Fry'em in Michelle's virtual shiney panOriginally Posted by BrianW
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Fry'em in Michelle's virtual shiney pan
Fenris: "There are two ways to shoot an arrow into a bulls-eye You can shoot the arrow into the bulls-eye or you can shoot the arrow and paint the bulls-eye wherever it hits"
Romans 12:19 Don't seek revenge ... give place to God's wrath. For it is written "Vengeance belongs to me; I will repay, says the Lord"
Isa. 30:32
And every blow of the rod of punishment, which the Lord will lay on him, will be with the music of tambourines and lyres; And in battles, brandishing weapons, He will fight them
G_d was gracious He has shown favor
What are you willing to die for? Now live for it!
I Tim. 1:15
Hey! Good idea. I'll have some virtual fried chicken to go along with the virtual potato chips and virtual coca-cola!
Mmm-mmm-good!
LOL.
And then I'll actually eat the roasted chicken and steamed veggies with no salt but plenty of garlic. (Which taste pretty good believe it or not)
This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.
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Don't try picking up those chicks after having had garlic.....
,,,,,, maybe feed the chicks some garlic firsthey Fenris??
Fenris: "There are two ways to shoot an arrow into a bulls-eye You can shoot the arrow into the bulls-eye or you can shoot the arrow and paint the bulls-eye wherever it hits"
Romans 12:19 Don't seek revenge ... give place to God's wrath. For it is written "Vengeance belongs to me; I will repay, says the Lord"
Isa. 30:32
And every blow of the rod of punishment, which the Lord will lay on him, will be with the music of tambourines and lyres; And in battles, brandishing weapons, He will fight them
G_d was gracious He has shown favor
What are you willing to die for? Now live for it!
Deadpan Snarker
Eew who wants to pick up a tiny bird smelling of garlic?
,,,,,, maybe feed the chicks some garlic first
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
קדושה או גיהנום
I've been shipwrecked with two of them, Ginger and Mary Ann.
[Whacks me on head with hat when I misbehave]
"What then? ſhal we ſinne, becauſe we are not vnder the Law, but vnder grace? God forbid."
Romaines vi.15 - 1560 Geneva Bible
Citizen
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I sent this photo to my fiance. I don't think he appreciated it. BTW, his name is David.imagesCAELTRVA.jpgFrying pan is not a gift. It says "cook me something", and it's a great way to get the frying pan applied to the side of your head...
I also have an awesome collection of cast iron..
Deadpan Snarker
Aha. He has much to learn of the ways of women.
Although I've been married 11 years and I still have much to learn of the ways of women...
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
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It's best you not try to learn us. You'll live longer.Aha. He has much to learn of the ways of women.
Although I've been married 11 years and I still have much to learn of the ways of women...
Deadpan Snarker
Nah. Then I'll get into trouble for "not trying".
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
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After nearly forty years of marriage, I've found the secret to training a wife to be happy and loving with just two simple words.
Yes dear.
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I will say that my fiance is already learning the "yes dear". Makes me happy!
He also knows to keep saying "yes dear" if he doesn't want exlax in his food.
In all honesty, if he and I couldn't make fun of each other we would never work out. We laugh all the time. I hope we can continue to laugh throughout our marriage.
P.S.
Tom, I love your signature about wisdom. It is now my new Facebook status.
Simul Justus et Peccator
Fenris, I'm digging the new little title thing under your name. "Deadpan Snarker" seems oddly fitting. XD
Dext3r Ministries, my ministry blog.
Epic God is epic!
You are the Lord, our God. May I live by faith for you.
Being Drawn Home
How about 'Free, with some steak and taters'.....
God happens!
'I Can Only Imagine'
Bless the Beasts and the Children:
http://youtu.be/AhR36gV6vW4
On cautionary note:
Being Drawn Home
It took her that long to train you? You are a stronger man that I, sir.....
God happens!
'I Can Only Imagine'
Bless the Beasts and the Children:
http://youtu.be/AhR36gV6vW4
On cautionary note:
Deadpan Snarker
And I'm lovin your avatar. SO there!
Hear the word of the Lord, O nations, and declare it on the islands from afar, and say, "He Who scattered Israel will gather them together and watch them as a shepherd his flock."
Jeremiah 31:9
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