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    HA HA Going Home today HA



    The computer has been saying all week today is the day of the Rapture.......

    Who would know ??????????

    I sure would love to go home..................


    I guess we are all still here..........!!!!
    Eph. 2:8
    For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
    9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

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    Re: HA HA Going Home today HA

    Pretty sure I saw one of the neighbors floating up, so I guess we're the wicked left behind...
    "For a small moment have I forsaken you, and with great mercy will I gather you.With a little wrath did I hide My countenance for a moment from you, and with everlasting kindness will I have compassion on you," said your Redeemer, the Lord."..."For the mountains shall depart and the hills totter, but My kindness shall not depart from you, neither shall the covenant of My peace totter," says the Lord, Who has compassion on you.

    Isaiah 54

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    Nope not me........ And I sure want to go home............ Every thing has changed so much since I was Young......
    Eph. 2:8
    For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
    9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grams View Post
    Every thing has changed so much since I was Young......
    Yep. That's what normally happens.
    9 Let us not lose heart in doing good, for in due time we will reap if we do not grow weary. 10 So then, while we have opportunity, let us do good to all people, and especially to those who are of the household of the faith. - Galatians 6:9-10 NASB

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    Well, it was wrong as we thought................ I' m still here !!!!! and I still want to go home..........!
    Eph. 2:8
    For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
    9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

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    I wonder how long it will take for the one who started rumor of the rapture happening to "recalculate" and issue another warning?

    It will happen when it happens ... what more important is how we occupy our time until then.
    "He's wild, you know. Not like a tame lion."
    C.S. Lewis, "The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe."

    "Oh, but sometimes the sun stays hidden for years"
    "Sometimes the sky rains night after night, When will it clear?"

    "But our Hope endures the worst of conditions"
    "It's more than our optimism, Let the earth quake"
    "Our Hope is unchanged"
    "Our Hope Endures" Natalie Grant

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    Looking in my KJB I do not see Rapture listed any place !
    Eph. 2:8
    For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
    9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

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    Re: HA HA Going Home today HA

    Well at least Iím in good company!

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    Re: HA HA Going Home today HA

    Quote Originally Posted by grams View Post
    Looking in my KJB I do not see Rapture listed any place !
    The word "rapture" is not used, but it doesn't mean it's not in the Bible. Paul explained the event (rapture) without calling it so (1 Cor 15:52; 1 Thess 4:17).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trivalee View Post
    The word "rapture" is not used, but it doesn't mean it's not in the Bible.

    Actually the word rapture is used, not English but the Greek word for rapture, Harpazo.
    James 4:10 Humble yourselves in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you up.

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    Looking in my World, I do not see Unicorns any place !


    Job 39:9 King James Version (KJV)

    9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
    9 Let us not lose heart in doing good, for in due time we will reap if we do not grow weary. 10 So then, while we have opportunity, let us do good to all people, and especially to those who are of the household of the faith. - Galatians 6:9-10 NASB

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    Re: HA HA Going Home today HA

    Quote Originally Posted by jesusinmylife View Post
    Looking in my World, I do not see Unicorns any place !
    In my world I have seen many online. Just search google for them.

    Oryx_gazellaGemsbok-300.jpg
    James 4:10 Humble yourselves in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you up.

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    Nice looking Gazelle. But that's not a Unicorn.
    9 Let us not lose heart in doing good, for in due time we will reap if we do not grow weary. 10 So then, while we have opportunity, let us do good to all people, and especially to those who are of the household of the faith. - Galatians 6:9-10 NASB

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    Re: HA HA Going Home today HA

    Quote Originally Posted by jesusinmylife View Post
    Nice looking Gazelle. But that's not a Unicorn.
    Sure it is. A unicorn simply means an animal with one horn. Many animals have one horn including some extinct ones. Just google "animals with one horn" and you will find many.
    James 4:10 Humble yourselves in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewq1938 View Post
    Sure it is. A unicorn simply means an animal with one horn. Many animals have one horn including some extinct ones. Just google "animals with one horn" and you will find many.
    Sure. There are many one horned animals. But only the unicorn is called the unicorn.
    9 Let us not lose heart in doing good, for in due time we will reap if we do not grow weary. 10 So then, while we have opportunity, let us do good to all people, and especially to those who are of the household of the faith. - Galatians 6:9-10 NASB

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