Why does everyone say it's so difficult?
Deadpan Snarker
Why does everyone say it's so difficult?
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
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Well done Mate.
Genesis 12:3
I was thinking.. huh.. is this an appropriate thread etc...
I should have known!
Jeanne
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Deadpan Snarker
It's educational!
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
I live here!
Because, usually they will not sit still. They have not looked at your instructional diagram and are refusing to cooperate.Originally Posted by Fenris
Why does everyone say it's so difficult?
Deadpan Snarker
Perhaps they need to be enticed with bits of food. Or shiny objects.
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
I live here!
Or, perhaps they need to be given welfare and food stamps to condition them to sit on their rear ends and not move very much.Perhaps they need to be enticed with bits of food. Or shiny objects.
DERAIL!!!
A guy walks into a greasy spoon and the menu board has TODAYS SPECIAL- Two eggs fixed any way you like them.
$2.95
The guy sits down and orders the eggs. Waitress asks, How ya want your eggs?
The guy says,,,,
Hatched, growed up, and deep fried!
Every sin has death in it
Deep fried! My favorite food group
AmazzinThe Messiah ROSE from the DEAD to give you HIS LIFE WITHOUT LIMITS and HIS LIFE WITHOUT END.
2 Chronicles 7:15-16
I agree... I even deep fry Nathans hotdogs, MMMMM Good!
Slug1--out
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~"So what hardship are you willing to endure, to see My will accomplished through you?"~
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so that in the end and you stand before Him for the first time in heaven… HE KNOWS YOU~
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~A prompting from God means that you are to DO. Thinking, causes you to... NOT DO!~
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Afr.Forum Mod
Why does everyone say it's so difficult?
My first thought was : Fenris you are a,,, married man,,,,, you have...... okay maybe the "shiney objects helps.....
Fenris: "There are two ways to shoot an arrow into a bulls-eye You can shoot the arrow into the bulls-eye or you can shoot the arrow and paint the bulls-eye wherever it hits"
Romans 12:19 Don't seek revenge ... give place to God's wrath. For it is written "Vengeance belongs to me; I will repay, says the Lord"
Isa. 30:32
And every blow of the rod of punishment, which the Lord will lay on him, will be with the music of tambourines and lyres; And in battles, brandishing weapons, He will fight them
G_d was gracious He has shown favor
What are you willing to die for? Now live for it!
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Like a nice set of frying pans.
My first thought was : Fenris you are a,,, married man,,,,, you have...... okay maybe the "shiney objects helps.....
Deadpan Snarker
Frying pan is not a gift. It says "cook me something", and it's a great way to get the frying pan applied to the side of your head...
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
Afr.Forum Mod
Yeah,,,, just like thatFrying pan is not a gift. It says "cook me something", and it's a great way to get the frying pan applied to the side of your head...
Fenris: "There are two ways to shoot an arrow into a bulls-eye You can shoot the arrow into the bulls-eye or you can shoot the arrow and paint the bulls-eye wherever it hits"
Romans 12:19 Don't seek revenge ... give place to God's wrath. For it is written "Vengeance belongs to me; I will repay, says the Lord"
Isa. 30:32
And every blow of the rod of punishment, which the Lord will lay on him, will be with the music of tambourines and lyres; And in battles, brandishing weapons, He will fight them
G_d was gracious He has shown favor
What are you willing to die for? Now live for it!
I Tim. 1:15
*Sighs*
I really, really, really,really,really,really,really,really,really miss eating fried foods.
This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.
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