by ChristianCoffee View Post
    Almost every fairy tale I have ever heard starts with "Once upon a time". Only the Bible starts with "In the beginning".

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    I wouldn't want my name attached to such a filthy statement either.
    Psalm 19:14
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    Quote Originally Posted by andrew_no_one View Post
    I wouldn't want my name attached to such a filthy statement either.
    The quote (I do believe) was to indicate that fairy tales start that way, the Truth does not (at least that is how I read it: your milage may vary on the subject).
    Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.
    C.S. Lewis

    You're gonna make a difference when you lay down your life, and in complete submission to God, choose to die with Him in service to other people.
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    I've lost eighteen pounds on the Daytime Television Diet. With my uncontrollable vomiting I can eat whatever I want!

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    I used to really kick butt.

    Now, I just aim for the ankles.

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    You know you're getting older when anything under a quarter isn't worth stooping for.

    When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.

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    I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Peace to You!
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    As for you, O Lord, you will not restrain
    your mercy from me;
    your steadfast love and your faithfulness will ever preserve me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liquid Tension View Post
    Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering??

    Pinky: I think so Brain. But if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice???
    Narf!!
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    You know you're getting older when you bend over to tie your shoes and wonder what you can do while you're down there.

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    The grass is always greener on the other side of the septic tank.

    Erma Bombeck
    Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.
    C.S. Lewis

    You're gonna make a difference when you lay down your life, and in complete submission to God, choose to die with Him in service to other people.
    Rich Mullins

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cloudwalker View Post
    You know you're getting older when you bend over to tie your shoes and wonder what you can do while you're down there.
    You know you're getting older when you praise God every time you flush the toilet.
    In Christ,

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    “To preserve the government we must also preserve morals. Morality rests on religion; if you destroy the foundation, the superstructure must fall. When the public mind becomes vitiated and corrupt, laws are a nullity and constitutions are waste paper.” – Daniel Webster, 4th of July, 1800, Oration at Hanover, N.H.

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    Hate is like swallowing poison and waiting for the other person to die.
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    Peace to You!
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    Psalm 40:11

    As for you, O Lord, you will not restrain
    your mercy from me;
    your steadfast love and your faithfulness will ever preserve me!

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    "Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins--or which is which), the first radical known to man, who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom--Lucifer."
    -Saul Alinsky

    When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.

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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Sojourner55 View Post
    "Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins--or which is which), the first radical known to man, who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom--Lucifer."
    -Saul Alinsky
    You realize you posted this one already in #209? Or is it the random aspect of the thread.
    It is only the cynic who claims “to speak the truth” at all times and in all places to all men in the same way, but who, in fact, displays nothing but a lifeless image of the truth… He dons the halo of the fanatical devotee of truth who can make no allowance for human weaknesses; but, in fact, he is destroying the living truth between men. He wounds shame, desecrates mystery, breaks confidence, betrays the community in which he lives, and laughs arrogantly at the devastation he has wrought and at the human weakness which “cannot bear the truth”. Dietrich Bonhoeffer, in Ethics.


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    Re: Random crazy quote of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by teddyv View Post
    You realize you posted this one already in #209? Or is it the random aspect of the thread.
    No, that would be the random aspect of my intermittent cerebral activity.

    When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.

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    I think I've discovered why gray hair increases in later years--it's my gray matter leaking out.

    When we stand before the Judgment Seat, we will have retained only two things from our earthly life: what God gave us, and what we did with what He gave us.

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