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SeattleSun
Jul 24th 2006, 09:43 PM
This is a fun game. It started as a contest in the Washington Post, and here's all you have to do:

Take a word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, deleting, or changing one letter, then supply a new definition. Finally, add your own word for the next poster! :D

For example,

Graffiti

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Wanna play?

Carnation

KennethDCollins
Jul 24th 2006, 10:42 PM
Charnation: the method used for burning food.

Helmet


Kenneth
Psalm 139

SeattleSun
Jul 24th 2006, 10:52 PM
Helmset -- putting your yacht on autopilot.

Entertain

KennethDCollins
Jul 24th 2006, 10:54 PM
Entertrain - board a choo-choo.:D

Obstacle


Kenneth
Psalm 139

SeattleSun
Jul 24th 2006, 11:02 PM
Mobstacle -- Rival mafia families have at it.

Canasta

KennethDCollins
Jul 24th 2006, 11:22 PM
Canasita - A canadian Latino

Diaper


Kenneth
Psalm 139

Matthew 12:21
Jul 24th 2006, 11:27 PM
Canasita - A canadian Latino

Diaper


Kenneth
Psalm 139


Diapery- Of a substance resembling a diaper.

explosion

KennethDCollins
Jul 24th 2006, 11:30 PM
Texplosion - a sudden invasion of Texans on the Bibleforums message board.

hockey


Kenneth
Psalm 139

SeattleSun
Jul 24th 2006, 11:48 PM
Chockey -- what you need to get into my candy stash.

Dandruff

KennethDCollins
Jul 25th 2006, 12:09 AM
Dandruff

:dunno:
Umm... O'Dandruff - A Scottish last name that fell out of use around the introduction of shampoo.

Cheese

SeattleSun
Jul 25th 2006, 06:45 PM
Echeese -- how Green Bay Packer Fans keep in touch.

oxymoron

luvinlife25
Jul 25th 2006, 06:53 PM
Ox-moron-someone uneducated on oxes.

Flabergasted

Theophilus
Jul 25th 2006, 07:02 PM
Flabergassed - flatulence caused by obesity


Amber

Trisagionist
Jul 25th 2006, 07:05 PM
labergasted: Past tense, the act of releasing gas while at work.

(I am at work and it took some time to post mine, as a result we have two. I will continue with AMBER)

Ambe: A prefix, attached to the start of other words to make reference to the area. I.E. Ambeflabergassed: The area is smelly due to flatulence caused by obesity.


Hobnob

GodsOwnFool
Jul 25th 2006, 07:23 PM
Hobnob

Hobsnob: To drink and socialize, but only with the rich, well to do, and upper crust of society.


Gloomy:

KennethDCollins
Jul 25th 2006, 07:41 PM
Glopomy - The study of glops.

Elephant


Kenneth
Psalm 139

GodsOwnFool
Jul 25th 2006, 07:47 PM
Elephant

Elechant: the art of very boisterous chanting through long wrinkly grey tubes


Twinkie

KennethDCollins
Jul 25th 2006, 07:49 PM
Twinklie - A sparkly, cream filled snack food.

Butter


Kenneth
Psalm 139

SeattleSun
Jul 25th 2006, 07:53 PM
Mutter -- a verb, when Mighty Mutt sends someone on a timeout, he's pulled a Mutter.

Bassoon

KennethDCollins
Jul 25th 2006, 08:09 PM
Brassoon - The impending need of a girl in puberty. :o (My lynching will begin at noon tomorrow)

Lovely


Kenneth
Psalm 139

Standing
Jul 25th 2006, 08:50 PM
Lobely - A adjective for people with oversized ear lobes. They are said to be very lobely.

Spicy

SeattleSun
Jul 25th 2006, 08:55 PM
Splicy -- an inferior movie quality, "the film is hard to watch, its splicy".

Motherboard

KennethDCollins
Jul 25th 2006, 08:58 PM
Motherbeard - A not-so-famous and short-lived Pirate.

Computer


Kenneth
Psalm 139

Trisagionist
Jul 25th 2006, 09:13 PM
Comfuter: One who takes part in the study of digital martial arts.

Colossal

Standing
Jul 25th 2006, 09:44 PM
Cowossal - Recent entry in the Elmer Fudd Dictionary - means very big.

Overhaul

KennethDCollins
Jul 25th 2006, 09:53 PM
Overpaul - Face it, she's moved on.:D

Testament


Kenneth
Psalm 139

Trisagionist
Jul 25th 2006, 10:03 PM
Restament: Noun, a large ment like object found in the men's restroom. :rofl:


Direction

SeattleSun
Jul 25th 2006, 10:13 PM
Birection -- When you're told to turn right or left at the next light.

Circular

KennethDCollins
Jul 25th 2006, 10:20 PM
Pircular - Southern slang for odd.

Locomotive


Kenneth
Psalm 139

Standing
Jul 25th 2006, 10:20 PM
Cincular - Math practice of multiplying/dividing/adding and subtracting by 5's.

Loco-motive - The politically correct insane defense term.

Busting

KennethDCollins
Jul 25th 2006, 10:42 PM
Busling - a really small bus.

Hamburger


Kenneth
Psalm 139

Trisagionist
Jul 25th 2006, 10:49 PM
Shamburger: noun, a burger made with beef substitutes.

Monumental

KennethDCollins
Jul 25th 2006, 10:53 PM
Monomental - Having one brain cell.

Repeat


Kenneth
Psalm 139

Standing
Jul 25th 2006, 10:56 PM
Monudental - Adjective used in describing your bill

Use Kenneth's

Repeat

Trisagionist
Jul 25th 2006, 11:13 PM
Refeat: Verb, to do the same heroic deed over again.


Marvelous

Standing
Jul 25th 2006, 11:24 PM
Marvelbus - What the justice league uses to go on camping trips.

Elongate

KennethDCollins
Jul 25th 2006, 11:24 PM
Mauvelous - An exceptionally beautiful grayish violet to an exceptionally beautiful reddish purple.
OOPS!
Belongate - To stretch out your membership.

Mississippi :D


Kenneth
Psalm 139

Standing
Jul 25th 2006, 11:42 PM
Mistissippi - Noun: The fog that gathers on the river in the early hours.

Linger

Trisagionist
Jul 25th 2006, 11:57 PM
Blinger: Noun, a member of the rap group style that contains a high amount of jewlery and other flashy materials.

Barnyard

KennethDCollins
Jul 26th 2006, 12:00 AM
Clinger - That one stubborn booger that won't shake off the end of your finger. :P
OOPS! Did it again.
Yarnyard - 37 inches

Catalog


Kenneth
Psalm 139

Trisagionist
Jul 26th 2006, 12:04 AM
Normally I dont respond this fast, but I couldn't help it.

Catlog: Noun, what you find in the litter box.

Washable

Standing
Jul 26th 2006, 12:18 AM
Catlog: Noun, what you find in the litter box.

:rofl: That's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!

KennethDCollins
Jul 26th 2006, 12:52 AM
Ashable - Adj. describing a clean ashtray.

Automobile


Kenneth
Psalm 139

Trisagionist
Jul 26th 2006, 01:01 AM
Automoobile: Noun, what cows drive.

Message

watchinginawe
Jul 26th 2006, 01:01 AM
Auntomobile - the car that your dad's sister owns.

database

Standing
Jul 26th 2006, 01:08 AM
databake - hacker slang for burning your hardrives as the FBI busts in.

eraser

KennethDCollins
Jul 26th 2006, 01:09 AM
Lessage - Opposite of Morage
Datavase - A place to keep digital flowers.
Deraser - to trace over something previously erased

arachnid


Kenneth
Psalm 139

Trisagionist
Jul 26th 2006, 01:29 AM
Atrachnid: Noun, someone who uses their looks to attrach others into relationships only to suck all the money out of them.

Discovery

GodsOwnFool
Jul 26th 2006, 01:13 PM
Discovery

discovern: The stage name of my sister's ex-boyfriend who used to spin vinyl at the local club.
http://www.smilieland.com/graphics3/discobal.gif

computer

KennethDCollins
Jul 26th 2006, 03:50 PM
Momputer - A frilly laptop that no one else is allowed to touch.

Chicago

SeattleSun
Jul 26th 2006, 09:07 PM
Chic~ag -- the hottest new fashion trend, using farming overalls.

Jukebox

KennethDCollins
Jul 26th 2006, 09:15 PM
Take your pick

Jukeboy - Nickname given to a gifted high school running back
Nukebox - Bomb shelter
Pukebox - wooden container hung at the end of the bar

Atlanta

SeattleSun
Jul 26th 2006, 10:35 PM
Antlanta -- the capitol of the southern ant world.

Dromedary

KennethDCollins
Jul 26th 2006, 10:42 PM
Dromediary - A journal for camels.

Washington

watchinginawe
Jul 27th 2006, 01:57 AM
Washingtown - a place where there is a lot of dirty laundry

nuclear

SeattleSun
Jul 27th 2006, 02:08 AM
Nulear -- a controversial new sitcom from the man who brought us Archie Bunker.

Fortification

DaveS
Jul 27th 2006, 02:25 AM
Fornification - Extramatrimonifical sexuamal relashkins.

league

KennethDCollins
Jul 27th 2006, 02:57 AM
Fleague - A team of itty bitty insects.


Cross

Trisagionist
Jul 27th 2006, 05:39 AM
Fross: Noun, another name for icy breath.

Click

SeattleSun
Jul 27th 2006, 01:45 PM
Mclick -- how you enjoy your Mickey D's ice cream cone.

Motorcycle

GodsOwnFool
Jul 27th 2006, 02:18 PM
Motorcycle

Mothorcycle: A two wheeled gas powered vehicle that is ridden by former caterpillars

Bubble

Trisagionist
Jul 27th 2006, 04:06 PM
Bumbble: Verb, term given to the listless walk of the homeless.


Familiar

luvinlife25
Jul 27th 2006, 04:53 PM
famyliar~the lying black sheep in the family.



Hodgepodge

Trisagionist
Jul 27th 2006, 05:51 PM
Hodgedodge: Noun, name given to the make and modle of Mc Gyver's car.

Congress

SeattleSun
Jul 27th 2006, 06:10 PM
Congeress -- an eel that wears a frilly dress and pretty pink lipstick.

Ambiguous

Theophilus
Jul 27th 2006, 06:19 PM
Ambiguous

Dambiguous - adjective, used to describe large structures capable of holding back immense amounts of water.

"Have you seen the Hoover? It's dambiguous!"

(Careful where you say this...it could be misconstrued :lol: )


Misconstrue

KennethDCollins
Jul 27th 2006, 07:45 PM
Missconstrue - Daughter of Mr. Construe

Egomaniac

Trisagionist
Jul 27th 2006, 07:57 PM
Legomaniac: Noun, term given to a criminal who is obsessed with legos and insists on leaving them as his calling card.

Foresoothe

Theophilus
Jul 27th 2006, 08:27 PM
Foretoothe - the tooth that gets knocked out during golfing when you fail to duck as someone shouts "Fore!"

laughable

KennethDCollins
Jul 27th 2006, 08:39 PM
Faughable - From the root word faugh, something deserving an exclamation of contempt, disgust, or abhorrence.

Spaghetti

Theophilus
Jul 27th 2006, 08:40 PM
Shaghetti - a new Italian hairstyle incorporating pasta

merciful

KennethDCollins
Jul 27th 2006, 10:26 PM
erciful - Word Jumble for lucifer

Karate

Trisagionist
Jul 27th 2006, 10:37 PM
Kalate: Noun, a refreshing coffee-style drink for martial artist

Management

SeattleSun
Jul 27th 2006, 10:53 PM
Canagement -- Sorting recyclables.

Midnight

Trisagionist
Jul 28th 2006, 02:27 AM
MidKnight: Noun, position between Squire and Knight, you still don't get to wear the really cool armor.

Target

karenmot
Jul 28th 2006, 02:30 AM
Brassoon - The impending need of a girl in puberty. :o (My lynching will begin at noon tomorrow)




Kenneth
Psalm 139



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

karenmot
Jul 28th 2006, 02:38 AM
Dambiguous - adjective, used to describe large structures capable of holding back immense amounts of water.

"Have you seen the Hoover? It's dambiguous!"

(Careful where you say this...it could be misconstrued :lol: )


Misconstrue



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

karenmot
Jul 28th 2006, 02:46 AM
Target -- Carget





What you do when you walk out to the parking lot after shopping at Wal Mart.












Bomber

Trisagionist
Jul 28th 2006, 02:51 AM
Bombet: (Bomb'A) Noun, fantsy name for an outhouse.

Sleeve

KennethDCollins
Jul 28th 2006, 02:48 PM
Asleeve - the arm part of your shirt, duh:rolleyes:

Porcupine

Trisagionist
Jul 28th 2006, 05:11 PM
Porclupine: Noun, a lycanthrope that changes from a porcupine to a wolf under a full moon.

Opposite

SeattleSun
Jul 28th 2006, 05:52 PM
Popposite -- When dear old dad lays down the law.

Fireplug

Standing
Jul 28th 2006, 07:23 PM
Fireslug - A breed of slug native to the Texas prairie. Known for it's stinging bite.

Calibre

SeattleSun
Jul 28th 2006, 09:08 PM
That's scary, but at least you could outrun them!

Cavlibre -- Free tickets for Cleveland's NBA team for all Hispanic fans.

Husband

Trisagionist
Jul 28th 2006, 09:35 PM
Hushband: Noun, a band designed to fit safely around the heads and mouths of screaming children in the theater.

swamp

KennethDCollins
Jul 28th 2006, 10:47 PM
Stwamp - ... "Not a clue. Hey George, who put stwamp in the dictionary? Typo? Beth, you been at the brew again?"

Reckless

Standing
Jul 28th 2006, 10:47 PM
Swump - noun: past tense of swim used in many southern states.

"He done swump through the river, we'll never catch him now!"

Reckess - noun: a big ado, noise, etc. Again used in the deep, deep south.

"What's all the reckess in here?"

Honeydew

SeattleSun
Jul 28th 2006, 11:14 PM
Moneydew -- The morning moisture on the cash that grows on trees.

Minimum

KennethDCollins
Jul 28th 2006, 11:32 PM
Minimom - Superhero name for a midget mother.

Orange

karenmot
Jul 29th 2006, 04:32 AM
Norange -- lacking a stove








cellulite

Trisagionist
Jul 29th 2006, 06:08 AM
Cellplite: Noun, a perilous state of being that criminals pray to be free from.

Phase

SeattleSun
Jul 29th 2006, 09:57 PM
Phare -- what close friends of an ancient Egyptian king called him.

Apartment

disiple56
Jul 30th 2006, 02:53 AM
Aspartment-- Living quarters for a snake.

cardiac

SeattleSun
Jul 30th 2006, 03:44 PM
Cadiac -- a knockoff luxury car.

Shoebox

Trisagionist
Jul 30th 2006, 04:28 PM
Shoetox: Noun, poisonous and smelly fumes that waft out of shoes.

Racecar

SeattleSun
Jul 31st 2006, 12:41 AM
Racechar -- the result of a NASCAR crash :cry: (but the drivers are safe! :D )

Bilateral

Trisagionist
Jul 31st 2006, 03:07 AM
Bilatieral: Noun, period in which subjects are ruled by anyone named Bill.

Nachos

MercurianLover13
Jul 31st 2006, 05:33 AM
Machos- noun: men commonly referenced in a village peoples song.

Libertine

karenmot
Jul 31st 2006, 05:36 AM
Livertine -- prong of a fork used to eat liver.





Record

MercurianLover13
Jul 31st 2006, 05:40 AM
Ecord: virtual rope

children

SeattleSun
Jul 31st 2006, 05:33 PM
Chitldren -- Little baby chitlins. (What are those anyway?)

Majority

Standing
Jul 31st 2006, 05:36 PM
Mabority - Slang, noun - meaning this is a major bore. This is such a mabority!

Animal

Trisagionist
Jul 31st 2006, 06:11 PM
Animall: Noun, a entire mall catering to pets and pet needs.

Garbage

GodsOwnFool
Jul 31st 2006, 07:17 PM
Garbage

Barbage: Trash consisting mostly of cigarette butts, beer bottles and chicken wing bones!


Celebration

MercurianLover13
Jul 31st 2006, 07:38 PM
Chitldren -- Little baby chitlins. (What are those anyway?)

Majority

chitlins are fried intestinal lining of pigs...FYI

Telebration: an event where people gather and make merry about a TV.

Tranquility

SeattleSun
Jul 31st 2006, 10:59 PM
Franquility -- What my friend Frances has after meditating.

Jackrabbit

Trisagionist
Jul 31st 2006, 11:02 PM
Jackhabbit: Verb, what compulsive habit-natured people have when they compulsively steal others habits.

Caliber

SeattleSun
Aug 1st 2006, 03:39 PM
Calmiber -- A little gizmo to help tense people de-stress.

Microwave

Theophilus
Aug 1st 2006, 03:49 PM
Microwage - noun, the amount most people seem to earn when it's time to pay bills


Salvage

Trisagionist
Aug 1st 2006, 04:46 PM
Balvage: Noun (state of being), When your stomache is upset.

Further

Theophilus
Aug 1st 2006, 04:49 PM
furter - noun, slang term for a processed meat product commonly eaten in a bun; aka, weenie.


calliope

Trisagionist
Aug 1st 2006, 08:23 PM
Calliape: Noun, name given to the offspring of genetic testing creature that was a cross breed between a dog and an ape.

Refreshment

Theophilus
Aug 1st 2006, 08:33 PM
refreshmeat - verb, a process whereby spoiled meat is made "okay" by putting it in the microwave, or covering it with copious amounts of any spicy condiment. Usually only done by males of the human species, especially college students and bachelors.

lunatic

Standing
Aug 1st 2006, 08:37 PM
Lunatick - blood sucking parasite that was found on Neil Armstrong after returning from the moon.

MOON that spells moon.

Village

Trisagionist
Aug 1st 2006, 08:54 PM
Millage: Verb, The type of walk given to a group of homeless people.

Mandatory

Standing
Aug 1st 2006, 09:10 PM
Manatory - Noun, Place to store men.

Musical

SeattleSun
Aug 1st 2006, 11:05 PM
Mushical -- an overly sentimental play, with singing.

Moonshine

MercurianLover13
Aug 1st 2006, 11:43 PM
Toonshine: that little whit square animators draw either on the hair or on the nose to make one think that the character is shiny.


Backpack

SeattleSun
Aug 2nd 2006, 02:32 AM
Blackpack -- what Goth people carry on a day hike.

Assassin

GodsOwnFool
Aug 2nd 2006, 12:09 PM
Assassin

Bassassin: A fish hitman working for the underwater mob.

Mustache

Theophilus
Aug 2nd 2006, 12:21 PM
mistache - noun, the pain in your joints caused by a cold and misty day

vegetable

GodsOwnFool
Aug 2nd 2006, 12:47 PM
vegetable

Vegefable: Tall tales spun at bedtime by Papa Tubers to their small tater tots.


Library

Theophilus
Aug 2nd 2006, 01:01 PM
Fibrary - adjective, describing someone who hardly ever lies.

botulism

GodsOwnFool
Aug 2nd 2006, 01:31 PM
botulisp: rare speech impediment contracted after eating spoiled food.

Polar

SeattleSun
Aug 2nd 2006, 03:26 PM
Polair -- the home of Winnie the Po, a distant relative of the more famous Winnie.

Monument

Theophilus
Aug 2nd 2006, 03:41 PM
monutent - adjective, describing a person who is content being alone


caustic

SeattleSun
Aug 2nd 2006, 09:59 PM
Faustic - someone who has memorized Goethe's book.

Splendid

Trisagionist
Aug 2nd 2006, 10:17 PM
Spendid: Verb, redneck term for Spent.

Factory

Standing
Aug 3rd 2006, 09:50 PM
Fastory - Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after.

Private

SeattleSun
Aug 3rd 2006, 10:14 PM
Pridate -- Pri, from the Greek meaning beloved, in other words, love the one you're with.

Terrier

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 12:41 AM
Ferrier: Noun, one who takes people back and forth.

Contact

SeattleSun
Aug 4th 2006, 03:39 PM
Contract -- A minimum security jail consisting of little cottages instead of cells.

Mumbling

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 04:47 PM
Mombling: Verb, when you suddenly catch yourself say things your mother use to say to you.

Urgent

Standing
Aug 4th 2006, 04:53 PM
Urgenu - noun, one of the many moons orbiting Pluto

orbit

SeattleSun
Aug 4th 2006, 08:56 PM
Orebit -- an unsuccessful mining production.

Dangerous

kasanm
Aug 4th 2006, 09:22 PM
Rangerous - wide open spaces

Octave

Trisagionist
Aug 4th 2006, 09:36 PM
Boctave: Noun, what range chickens sing in.


Crooked

Standing
Aug 4th 2006, 09:40 PM
Rooked - Redneck chess term for taking a piece with the rook. He rooked me.

Range

Trisagionist
Aug 5th 2006, 04:20 AM
Crange: Verb, the act of craneing your neck to see over the obsticle your cringing behind to see if it's still headed your way.


Pharmaceuticals

SeattleSun
Aug 5th 2006, 03:58 PM
Tharmaceuticals -- Hey ya'll! I got ma druuugs!

Therapy

Standing
Aug 5th 2006, 09:18 PM
Therpy - Toddle-speak for frozen icee drink found at local convenience stores. "Mama, I want therpy!"

Frozen

Trisagionist
Aug 5th 2006, 09:25 PM
Frohen: Noun, 70's hens with fluffy feathers.

Pencil

SeattleSun
Aug 5th 2006, 09:25 PM
Spencil -- A state between "special" and "silly".

Balloon

Trisagionist
Aug 5th 2006, 09:26 PM
LOL, Sun and I did it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOO HOOO

Trisagionist
Aug 5th 2006, 09:27 PM
Bailoon: Noun, a new breed of bird found with an enormous lower bill in which is scoops up water and fish.

LOL, Sun you rock!!!!!! LOL

Rumor

SeattleSun
Aug 5th 2006, 09:27 PM
I fixed it!!! But my definition stinks!!! :lol:

Trisagionist
Aug 5th 2006, 09:28 PM
Your other was fine...I was fixing it too...AT THE SAME TIME :rofl:

SeattleSun
Aug 5th 2006, 09:30 PM
Rumbor -- The universal master of the Latin dance.

Inkjet

SeattleSun
Aug 5th 2006, 09:31 PM
Your other was fine...I was fixing it too...AT THE SAME TIME :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I was just gonna leave!

Trisagionist
Aug 7th 2006, 06:41 PM
Sinkjet: Noun, a newly developed jet capable of takeing off and landing in the sea.

Colorful

Theophilus
Aug 7th 2006, 06:56 PM
colonful - adj, describing what you are when you're in dire need of an enema

cantankerous

Trisagionist
Aug 7th 2006, 07:01 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

SeattleSun
Aug 7th 2006, 09:38 PM
Santankerous -- How store Santas feel on Christmas Eve.

Soybean

Trisagionist
Aug 7th 2006, 10:09 PM
Soyjean: Noun, a new animal friendly product used to make jeans.

Brochure

SeattleSun
Aug 7th 2006, 10:57 PM
Brochurl -- When your male sibling is a jerk.

Laboratory

kasanm
Aug 7th 2006, 11:45 PM
Caboratory - a place where they take taxis and perform wierd experiments on them.

Radiator

KennethDCollins
Aug 8th 2006, 03:08 AM
Radioator - water-powered radio

Balogna

Trisagionist
Aug 8th 2006, 04:20 AM
Batogna: Noun, When man had almost slaughtered all other forms of meat produce they turned to the last thing left. Since bats had lived in caves and only flew out at night, they had remained relatively safe from man. Thus, with a large number of bats, the government saw fit to introduce Batogna or: thinly sliced cuts of bat meat.

radioactive

SeattleSun
Aug 8th 2006, 03:32 PM
Dadioactive -- people working to bring back the beatnik culture.

Download

Theophilus
Aug 8th 2006, 03:37 PM
Downgoad - verb, to continually insult an individual, with the intent of angering them.

elastic

Trisagionist
Aug 8th 2006, 04:03 PM
Gelastic: Noun, a new band found at the top of underwear that is made up of an elastic band containing a tube with a gel substance to help cool the wearer when it has been properly frozen.

Smoke

MercurianLover13
Aug 8th 2006, 08:54 PM
Smote: The "special" key microsoft puts on the keyboard for God.

Atlas

SeattleSun
Aug 8th 2006, 09:47 PM
:rofl:

LAtlas -- comprehensive guide for Los Angeles roads.

Invoice

Trisagionist
Aug 8th 2006, 09:50 PM
Ginvoice: Noun, offical name given to drunk talk.


Landmark

SeattleSun
Aug 8th 2006, 10:49 PM
Landpark -- Short visit to an airfield for lunch.

expressway

kasanm
Aug 9th 2006, 01:14 AM
expressday - what we wish for when the day isn't going so well.

perturbed

SeattleSun
Aug 9th 2006, 02:43 PM
Perturboed -- Annoyance when the car next to you at the stop light is faster than your's.

Mustache

Theophilus
Aug 9th 2006, 03:09 PM
Perturboed -- Annoyance when the car next to you at the stop light is faster than your's.



I'm jealous...I thought of perturboed, but I couldn't come up with a definition. I bow to your superior mental prowess.

Mustache

Dustache - noun, the pain you get in your wrist (similiar to carpal tunnel) from constant dusting.

GodsOwnFool
Aug 9th 2006, 03:19 PM
Hey Theo -- where's our new word? :confused

Theophilus
Aug 9th 2006, 03:29 PM
Hey Theo -- where's our new word? :confused

"...what kind of fool am I?..." :lol:

Sorry, GOF...slipping in my advanced years.

gingivitis

SeattleSun
Aug 9th 2006, 03:57 PM
Bingivitis -- Painful dental affliction when you hear the song "White Christmas".

Intoxication

GodsOwnFool
Aug 9th 2006, 04:50 PM
Inboxication - The state of slurring your words, stumbling around and pretty much making a fool of yourself whenever you are near cardboard boxes.

Antarctica

Theophilus
Aug 9th 2006, 05:15 PM
Pantarctica - The sensation experienced when you're bent over to make a snowball, and someone exploits your exposed flesh by forcing snow down your pants.

crabgrass

SeattleSun
Aug 9th 2006, 09:28 PM
I have such a good one, but I'd get sent to the cooler. :D So ....


Crabgrasp -- OWWWWW!!! LET GO!!!!

Thimble

Trisagionist
Aug 10th 2006, 03:12 AM
Shimble: Verb, that slow, closer-to-you movement made by someone who likes you and wants to talk to you.


Explore

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 04:13 AM
ex lore - Unprovable stories about a former spouse

genuine

Theophilus
Aug 10th 2006, 12:48 PM
Genurine - noun, trade name for synthetic urine, used for people who imbibe in illegal drugs, and need to pass a drug screen.

squash

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 02:19 PM
squashy - synonym of squashable

giant

Theophilus
Aug 10th 2006, 02:40 PM
gigant - an ant 1 billion times larger than the normal ant

flame

literaryjoe
Aug 10th 2006, 02:45 PM
flameade - newest flavor of Gatorade, inspired by Atomic Fire Balls...hope you like cinnamon

variegated

Theophilus
Aug 10th 2006, 02:50 PM
variegoated - having a multitude of goats, of many different breeds

spackle

SeattleSun
Aug 10th 2006, 02:54 PM
Fariegated -- An army of Tinkerbells guarding your home.

Sinful

Theo beat me! LOL!

Slackle -- What a 20-something idler does when not meeting expectations.

Sinful

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 02:58 PM
Spackale - A menu item at the new Home Depot Bar and Grille

Sunful - SeattleSun's logo

Enormous

Theophilus
Aug 10th 2006, 02:59 PM
Fariegated -- An army of Tinkerbells guarding your home.

Sinful

Theo beat me! LOL!

...but I like yours better.


Slackle -- What a 20-something idler does when not meeting expectations.

Sinful

pinful - What the leader of the Cennobites is (obscure reference to a Clive Barker movie....sorry.)

procrastinate

GodsOwnFool
Aug 10th 2006, 03:55 PM
brocrastinate: When your lazy brother says he'll mow the lawn but waits until your lawn looks like the Amazon rain forest.

electricity

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 04:00 PM
Selectricity - energy one feels from making a good decision.

No one responded to my word above - Enormous

Theophilus
Aug 10th 2006, 04:04 PM
enormouse - a very large rodent

treehouse

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 04:07 PM
enormouse - a very large rodent

treehouse

treemouse - a very small rodent:)


Underwear

Trisagionist
Aug 10th 2006, 04:15 PM
Lenourmous: Adj., When someone hears Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

((Being at work and doing somethings is rough))

Sunderwear: Noun, garments worn under pants and before the underwear incase you split your jeans.



Scripted

Theophilus
Aug 10th 2006, 04:20 PM
treemouse - a very small rodent:)

Boo!

;)



underwear

bunderwear - underwear designed to lift and separate the bun cheeks.


(Ewww...I can't believe I typed that.)

Theophilus
Aug 10th 2006, 04:22 PM
Lenourmous: Adj., When someone hears Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

((Being at work and doing somethings is rough))

Sunderwear: Noun, garments worn under pants and before the underwear incase you split your jeans.



Scripted

Mmm...great Poe allusion.

Scripted

scrapted - to scrape something off, typically used by small children.

bandsaw

literaryjoe
Aug 10th 2006, 04:45 PM
blandsaw - a dull and uninteresting tool for cutting

Lollard

Trisagionist
Aug 10th 2006, 04:49 PM
Slollard: Noun, the ONE child that always seems to get dirtier than all the others. Commonly yours.

Schedule

Theophilus
Aug 10th 2006, 04:50 PM
follard - slang, meaning to have followed someone or something. Typ. used by folks in Appalachia (i.e., hillbillies)

totalitarian

Theophilus
Aug 10th 2006, 04:51 PM
Slollard: Noun, the ONE child that always seems to get dirtier than all the others. Commonly yours.

Schedule

shedule - noun, the timeline used in erecting a small outbuilding, e.g., a shed.

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 05:11 PM
Totalitalian - mafia government

Bewilder

Theophilus
Aug 10th 2006, 05:19 PM
dewilder - to slip in wet grass, causing a concussion and subsequent confusion

transfusion

Trisagionist
Aug 10th 2006, 05:20 PM
Transtusion: Noun, when an accident victum has an "injury" and it suddenly changes places on the body depending on who is around.

supervisor

Theophilus
Aug 10th 2006, 05:22 PM
soupervisor - headgear worn by people making soup, to prevent steam burns to the forehead

catharsis

SeattleSun
Aug 10th 2006, 05:25 PM
supervisor



transfusion

Oooh, my first multi-quote!

Suppervisor -- headgear for very messy cooks.

Fransfusion -- a new subatomic theory by a physicist named Fran.

Belittle

SeattleSun
Aug 10th 2006, 05:25 PM
Everyone's posting at the same time! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

SeattleSun
Aug 10th 2006, 05:28 PM
Matharsis -- A serious brain injury incurred when trying to figure out when two trains will arrive in St. Louis, based on the age of your mother when you were born.

Clumsy

Theophilus
Aug 10th 2006, 05:31 PM
Belittle

bevittle - verb, to steal someone's food




Clumsy

clamsy - adj, having sweaty palms


contact

2nd multi-quote man here...

SeattleSun
Aug 10th 2006, 05:58 PM
Conpact -- An agreement among prisoners to carry out an escape plan.

Macaroni

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 06:30 PM
Maharoni - a small pasta eaten by a king or prince in India

squirrel

Trisagionist
Aug 10th 2006, 06:35 PM
spuirrel: Verb, name given to the action of a not so good spiral.

Ocean

SeattleSun
Aug 10th 2006, 08:24 PM
O'Bean -- An Irish hybrid of limas.

Database

Theophilus
Aug 10th 2006, 08:28 PM
Databuse - noun, manipulation of data to favor your conclusion

separate

Trisagionist
Aug 10th 2006, 09:25 PM
Heparate: Noun, a number found on the Heparater to tell you how well your hepafilter is working.


cheeseburger

KennethDCollins
Aug 10th 2006, 09:52 PM
Cleeseburger - a beef sandwich named after the comedian known for his roles in...
http://re2.mm-c1.yimg.com/image/1358416058 (http://msxml.excite.com/info.xcite/clickit/search?r_aid=79AE5F5AA7C84A3E9BD6BCC61D4ED550&r_eop=3&r_sacop=3&r_spf=0&r_cop=main-title&r_snpp=3&r_spp=3&qqn=df_vdaj%3D&r_coid=372380&rawto=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/2732075.stm)
Fawlty Towers,
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Monty Python,
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James Bond, and
http://re2.mm-c1.yimg.com/image/1237207930 (http://msxml.excite.com/info.xcite/clickit/search?r_aid=875552F8BBE24B9094E7BCC6CA818470&r_eop=6&r_sacop=6&r_spf=0&r_cop=main-title&r_snpp=6&r_spp=3&qqn=Q%26z8%24D7m&r_coid=372380&rawto=http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0%2C12589%2C1249907%2C00.html)
Shrek 2.




Enigmatic

SeattleSun
Aug 11th 2006, 02:40 AM
Enigomatic -- An online test (albeit badly spelled) that tells you that you're "not all that".

Dictionary

Trisagionist
Aug 11th 2006, 02:52 AM
Hictionary: Noun, a guide to red neck lingo.

Solution

KennethDCollins
Aug 11th 2006, 03:50 AM
Salution - the act of saluting

Cricket

14390876
Aug 11th 2006, 11:16 AM
tricket- a fine you get for being too gullable

Illusion

KennethDCollins
Aug 11th 2006, 02:10 PM
Killusion - A faked murder, normally performed by magicians and government agents protecting federal witnesses.

Mafia

14390876
Aug 11th 2006, 02:38 PM
Mofia- A rare disease charectarised by the apearance of blue spots on the victim's nose

Picture

SeattleSun
Aug 11th 2006, 03:02 PM
Picturn -- leafing through the pages of a photo album.

Tweeter

14390876
Aug 11th 2006, 03:04 PM
Sweeter-more than sweet

Orange

Trisagionist
Aug 11th 2006, 04:09 PM
Orane: Noun, yet another part that costs 15 cents, but when missing or broken will cost you hundreds on your car.


Runaway

KennethDCollins
Aug 11th 2006, 04:26 PM
Tunaway - Underwater street that runs between the Holy Mackerel Church and Dolphin Elementary School.

Guitar

SeattleSun
Aug 11th 2006, 10:31 PM
Guitarm -- A string instrument played with your elbow.

Welcome

14390876
Aug 12th 2006, 09:41 AM
Welcomp-A hospital for computers


Stagger

SeattleSun
Aug 12th 2006, 03:06 PM
St.Bagger -- the patron saint of grocery clerks.

Mistake

Trisagionist
Aug 12th 2006, 05:21 PM
Mislake: Noun, a body water that either gets missed a lot or is unmarried.


Entertaining

SeattleSun
Aug 12th 2006, 05:53 PM
Entertraining -- Lessons in the proper way to come into a room.

Defendent

KennethDCollins
Aug 12th 2006, 10:54 PM
Def Pendent - Bling

Antisocial

SeattleSun
Aug 12th 2006, 11:06 PM
Auntisocial -- a get together for new aunts, with ice cream!

Prosper

KennethDCollins
Aug 12th 2006, 11:26 PM
pro aper - professional impressionist

Junior

14390876
Aug 13th 2006, 11:24 AM
Lunior- A person specialising in training people to be come lunatics

Baby

Trisagionist
Aug 13th 2006, 04:58 PM
Naby: Adj, used to describe the act of theft or someone who steals. I.E. Hold on to your stuff, Bob is aweful naby sometimes.


enjoy

SeattleSun
Aug 13th 2006, 08:57 PM
Yenjoy -- What you feel when your FX trade goes your way.

Rebate

KennethDCollins
Aug 14th 2006, 05:35 AM
Rebater - professional couponist. (That's it. I'm waaaaay too tired to be playing this game)

Singapore

14390876
Aug 14th 2006, 11:26 AM
Sing-a'-poor- Somebody who can't sing

Denmark

Trisagionist
Aug 14th 2006, 05:18 PM
Penmark: Noun, sign or icon used for people who can not read or write.

Stalwart

Theophilus
Aug 14th 2006, 05:23 PM
Starwart - an early George Lucas film that failed miserably at the box office. The movie pitted hero Compowned Dubulewe against...well, never mind.

Porkchop

SeattleSun
Aug 14th 2006, 06:16 PM
Perkchop -- When your benefits are cut so your employer can save money.

Fictional

Trisagionist
Aug 14th 2006, 07:37 PM
Hictional: Adj, anything hics do not believe in. I.E: Revalv'n durs is hictional.


Telescope

SeattleSun
Aug 14th 2006, 08:27 PM
Talescope -- A device for measuring the audacity of your kids' fibs.

Brimstone

KennethDCollins
Aug 15th 2006, 05:58 PM
Trimstone - a sharp rock men in the early days of the Bible used to clean up their beards.

Avenue

GodsOwnFool
Aug 15th 2006, 06:26 PM
Lavenue - A street lined with nothing but porta-potties.


Dandelion

SeattleSun
Aug 15th 2006, 06:38 PM
Dan de Lyon -- How you introduce your French friend.

Microsoft :mad:

Theophilus
Aug 15th 2006, 06:44 PM
Microsofa - noun, a piece of furniture used by very small people

trombone

KennethDCollins
Aug 15th 2006, 07:02 PM
Trimstone - a sharp rock men in the early days of the Bible used to clean up their beards.

trombone

Trimbone - an earlier version of the trimstone.

Education

Theophilus
Aug 15th 2006, 07:21 PM
Educkation - online correspondense courses for aquatic fowl

potential

KennethDCollins
Aug 15th 2006, 10:22 PM
potent dial - a new bar of soap that washes the color right off of you.

Liverwurst

SeattleSun
Aug 15th 2006, 10:26 PM
Trimbone! :rofl:

Liverburst -- A serious medical condition. (DUH)

Whirlpool

KennethDCollins
Aug 15th 2006, 10:31 PM
Whirlypool - small spa made for kids.

Antiseptic

SeattleSun
Aug 15th 2006, 11:28 PM
Antipeptic -- People with terrible school spirit.

Malediction

KennethDCollins
Aug 15th 2006, 11:32 PM
palediction - the calling down of whiteness; cursing one with poor dancing ability

Australia

Standing
Aug 16th 2006, 12:47 AM
Austravia - Where Count Dundee lives.

Mensa