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  • Two Atheists Were Arguing. So Who Won The Argument?

    I wrote the story below to poke fun at Atheists whose gods are Their Own Selves,
    Empiricism, Rationalism, Secularism, Logic, Science, and what THEY claim is
    Rational Argumentation.

    Its a dumb story but it does make a serious point.

    So relax, read my short crazy story, and have a little harmless fun.

    _____________

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    A Very Short Story About John And Bob and Tom.

    by JAG

    There are two atheists that are having an argument over contradictory propositions.

    John Atheist and Bob Atheist.

    They are having a private debate in their own thread.

    They are now on page 40 in the thread and they are not writing short posts,
    but long drawn out lengthy screeds.

    They both claim victory and claim that they have established a high degree of
    Probability that their position is the correct one, and that their opponent's
    position is incorrect.

    I have utterly defeated you says John. My arguments stand at a 90% Probability
    of certainty and your arguments stand only at a 40% Probability of certainty and
    here are my reasons to support what I say.

    No, all that is incorrect replies Bob. My arguments stand at a 90% Probability of
    certainty and your arguments only at a 40% Probability of certainty and here
    are my reasons to support what I say.

    _____________


    The two atheists, John and Bob, decide to meet in Real World and continue
    their arguments.

    They do this and they continue to argue back and forth for 10 days until they
    are near exhaustion.

    Neither John or Bob will budge an inch.

    How can we settle this, asks John.

    Bob replies, let's go to the academic community and let them decide.

    You mean we take a Majority Vote within the academic community?

    Well no, replies John that would ruin our scholarly reputations and we'd
    be howled out of the room because everybody knows that taking a
    Majority Vote can not settle who has won an argument. So my Ph.D's
    against your Ph.D's is not a very smart plan.

    By the way Bob, again I have won and you have lost this argument.

    No John, again you have lost and I have won this argument.

    I know how we can settle this, said Bob, we can go and put our case
    before this organization:

    The International World Authority That Has The Power To Decide Who
    Has, Or Has Not, Presented The Most Plausible Arguments.

    That's a great idea replied John, but where are they located?

    I don't know said Bob, lets ask Tom where we can find them.

    So they asked Tom, but Tom said Listen fellas there is no such
    organization in the world as that, and you both should know this.

    John and Bob both said well okay Tom, I guess you are right about
    that, but what in the world are we going to do now?

    How can we settle who has won this argument with the highest
    degree of Plausibility?

    I know how we can settle it, said John. We can let Tom settle it.

    Okay said Bob, we will let Tom settle this.

    Okay Tom, which one of us has won this argument?

    Tom replied I declare that John has won this argument with the
    highest degree of Plausibility. I declare that John has won and
    that Bob has lost.

    And so it came to pass that it was forever settled by Tom. John
    had won, and Bob had lost.

    Ahh victory is sweet said John. I love it when I win and can know
    for certain that I have won.

    The End.

    LOL

    _______


    Yeah, I told you it was a dumb story, but it did make a few serious
    points if you stop and think about it seriously.

    The takeaway point, in case you missed it, is that Atheists are
    not as smart as they think they are.







    ``

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    Nobody wins ever when they don’t believe in God. People need faith and bible study in their life.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Donpreece View Post

      Nobody wins ever when they don’t believe in God. People need faith and bible study in their life.

      So true.

      That's why I wrote the following as my introductory paragraph:

      JAG Wrote:
      "I wrote the story below to poke fun at Atheists whose gods are Their Own Selves,
      Empiricism, Rationalism, Secularism, Logic, Science, and what THEY claim is
      Rational Argumentation."___JAG

      Best.

      JAG


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