Mensa Invitational

[Miz BT]

Smilier:

require

[chal]

re-squire: 1.) To replace a shield-bearer or armor-bearer who attends a knight. Squires are often fatally wounded in battle and the knight that they attended requires a resquire. 2.) To replace a Fender "Squire," guitar, which are frequently destroyed by Jimi Hendrix wannabes. See re-esquire

wannabe

[miepie]

wannaknee:
1. A term used be toddlers when they want to sit in their parents lap. It took a lot of figuring out what it really meant and a recent research has pointed out that it is used in all English/American speaking countries. Now that is officially acknowledged, it will be admitted to the next edition of Dr. Spocks book of language spoken by babies and toddlers. It would not be surprising if this term would also be used by young lovers when the girl wants to sit in the boys lap. 2. A word that is used by girls against promiscuous boys that want too much love in action. The girls threaten to put a knee somewhere where the boys would not like it...... 3. Once upon a time in the USL (United States of Lepriconland) there was this little boy named Gopher and as soon as he could talk he said: "Wannaknee!" The parents had a consultation with Dr. Spock, the famous dr. in baby and toddler language. They were told that Gopher wanted to sit on their lap, but it seems that every time they did that, the wee one started to cry and scream: "Wannaknee!". The parents were desperate and consulted several children's specialists, but no one seemed to be able to figure out what was wrong with this Lepricon baby..... until the moment came for him to stand up and walk...... The little one had been standing up in a strange way and walking did not seem to work either..... after a few weeks the parents decided to go to the Lepricon's famous specialist Dr. Mousetree, and finally they discovered what the little baby had been saying. He had no knee, so he wanted a knee! It was then discovered that the boy was super intelligent, because as a baby you don't know what your body is supposed to look like, but this little guy did! So the specialists got together and made the little boy an artificial knee. After much therapy he is now able to stand up and walk. He will have many surgeries in the future as his leg will grow, but this boy is so worth it! He is now two years old but already has the knowledge of a first grader in Grammar school, he can read, write and count to 99. His parents are very proud of him and encourage him as much as they can. They are very relieved to finally know what he meant and now that he has two knees, he finally wants to sit in their lap. They think it will only be a matter of time before he will know more than his parents. Rumors go that the Minister of Education has already given orders to make a special teaching program for him and he will be offered a high position as soon as he is 16. From those humble beginnings this boy who could only say "Wannaknee!" has appeared to be the biggest promise of the decade, and a boyscout on the weekends....................

stirring

Love you,
Mieke

[KarenTX]

scirring: Texan for being very afraid. As in, "Stop doing that! You're scirring me!"


plowing

[chal]

lopwing : 1.) A wing of an airplane or other high security level flying device, that has been "lopped" off, for political reasons, such as money and/or scare tactics (usually combined). 2.) A Chinese boneless chicken leg dish, invented by "Hopsing Oolong," (known in the vernacular as "Hopsing's Lopwings"). 3.) A walking/flying disorder mostly found in migratory and non-migratory birds, but sometimes in the upper ribcage of a fowl, often used as a derogatory declaration, such as; " You lopwinged turkey brained sloppy jowled, skillet eared so-in-so from whatchamacallit street!". A bird or other chicken type beast who walks or flies to one side, is said to be "lopwinged." 4.) A dancing bear (or other dangerous, furry and musically inclined animal) who due to an insurance problem, has missed his flight to Chicago. "Oh man," he intimatingly growled, "I've been lopwinged again because of that stupid Lloyd's of London. I'm gonna call that Lloyd right now and he better not tell me to "bear with him, if he knows what's good for him!"


intimatingly

[Mercy4Me]

inthimatingly; noun; a slang term used to represent an object whose name is forgotten, as in, "Honey, would you please bring me that in-thim-a-ting-ly that I left on the table?"


object

[SIG]

ooject: To involuntarily utter the sound "ooh" at something awe-inspiring.

awe

[miepie]

awee:
The newest fad in the cooking area..... it's not olive oil, it's not butter either, no one actually can tell what it is yet. There are laboratory studies going on to research what it is. What is known of it is that no matter how you use it in the kitchen, everything that you prepare with it, comes out fatless! Lots of users already lost a lot of weight and they are talking about making candy with it, so people on a diet can eat it as well. It is cheap and has no meat extracts in it, so it is also suitable for vegetarians. 2. The newest word for the winning team in a sportsgame. Everyone in favour of that team shouts: "AWEE!" It is a big hit and there are already rumors of a song in the making with that theme in it. 3. A special kind of soup in Lepriconland. The lepricons bring something they like to a big cooking pot on a square in the center of the capital city. All the lepricons come together there, in the middle of the summertime, for the great Awee festival. It requires no ticket, but it is required that every member of the family, from old to young brings something for the cooking pot. It can vary from vegetables to herbs and rumors go that one time in the past someone brought an old shoe! But usually it will be meat, chicken, herbs or anything edible. After the cooking, which takes all day and night, everybody gets a little bit in a cup, and usually it tastes horrible and the people scream "Awee!" Usually that is caused by the lepricon families that bring way too much hot sauce or tobasco, although one decade ago when a certain family was on a trip to Australia, the soup tasted real good and there was no shouting of "Awee!", only silence and people begging for more soup.... it appeared that one family brought marijuana in big amounts and the lepricons became high from the soup. Since then it is on the list of prohibited to bring that plant.

plant

Love you,
Mieke

[SeattleSun]

Polant -- Leaders of the ant colony, up for reelection every 2 weeks due to their short life span. Ant politicians are hardworking and honest, they have no ethics problems and only are concerned in what's good for the collective. Ants are wonderful! As long as they're not in your kitchen.

Chainsaw

[Miz BT]

Chinsaw - An electric razor designed especially for men with unusually thick beards.

parsnip

[lifthimup316]

Chinsaw - An electric razor designed especially for men with unusually thick beards.

parsnip

parisnip - a bit of parisienne spirits

sensation

[chal]

Mensa-ation: 1.) An impression, or the consciousness of an impression, made upon the central nervous organ, through association with the Mensa Invitational thread on Bible Database Forums. 2.) A state of excited interest or feeling caused by participating in the Mensa Invitational thread on Bible Database Forums. 3.) Someone who is dazzlingly skilled in posting on the Mensa Invitational thread on Bible Database Forums.

redundant

[Miz BT]

Mensa-ation: 1.) An impression, or the consciousness of an impression, made upon the central nervous organ, through association with the Mensa Invitational thread on Bible Database Forums. 2.) A state of excited interest or feeling caused by participating in the Mensa Invitational thread on Bible Database Forums. 3.) Someone who is dazzlingly skilled in posting on the Mensa Invitational thread on Bible Database Forums.

So in other words, by def. 3, chal is a Mensa-ation.

redundant

Redundent--to strike something so as to dent it over and over and over and over... (ex. "The local teenagers decided to redundent my mailbox last night.")

obnoxious

[SeattleSun]

Oxnoxious -- A medically critical state of being overcome by ox fumes. A reminder that your oxen must be bathed on a regular basis because they get so stinky that the odor emitted can cause fainting and worse. When the EMT's contact the hospital the diagnosis is Oxnoxication. It requires a hyperbaric chamber is recover. Never, ever, bring your ox into the house.

Forensic

[KarenTX]

forensics--This is the number of dentists surveyed who prefer Trident over other sugarless gums.


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