View Full Version : How much wood would a woodchuck chuck....

Mar 29th 2009, 06:26 AM
.....if a woodchuck could chuck wood? What is a woodchuck, anyhow. Why do I even care?!

Mar 29th 2009, 08:12 PM
I believe the proper answer to the question is:

"A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

Here is picture of one firing a bazooka:

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Mar 29th 2009, 08:20 PM
About as many sea shells as Sally can sell at the seashore.

His Bride
Mar 29th 2009, 10:51 PM
And as many pickled peppers as Peter Piper could pick....