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MikeAD
May 28th 2008, 01:12 AM
I found this on another Forum, I'd put a link but I can't find a link to an entirely "clean site"

Pretty funny, made me LOL.

Dear Walter :
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadnít gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husbandís help. When I got home I couldnít believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34 , and we have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He wonít go to counseling and Iím afraid I canít get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Anne


Dear Anne:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.
-Walter

Athanasius
May 28th 2008, 01:57 AM
Yeah, I get peaved when people bash men for such things. That's how I see it, anyway.

lbeaty1981
May 28th 2008, 12:59 PM
I've heard that one before, only with the wife coming back to find her husband wearing her undergarments instead of having an affair. :lol:

Buck shot
May 28th 2008, 01:01 PM
Sounds more to me like the coil when out, possibly burn a hole in the distributor cap. Can someone find out what motor this is? :P

Toolman
May 28th 2008, 08:15 PM
Sounds more to me like the coil when out, possibly burn a hole in the distributor cap. Can someone find out what motor this is? :P

To me first thing I thought was "Ain't got no gas in it" (said in best SlingBlade voice).

:)

ilovemetal
May 29th 2008, 12:03 AM
dude i just rented sling blade, watching tommorow night!!!

fewarechosen
May 31st 2008, 10:00 PM
lololol i just read this and buckshot you have me cracking up , thanks i needed that

MyRock
Jun 3rd 2008, 09:00 AM
I'm at work at the moment, and that made me laugh! :rofl: