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Apr 11th 2006, 12:14 PM
Finish the sentence started and start a new one for the next poster http://www.cocforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

When I go on holiday I like to................

Apr 11th 2006, 04:09 PM
buy lots of gifts for my family!!!!

My favorite tv show is.....

Apr 11th 2006, 05:22 PM
The Muppets

When I walk along the beech there is nothing more I like to do than ..........

Apr 14th 2006, 01:58 PM
swing in its branches. (beech tree)
My favorite sport is........

Apr 14th 2006, 02:03 PM
Hunting or fishing.

I prefer to fish in a river that is.....

Apr 14th 2006, 02:19 PM
Moving with a slow current.

My favorite dessert is...

Apr 14th 2006, 02:24 PM
homemade peppermint chocolate chip cookies, though I've never seen peppermint chocolate chip cookies that weren't homemade.

My favorite leisure activity is.......

Apr 14th 2006, 02:46 PM
hanging out with my kids and playing with them......

When Im frustrated about something I.......

Apr 14th 2006, 02:53 PM
get angry.

my favorite thing to wake up to is...

Apr 14th 2006, 03:08 PM
the smell of bacon cooking.

It's a nice sunny day, so I'll....

Apr 14th 2006, 03:17 PM
...do some yard work and marvel at God's creation.

It's Good Friday, so I'm going to reflect on what Jesus did on the cross for me by.....

Apr 14th 2006, 07:06 PM
participating in the service at my church.

Something I really want to do this weekend is.....

Apr 14th 2006, 08:55 PM
enjoy Easter with my family.

Tonight before I go to bed............

Apr 15th 2006, 02:12 AM
I'll reply to the post I'm currently replying to (wait, I just did that, I guess I can go to bed whenever now)

Tomorrow ...

Apr 15th 2006, 02:14 AM
i really need to take a shower.

i really wish...

Apr 15th 2006, 02:16 AM
my garage was clean.

Tomorrow I plan to....

Apr 15th 2006, 02:17 AM
play frisbee, go to my friend's recital, and go home.

This summer ...

Apr 15th 2006, 02:19 AM
I plan to turn in my retirement from the Army.

Tomorrow I want to cook...

Apr 15th 2006, 02:24 AM
chocolate chocolate chip cookies, though it would actually be baking and not cooking.

My Easter dinner consists of...

Apr 15th 2006, 02:47 AM
mashed potatoes, veggies, ham and bread :D

Tomorrow morning I'm going to.....

Apr 15th 2006, 02:52 AM
attempt to sleep in.

Once I get up at around 0700, I plan to...

Apr 15th 2006, 02:54 AM
take a shower so that I actually have some hot water!

At this moment, my mood is...

Apr 15th 2006, 05:51 AM
...downright joyful!!! :bounce: There's nothing like being with the Body!

I've really wanted to let someone know that...

Apr 15th 2006, 06:52 AM
I love you all :)

Tomorrow is Easter Sunday and I will celebrate by............

Apr 15th 2006, 02:21 PM
going to church and spending the afternoon with family.

My favorite season is....

Apr 15th 2006, 06:01 PM

The reason is because I get to play in the ................

Apr 15th 2006, 08:34 PM
9 feet of snow we get every year :pp

When I was a child my favorite TV show was....

Apr 15th 2006, 09:01 PM
...Get Smart

I know I should know this, but when did...

Apr 17th 2006, 06:18 PM
Man learn to fly?

What is the last colour of the planet in ............

Apr 17th 2006, 09:12 PM
...limbo, right before it explodes? LOL

Jesus is so awesome because...

Apr 19th 2006, 08:08 PM
he loves me so.

I wish I could tell...

Apr 19th 2006, 08:41 PM
the world that jesus lives, tell the world that, tell the world that (oh wait isnt that one of hillsong's songs?) :lol:

I am waiting for .......

Apr 19th 2006, 09:00 PM
the man in the moon.

If I were president, I would...

Apr 19th 2006, 09:01 PM
slap myself and not get arrested! (sorry think ive spent too much time on the $10,000,000 post)

One day id like to be

Apr 20th 2006, 10:18 PM
...running again!

Don't you just love it when...

Apr 21st 2006, 04:48 PM
a plan comes together

In the morning after I get out of bed I...........

Apr 21st 2006, 05:03 PM
...make a mocha and then sit down drink up God's sweet Word! mmmmmmmmmmm

I love the read God's Word because...

Apr 28th 2006, 04:48 PM
...it's just so goooooooooooooooood!!

Everything was going along just fine, but then...

Apr 28th 2006, 08:13 PM
it rained, but then it stoped, so i went outside till it began to rain again.

I'm so bored i could...

Apr 29th 2006, 03:02 PM
...dust the whole house and even enjoy it! lol

I am most thankful to Jesus for...

Apr 29th 2006, 03:18 PM
His Creation, His Redeeming me, His caring for me, His love, His forgiveness, His mercy, His power, His wisdom, I could do this all day....

I love in His Word when it says,....

Apr 29th 2006, 03:48 PM
Amen to that karenoka! :amen:

...our righteousness is found in Jesus Christ alone!! {Like in Phil. 3:9, Romans 5:17, 2 Cor. 5:21}

I am confident that...

Apr 30th 2006, 07:34 PM
when I grow older I will have less money

Tomorrow I plan to.............

King Herod
May 1st 2006, 05:15 AM
get up, do stuff than go back to bed again.

If a movie was made of my life, I want

May 1st 2006, 05:37 AM
Sandra Bullock to play my wife

When I jump off a cliff I feel the

May 1st 2006, 05:38 AM
the world to know how much Jesus has changed my life and for them to see an opportunity to have a relationship with him .

In Twenty years from now,

King Herod
May 1st 2006, 05:47 AM
I want to be a famous novelist

I never regretted.....

May 1st 2006, 06:15 AM
becoming a follower of Jesus Christ!

When I joined this forum,

King Herod
May 1st 2006, 07:48 AM
I thought it was going to be dull and boring but its not.

I really hate it when.....

May 1st 2006, 03:38 PM
it turns out that my parents were right!

The first time I felt the Holy Spirit,

King Herod
May 2nd 2006, 05:13 AM
..Was after my baptism.

I never fully understood why......

May 2nd 2006, 06:00 AM
Judas was choosen as to be the traitor.

to die for someone...

King Herod
May 2nd 2006, 06:19 AM
is the greatest show of love you can offer.

My best friend thinks i'm....

May 2nd 2006, 07:56 PM

My worst enemy thinks i am....(not that we should have enimies)

May 2nd 2006, 09:49 PM
...gulliable (he is called the father of lies), but he is wrong, because I overwhelmingly conquer through our Lord Jesus Christ, who loves me!!

For dinner, I think I shall eat...

King Herod
May 3rd 2006, 06:10 AM

The one thing I love about this season is the.....

May 4th 2006, 01:39 AM
...longer days!!

It's my prayer that in 5 years...

May 4th 2006, 01:44 AM
...that I can retire.

I think I will go.......

May 4th 2006, 01:49 AM
...bananas! Or is that ...eat a banana?? :hmm:

It's a wonder that...

May 4th 2006, 03:29 AM
........your head is even attached to your body.

Repellants and fertilizers.................

King Herod
May 4th 2006, 05:34 AM
....are sure to keep the woman away.

I never regretted....

May 4th 2006, 10:28 AM
....are sure to keep the woman away.

I never regretted....

I never regretted not having children.

When I'm down and out I..........

May 4th 2006, 02:39 PM
...read the Word ~ it's sooooo soooooooooooothing!!

"When my anxious thoughts multiply with inme, Your consolations delight my soul." Psalm 91:19

My heart is warmed by...

May 4th 2006, 03:33 PM
the sweet words of my grandson saying, "I wuv you, Mommom!"

It's such a beautiful day that...

May 4th 2006, 03:49 PM
....I pity the fish living deep in the Marianas Trench, who will never feel the warmth of the sun, caressing their oddly shaped (and ofttimes glowing)fins.

As the water slowly dripped onto my upturned hand, I....

May 4th 2006, 03:56 PM
thought about how God brings the refreshing rain to cleanse and water the earth.

I wonder what...

May 4th 2006, 04:15 PM
how long it will take to finish cleaning the house today.

What should we do about the borders of the United States?

King Herod
May 5th 2006, 04:52 AM
close them to illegal immigration as its wrong.

I often wondered if Snow White really....

May 5th 2006, 05:55 PM
...ate the apple.

pickled pigs feet...

King Herod
May 6th 2006, 11:11 AM
are just wrong.

Mirror, Mirror on the wall...

May 9th 2006, 02:41 AM
"I'm so thankful for the Lord's call"

What I love most about prayer is.....

King Herod
May 9th 2006, 02:47 AM
when it gets answered it awesome ways. :hug:

Nobody knows this about me but I like to......

May 9th 2006, 08:23 AM
pray when the church is empty.

I am...

King Herod
May 9th 2006, 11:46 AM
proud to be a conservative Christian.

Miss Piggy is such a...

Jun 9th 2006, 02:41 PM
controllong wife of kermit the frog.

The downfall of western civilization....

King Herod
Jun 12th 2006, 11:06 AM
is due to left wing liberals.

I always thought that....

Jun 13th 2006, 01:34 PM
...I would wait until I was 35 to have children. Then I got married at 18 and had my first child at 22. :lol:

My children look like...

King Herod
Jun 14th 2006, 04:29 AM

When I think of June, I think of...........

Jun 14th 2006, 12:09 PM
...the kids all being out of school. :rolleyes: Yep, summer.

I love to read ....

Cool Breeze
Jun 14th 2006, 02:11 PM
...just about anything.

I can't wait till Fall gets here because.....

King Herod
Jun 15th 2006, 05:04 AM
that i had a hamburger with the lot right now

I cant belive......

Jun 15th 2006, 01:25 PM
....you just said you can't wait 'til fall to eat a hamburger. :lol:

The place on earth I most want to visit is ....

King Herod
Jun 16th 2006, 03:33 AM

Can you believe that

Jun 16th 2006, 12:43 PM
...my in-laws came to visit and my father-in-law decided to play basketball with my hubby and son, took a jump shot, fell and broke his hip, and has been in the hospital for almost two weeks now. Not funny but true.

I love to ....

King Herod
Jun 18th 2006, 09:54 PM
learn about new things.

Dont you hate it when.......

Jun 19th 2006, 01:21 PM
..people try to finish your sentences and get it wrong?

Today I'm going to ....

King Herod
Jun 19th 2006, 10:01 PM
really annoy someone.

Ok, tell me again Moses was....

Jun 21st 2006, 01:46 AM
The one who held the stone tablets.

Tomorrow, I plan on....

Jun 21st 2006, 08:18 PM
..waking up, and that will be a great sign for the rest of the day! :D

My best friend...

King Herod
Jun 21st 2006, 09:48 PM
is Jesus.....lol

Do you like how....

Jun 22nd 2006, 11:37 AM
...this thread is progressing? :P

The cereal in my bowl...

King Herod
Jun 22nd 2006, 10:55 PM
is soggy.

Do you know that everyday....

Jun 23rd 2006, 04:59 PM
your body chemestry is different than the day before?

I just cannot understand why..............

Jun 23rd 2006, 06:48 PM
...then stop asking! :lol::lol:

The circus clown...

Jun 23rd 2006, 06:54 PM
who lives down the street is a reject from Barnum and Baileys.

Didnt you know that............

Jun 23rd 2006, 08:27 PM
Elephants really do forget.

What time should I ....

Jun 23rd 2006, 09:33 PM
bring your new boa constrictor around???

What in the world...........

Jun 23rd 2006, 09:49 PM
is that bug doing in the bathtub? :eek:

Why does water ...

Jun 23rd 2006, 10:48 PM
...pour from the sky in the Seattle area? ; )

(Btw, I'm from the Evergreen State too! Welcome to Bible Forums!)

I use to think...

Jun 24th 2006, 03:40 PM
Hey neighbor! Thank you! :hug:

that that having "stuff" made me happier.

If you could turn back time ...

Jun 24th 2006, 04:20 PM
I'm sure you would have chosen a drier state to live in. :lol:

I just cannot stand it when......

Jun 24th 2006, 05:42 PM
I forget to buy something I have to have from the grocery store.:mad:

Nothing makes me happier ...

Jun 25th 2006, 12:13 AM
than to get dirty working in my yard.

What in the world is that man...

Jun 25th 2006, 10:05 PM
driving like such a lunatic?

If I want to playfully tease someone, I'd ...

Jun 26th 2006, 01:17 AM
tickle their nose with a feather while they are sleeping.

Oh, Lord, PLEASE help me..........

King Herod
Jun 26th 2006, 04:36 AM
we worked 2 days, got the same pay and had 5 day weekends.

I cant beleive I....

Jun 26th 2006, 04:43 PM
I thought I could be a supermodel. :rolleyes:

What if birds suddenly ....

King Herod
Jun 27th 2006, 04:55 AM
ate caviar.

Did u know that a dog.....

Jun 27th 2006, 05:02 PM
doesn't have opposible thumbs.

Please stop me from ...

Jun 27th 2006, 07:53 PM
...dancing when that show 'So You Think You Can Dance' comes on because I can't. :D

Country music makes me...

Jun 27th 2006, 08:36 PM
think about dancing. :monkeyd: Well, not like that!

If I get home late ...

Jun 27th 2006, 08:38 PM
Dont bonk me in the head with a skillett

what if I cant find my ..

Jun 27th 2006, 10:46 PM
... pet mouse, and it finds its way to your room?

Something smells like......

King Herod
Jun 28th 2006, 04:38 AM
cheap french perfume.

Waiter, there a...

Jun 28th 2006, 04:40 AM
little green worm like thing in my escargot!

Are you ever going to ............

King Herod
Jun 28th 2006, 04:44 AM
act normal. lol

Do you think that a ......

Jun 28th 2006, 04:46 AM
cast iron skillet will straighten you out?

I wonder if this...........

King Herod
Jun 28th 2006, 06:51 AM
chatter is trying to compete with me.

I never did like....

Jun 28th 2006, 06:53 PM
to be put in a corner.

What do you want to ask..........?

Jun 28th 2006, 10:21 PM
Bill Gates about why his windows is so "sensitive". :confused

Did you hear about ....

King Herod
Jun 29th 2006, 04:48 AM
THE old woman who swallowed a fly.

Rain, Rain go away....

Jun 29th 2006, 09:52 PM
I just washed my car. :(

Who'da thunk that I'd ever ...

Souled Out
Jun 30th 2006, 02:07 AM
I did. I knew you would.

Cantaloupe is sweet, juicy and...

King Herod
Jun 30th 2006, 03:38 AM
also known as a rock melon.

Did you ever wonder if Little Miss Muffett....

Jun 30th 2006, 03:48 AM
was scared of Junebugs too?

The worlds buggiest bug

Jun 30th 2006, 03:52 AM
...has got to be the mosquito.

I saw a penguin walk up the street and a...

King Herod
Jun 30th 2006, 03:53 AM
Cow in a tutu was followin behind.

Batman and Robin......

Jun 30th 2006, 02:08 PM
were the original examples of big toys for big boys.

Pogo sticks and hula hoops are ...

Jun 30th 2006, 04:49 PM
child's play, but still fun

Animal crackers are

Jun 30th 2006, 07:35 PM
sold in the cutest box!

If I could just get my neighbor ...

Jun 30th 2006, 08:27 PM
to cut my grass every once in a while, I wouldn't have to break out the bush hog.

My favorite place to travel

Jun 30th 2006, 08:30 PM
...is anywhere,as long as I get there by a Cruise ship.

Red rover red rover......

Jul 1st 2006, 06:24 PM
Pink hearts, blue moons, green clovers

Trix are for

Jul 1st 2006, 11:12 PM
Kids, of course and not rabbits.

I never would've believed that birds ...

Souled Out
Jul 2nd 2006, 09:58 PM
could poop so much on my car!!!

I need to put dinner in the oven. Tonight we're having...

King Herod
Jul 2nd 2006, 10:04 PM
roast pork, roast potato,s roast pumpkin, peas, broocoli and parsnip. With lots of gravy.

Is it true that Little Red Riding Hood...

Jul 5th 2006, 07:31 PM
actually bribed the wolf to eat her grandmother for her inheritance?

If I could only get rid of ...

Jul 5th 2006, 07:43 PM
...the pesky voices in my head!!!!!!!

Right now I feel like.....

King Herod
Jul 5th 2006, 09:54 PM
running down the street singing Do-Rei-Me-Fa-So-La,Tee-Do

The only problem I have with hamburgers is......

Jul 5th 2006, 09:59 PM
I just might pay to see that! :rofl:

... that I'm scared to eat them rare.

There's absolutely no way that I'd ever ...

King Herod
Jul 5th 2006, 10:12 PM
go skinny dipping again.

Can you beleive that Madonna....

Souled Out
Jul 5th 2006, 11:32 PM
...actually thinks Kabbalism is the way to God?

In my dream home, I want my kitchen to be...

Jul 6th 2006, 12:57 AM
... fully staffed. :D

The best way to deal with dandelions is ...

Souled Out
Jul 6th 2006, 01:38 AM
In bunches. Kill 'em at the root.

A great love song is really...

Jul 6th 2006, 01:40 PM
..."I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.

Peter Piper picked....

Jul 6th 2006, 02:50 PM
Jack Horner's pocket and got arrested.

I'd like to make a movie about ...

Jul 6th 2006, 03:02 PM
...a five headed turtle that has pickle-phobia.

This one time at band camp.....

Jul 6th 2006, 06:58 PM
... I realized I was in the wrong place since I can't play an instrument.

I sure wish my dog ...

Jul 6th 2006, 07:23 PM
...would live for as long as I do.

When I grow up....

King Herod
Jul 6th 2006, 09:49 PM
wanna be able to still run around with my batman mask and cape.

Jack and Jill went up the hill.....

Jul 7th 2006, 03:13 PM
...to take a chill pill and grill some dill.

My worst nightmare....

Souled Out
Jul 7th 2006, 04:25 PM
involves a clown, a slippery floor, a pack of Little Debbie cakes and a chainsaw! :o

Walmart has the best...

Jul 7th 2006, 04:54 PM
...french parmesean and herb bread. yummm!

My kindergarten teacher....

Souled Out
Jul 7th 2006, 04:58 PM
was name Ms. Perkins and she had the deepest dimples in her rosied cheecks.

HP computers are...

Jul 7th 2006, 05:09 PM
...are not as good as Dell computers.

This weekend....

Jul 7th 2006, 05:31 PM
I really hope to finish up all these projects I've started and not finished. :mad:

If one really is the lonliest number ...

Jul 7th 2006, 05:37 PM
.....then i am the number one.

I have.......

Souled Out
Jul 7th 2006, 10:36 PM
...grace beyond measure.

Playing board games is...

Jul 7th 2006, 11:38 PM
...hard when most of the pieces are missing.

Woe is me, my car ...

King Herod
Jul 9th 2006, 10:24 PM
has gone to that car yard in the sky.

What Goldielocks didnt tell you is she also.......

Jul 9th 2006, 11:29 PM
... an identity thief with 22 aliases.

If I was a whale ...

King Herod
Jul 10th 2006, 01:08 AM
I would eat the japanese for scientific purposes. lol

Bambi was really....

Jul 10th 2006, 05:36 PM
...supposed to eat Thumper.

If I was a circus performer......

King Herod
Jul 10th 2006, 10:10 PM
I would wanna be the Lion Tamer.

If I was a bird I would......

Jul 10th 2006, 11:39 PM
... perch over my mean neighbor's car and, you know. :D

Rueben sandwiches are really ...

Jul 11th 2006, 03:33 PM

My big toe.........

Jul 11th 2006, 06:18 PM
... can beat up your big toe!

Well rats, I lost my lucky ...

King Herod
Jul 12th 2006, 05:41 AM
slice of pizza that i had been saving for the last 20 years.

Camilla lent over abnd whispered into Prince Charles ear that....

Jul 12th 2006, 05:47 AM
she thaught he had lice.

this chair i am sitting on is realy weird, it...

Souled Out
Jul 12th 2006, 06:07 AM
seems to be messaging my booty and it's NOT a message chair. :o

That old '58 Chevy...

King Herod
Jul 12th 2006, 07:50 AM
thinks it a VW and wants to be called Sherbie.

If you dont eat your brussel sprouts you'll.....

Jul 12th 2006, 10:27 AM
never grow hairs on your chest.

if that tree hadnt of hit me, I...

(haha, hey cool, that was post 123! :D lol)

Jul 12th 2006, 04:17 PM
... would still have a car, but at least I have firewood for the year.

If I could just find the end of the rainbow ...

Jul 12th 2006, 04:24 PM
...I could leap with the little leprechauns.

If I was a leprechaun....

Jul 12th 2006, 04:35 PM
... I'd have to learn how to spell shalaleigh.

Making a u-turn on the interstate ...

Jul 12th 2006, 04:52 PM
...is not a good idea when you do it by accident and you jump the curbed median to do so. (doodoodoooo....never happened to me ;) )

ATTENTION all Bibleforms board members...........

Jul 12th 2006, 07:39 PM
... free pizza is now being served in The Cooler!

When my pastor gave me six books to read ...

King Herod
Jul 13th 2006, 04:40 AM
I didnt realise he also liked the Where's Wally series.

When the teacher caught me passing a note I told her....

Jul 13th 2006, 06:50 AM
...if you think that's something, you shoulda seen the kidney stone I passed last week.

It is so hard to give a cat a bath because......

Jul 13th 2006, 03:49 PM
... they're so shy about removing their fur.

Being ambidexterous, I'm especially good at ...

Jul 13th 2006, 05:42 PM
...picking my nose with my right finger or my left finger.

This year I will.....

Jul 13th 2006, 07:09 PM
... correctly fill out my taxes and be on time. :rolleyes:

It seems like just yesterday ...

King Herod
Jul 14th 2006, 07:28 AM
all my troubles seemed so far away.

I met him at the Candy store he turned around and smiled at me......

Jul 14th 2006, 02:43 PM
....so i smacked him with my lollipop.

I love it when my doggie.....

Jul 14th 2006, 02:50 PM
... wipes her feet before she comes in the house.

What are you talking about officer, I would never ...

Jul 14th 2006, 02:58 PM
...say "there must be an officer nearby because i smell bacon".

At my 50th birthday party I....

Jul 14th 2006, 08:26 PM
... fell asleep before 10.

If you tease the grizzly bear, it might ...

Jul 14th 2006, 09:25 PM
Shorten your days...miss the rapture.

When your best friend ask you how you like her new hair do and it is ghastly?

King Herod
Jul 16th 2006, 10:57 PM
I say sweetie, it's ok i'll buy u a paper bag.

Whatever happened to the days when....

Jul 16th 2006, 11:52 PM
... when I could stay awake until 10 and sleep past 6?

Hey, isn't that the exit to ...

Jul 17th 2006, 10:37 AM
... the thing they least want us to see?


A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

King Herod
Jul 17th 2006, 10:51 PM
Princess Leia led the way in the fashion of the current bun hairstyle.

Little Miss Muffet was known around the land as the girl

Jul 17th 2006, 11:04 PM
with a tuffet, a tuffet is a small device allowing the controller to whisk themselves away to...

Jul 17th 2006, 11:06 PM
...eat really disgusting food on their lunck break.

Frankly my dear, I don't...

Jul 18th 2006, 03:01 PM
... care to share your disgusting lunch of sardines and onions.

I'm a little teapot ...

Jul 18th 2006, 04:29 PM
who's just a bitsy bit schizophrenic.

How are you today sir, chicken or...

Jul 21st 2006, 09:19 PM
... Egg kabobs?

Richard recoiled, remembering Robert's rattlesnake ...

Jul 22nd 2006, 12:16 AM
...chasing everyone in the restaurant and forcing them to jump out windows and fall 600 feet to the foggy streets below.

Bob decided that his name was too...

Jul 22nd 2006, 12:26 AM
a religion centered around God coming to Earth in human form and dying for the salvation of all our sins.

Jul 24th 2006, 06:38 PM
...chasing everyone in the restaurant and forcing them to jump out windows and fall 600 feet to the foggy streets below.

Bob decided that his name was too...long so he had it legally changed to Bo. :lol:

In Australia people like to.....

Jul 24th 2006, 08:04 PM
... watch the water drain in the wrong direction.

Sometimes, we should remember that giant hailstones ...

Jul 24th 2006, 10:09 PM
...could be covered by car insurance if we need an excuse.

It was a bright, cold day in April, and...

King Herod
Jul 25th 2006, 01:50 AM
i had to leave the comfort of my warm bed to got work.

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep....

Jul 25th 2006, 02:23 AM
...because she tripped and broke her ankle because of that silly dress she insists on wearing that is in no way intended for farm work.:lol:

In the beggining...

Jul 25th 2006, 04:46 AM
...there was a start to the end.

And this one time in band camp...

Jul 25th 2006, 01:42 PM
...the canoe tipped over and flooded my tuba.

As I walked up the hill....

Jul 25th 2006, 03:34 PM
...I realized that my panting was an indication that my grandma was right about my health.


The puppy probe the young girl, begging affection, and...

Jul 25th 2006, 05:01 PM
... and she picked him up and gave him hugs and kisses on his puppy head, and then a nice belly rub.

Uh oh, he thought, I forgot ...

Jul 25th 2006, 05:13 PM
...my, wait, what was it I forgot?


Jul 25th 2006, 06:01 PM
...this magic lamp, cause I want three wishes!

Be our guest, be our guest, put our...

Jul 25th 2006, 06:48 PM
... cooking to the test. The ER is close by, in case you feel you're going to die.

SeattleSun cheated - she ...

Jul 25th 2006, 09:09 PM
...blinded us with her avatar.

(This is my first outing in this game and I haven't read the previous pages, so forgive me if this one has been done before, which I'm assuming it has)

Fe Fi Fo Fum...

Psalm 139

Jul 25th 2006, 09:27 PM
...I smell good air in Oregon.

Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain...

Jul 25th 2006, 09:58 PM
...sat the sandal of the great mountain.

If I've said it once...

Psalm 139

Jul 25th 2006, 10:10 PM
..I'll probably have to say it again and again and again.

I think, there for...

Jul 25th 2006, 10:15 PM
...I'm over-qualified for Congressman.

As my old pappy used to say...

Psalm 139

Jul 26th 2006, 12:15 AM
...when I use to ask him for a quarter. He would tell me how he would kill bears with his loose-leaf notebook and walk to school up hill both ways, twice in the snow.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

Jul 26th 2006, 12:28 AM
...the British accent was invented by a little boy building a robot.

All you need is...

Jul 26th 2006, 02:30 AM
...Jesus. (I wanted to say something REALLY funny, but Jesus is the answer)

There once was a young maiden...

Psalm 139

Jul 26th 2006, 11:28 AM
...who was smart enough to stay single, invested her money wisely and lived happily ever after. :lol:

I didn't want to get up today because.....

Jul 26th 2006, 03:45 PM
...I woke up with socks on my ears and curlers between my toes and I just KNEW it wasn't going to be a good day.

If life hands you lemons...

Jul 26th 2006, 07:04 PM
...punch a little hole in them and wear them as necklaces so that when someone upsets you you'll be able to squirt lemon juice in their eye.

If all I had in life were a purple poodle and a pair of chopsticks...

Jul 26th 2006, 07:20 PM
...people would say "Look, that guy has nothing in life but a purple poodle and a pair of chopsticks."

If it wasn't for luck...

Jul 26th 2006, 08:16 PM
...nothing would be different. (I'm sorry, I don't believe in luck or coincidences, divine intervention yes, but not luck)

Four score and seven years ago...

Jul 26th 2006, 08:26 PM
...it was 1919, duh.:D

Jack and Jill went up the hill...

Jul 26th 2006, 09:15 PM
... in both directions, in 3 feet of snow in 110 degree heat.

Camptown ladies sing this song ...

Jul 26th 2006, 09:19 PM
..."I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts."

Sometimes you just have to...

Jul 27th 2006, 12:54 AM

We all live in a yellow...

King Herod
Jul 27th 2006, 01:22 AM
house that is actuallly made from unripe banans but which are painted to be the colour of yellow.

I never understood why Scooby....

Jul 27th 2006, 02:14 AM
... had such a stupid song when he was a noble Great Dane.

Little darling, its been ...

Jul 27th 2006, 02:52 AM
...a while since you last showered, hasn't it?

Great minds...

Jul 27th 2006, 04:52 AM
...usually want to slaughter each other.

If I leave here tommorow, would you...

Jul 27th 2006, 05:41 AM
...take out the trash while I'm gone?

What's that Lassie, Timmy...

Jul 27th 2006, 08:25 AM
...has been captured by the Feds, and is being interrogated about the Cuban missle sites?!?!

Lucy!, you got some...

Jul 27th 2006, 11:32 AM
....some NRA agents at the door looking for their yearly dues!!

Great balls of fire, its.........

Jul 27th 2006, 01:48 PM
... it Randy Johnson in his prime!

That's odd, I could've sworn ...

Jul 27th 2006, 02:50 PM
....that my mother told me never to swear.

The test was extremely...

Jul 27th 2006, 04:22 PM
....easy, now I'm bored.

With a nick-nack patty-wack...

Jul 27th 2006, 06:11 PM
...fancy lookin' do hickey that is!


It is the ruling of this court that...

Jul 27th 2006, 06:23 PM
... that soccer is the dullest game ever and is hereby abolished.

Hey, did you happen to see that show about ...

Jul 27th 2006, 06:48 PM
yodeling kangaroos that wear a feather in their caps and leiderhosen?

Don't you just wish that....

Jul 27th 2006, 06:56 PM
....you could get paid for posting?

Look over there it's...

Jul 27th 2006, 07:55 PM
...my attempt to distract you while I steal one of your cookies.

This could be the start of...

Jul 27th 2006, 07:56 PM
...never mind it left.

The rain in Spain...

Jul 27th 2006, 08:08 PM
...smells like bull slobber.

Can you tell me how to get...

Jul 27th 2006, 08:14 PM
... the right answer if I add 1 + 1? :confused

Scotch Magic Tape.

Jul 27th 2006, 08:19 PM
is best for holding in your dentures.

When I eat grape suckers...

Jul 27th 2006, 08:20 PM
...I like to pretend they're funny tasting pieces of steak.

There was an old lady who lived in...

Jul 27th 2006, 08:27 PM
the lighthouse at a mini-golf course and ate liver and kraut for breakfast every day.

Every time I go to the grocery store...

Jul 27th 2006, 09:30 PM
I have to buy liver and krut for the poor lady who lives in the lighthouse on the mini golf course.

I love my church because....