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  • Why Men don't Write Advice Columns

    I found this on another Forum, I'd put a link but I can't find a link to an entirely "clean site"

    Pretty funny, made me LOL.

    Dear Walter :
    I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadnít gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husbandís help. When I got home I couldnít believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34 , and we have been married for twelve years.

    When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He wonít go to counseling and Iím afraid I canít get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

    Sincerely,
    Anne


    Dear Anne:
    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

    I hope this helps.
    -Walter
    When a Gentile asked Hillel to teach him the entire Torah while he stood on one foot, Hillel replied, "What you dislike don't do to others-this is the whole Torah, the rest is commentary. Go and learn."


    "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. "
    - Mark Twain

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    Yeah, I get peaved when people bash men for such things. That's how I see it, anyway.

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    • #3
      I've heard that one before, only with the wife coming back to find her husband wearing her undergarments instead of having an affair.
      We long to be known and we fear it like nothing else.
      Most people live with subtle dread that one day,
      they will be discovered for who they really are,
      and the world will be appalled.
      - Curtis, Brent and John Eldredge,
      The Sacred Romance: Drawing Closer to the Heart of God


      The joy is not in hiding, the joy is in being found.
      - David Terry

      My Testimony

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      • #4
        Sounds more to me like the coil when out, possibly burn a hole in the distributor cap. Can someone find out what motor this is?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Buck shot View Post
          Sounds more to me like the coil when out, possibly burn a hole in the distributor cap. Can someone find out what motor this is?
          To me first thing I thought was "Ain't got no gas in it" (said in best SlingBlade voice).

          WDJD - what DID Jesus do

          He died on a cross for our sin and rose from the dead,
          securing, for all who believe, eternal life and forgiveness of sin

          Toolman

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          • #6
            dude i just rented sling blade, watching tommorow night!!!

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            • #7
              lololol i just read this and buckshot you have me cracking up , thanks i needed that

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              • #8
                I'm at work at the moment, and that made me laugh!
                Jesus Christ....who do you say He is?


                Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world. 1 John 4:1

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