I wouldn't worry about movie scenarios....I heard that seventy percent of Americans die of heart failure. The other thirty percent is probably bear attacks.....
soli Deo gloria
I wouldn't worry about movie scenarios....I heard that seventy percent of Americans die of heart failure. The other thirty percent is probably bear attacks.....
Psalm 19:14
May the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart
be pleasing in your sight,
O LORD, my Rock and my Redeemer.
St. Tidworthy the Suave
Yeah...heart attacks brought on by real life horror movie scenarios!Originally Posted by andrew_no_one
...and zombie bear attacks.
θεοφιλε
Ragamuffin for God
Zombie sharks scare me more. Or how about a zombie gator?
Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.C.S. Lewis
You're gonna make a difference when you lay down your life, and in complete submission to God, choose to die with Him in service to other people.
Rich Mullins
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awestruckchild
Oh that's just great...
It's infected the BEARS now???
"knowledge makes arrogant but love edifies"
Ragamuffin for God
It infects dogs and lions: why not bears????Oh that's just great...
It's infected the BEARS now???
Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.C.S. Lewis
You're gonna make a difference when you lay down your life, and in complete submission to God, choose to die with Him in service to other people.
Rich Mullins
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awestruckchild
Oh come on!!!
Lions??
Just stop talking, CC!!!!
"knowledge makes arrogant but love edifies"
Ragamuffin for God
Scy-Fy has an AWESOME movie tonight:
What do you get when you cross an anaconda and a piranha?
A Piranhaconda:
Head and coloring of a Piranha, rest a 60 foot anaconda.
How will they kill this one?
Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.C.S. Lewis
You're gonna make a difference when you lay down your life, and in complete submission to God, choose to die with Him in service to other people.
Rich Mullins
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Ragamuffin for God
And I saw that on a Scy-Fy movie 2 weeks ago. An interesting zombie movie where anything bitten was infected. There were zombie cats, zombie rabbits and even a zombie parakeet.
Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.C.S. Lewis
You're gonna make a difference when you lay down your life, and in complete submission to God, choose to die with Him in service to other people.
Rich Mullins
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Posting Freak
LOL ya. Always approach the cabinet from the side.
Do not ever venture into a larger corn field at night with your date who suggests "hey common, nobody'l ever notice". Immediately run home and stick with e-harmony.com.
Ragamuffin for God
E-Harmony could be a horror movie all on it's own.
Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.C.S. Lewis
You're gonna make a difference when you lay down your life, and in complete submission to God, choose to die with Him in service to other people.
Rich Mullins
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Posting Freak
Yea, but just be sure to shuffle your feet when you walk. There could be a giant man-eating worm lurking under the sand.
In Christ,
-- Rev
To preserve the government we must also preserve morals. Morality rests on religion; if you destroy the foundation, the superstructure must fall. When the public mind becomes vitiated and corrupt, laws are a nullity and constitutions are waste paper. Daniel Webster, 4th of July, 1800, Oration at Hanover, N.H.
Posting Freak
lol yes true.
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awestruckchild
Or even worse, Kevin Bacon!!
"knowledge makes arrogant but love edifies"
awestruckchild
OOOHHH!!!what if it was an oasis shark, with a surf board that can glide over sand??
blessings to you
You could definitely be a screenwriter.
"knowledge makes arrogant but love edifies"
awestruckchild
Flamethrower jammed.Carry a flame thrower with you at all times. Sharks do not like fire.
You guys are making this too easy.
Now what?
"knowledge makes arrogant but love edifies"
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