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    Word's of advice

    Tip - When the wife asks, "Why do you keep piling up the dishes in the sink?"

    Don't answer that question with...

    "Because it's better than piling them up on the floor."
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    Re: Word's of advice

    LOL. Duly noted.

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    Re: Word's of advice

    Quote Originally Posted by Slug1 View Post
    Tip - When the wife asks, "Why do you keep piling up the dishes in the sink?"

    Don't answer that question with...

    "Because it's better than piling them up on the floor."
    I was asked that one time and my answer was "because if they get high enough you will eventually wash them."

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    Re: Word's of advice

    Quote Originally Posted by Slug1 View Post
    Tip - When the wife asks, "Why do you keep piling up the dishes in the sink?"

    Don't answer that question with...

    "Because it's better than piling them up on the floor."
    You mean that's a bad thing???
    I'm a Sabbath breaker who only works 5 days a week. Oh, and I don't believe in unicorns either.

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    Re: Word's of advice

    This reminds me of the song "these are things you don't say to your wife" by Tim Hawkins.
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    Re: Word's of advice

    Quote Originally Posted by Reynolds357 View Post
    I was asked that one time and my answer was "because if they get high enough you will eventually wash them."
    I once answered a question like this with:

    "If they get high enough, rain will clean them all if I leave the window open."

    It was a very quiet house that day, I tell you.
    Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.
    C.S. Lewis

    You're gonna make a difference when you lay down your life, and in complete submission to God, choose to die with Him in service to other people.
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