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    Honoring others through...limericks!

    It's probably just part of my warped sense of humor, but I love limericks. I have decided (and hope there are those who will join me) to start a "Lauding Limerick" thread...and humorously praise board members through limericks. Please feel free to join in...my ego won't be able to take it if this thread crashes and burns...

    Here goes, a shout out to the Queen of the Smilies...

    There's a girl known as Godsownfool,
    Her smilies are stupendously cool.
    Her wit is so keen,
    No wonder she's Queen
    of the Smilies, so long may she rule!
    θεοφιλε

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    The man in the bunny suit is Theabaud
    With bunny slippers on his feet he is shod.
    He holds satan liable
    With his trusty pink Bible
    What an outstanding young man of God!
    “Look! I stand at the door and knock. If you hear my voice and open the door, I will come in, and we will share a meal together as friends. " (Rev. 3:20 NLT)
    http://theenglishcottageonnewcastlestreet.blogspot.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by seek_joy
    The man in the bunny suit is Theabaud
    ...
    Excellent!

    ...and thanks for saving my face...
    θεοφιλε

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    And then there's dear sweet Pleroo
    Whose moniker is a purple kangaroo
    She says "it's been fun.
    But I really must run
    I'm having a baby brand new!"
    “Look! I stand at the door and knock. If you hear my voice and open the door, I will come in, and we will share a meal together as friends. " (Rev. 3:20 NLT)
    http://theenglishcottageonnewcastlestreet.blogspot.com/

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    Dang it, Theo, I'll be singing limericks all morning. See what you've started?
    “Look! I stand at the door and knock. If you hear my voice and open the door, I will come in, and we will share a meal together as friends. " (Rev. 3:20 NLT)
    http://theenglishcottageonnewcastlestreet.blogspot.com/

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    A pastor we all know as Mark
    Helps us find our way in the dark.
    With devotions and such
    He helps us so much.
    We all listen when he says, "Hark."
    θεοφιλε

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    There's a man of a certain sort
    Who in Bible Chat holds open court
    But what could be sweeter
    Than our own ProjectPeter
    Who never leaves satan with a retort.

    Okay, I'll stop. For now anyway.
    “Look! I stand at the door and knock. If you hear my voice and open the door, I will come in, and we will share a meal together as friends. " (Rev. 3:20 NLT)
    http://theenglishcottageonnewcastlestreet.blogspot.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by seek_joy
    Okay, I'll stop. For now anyway.
    No, no! I've yanked the limerickal lid off of Pandora's box...no stopping it now!
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    Must. Stop. Writing. Limericks.

    Our dear favorite Brit LindaJ
    Holds to the Truth without sway.
    To those who might mock,
    She replies "Poppycock!
    I'll live my life God's way!"
    “Look! I stand at the door and knock. If you hear my voice and open the door, I will come in, and we will share a meal together as friends. " (Rev. 3:20 NLT)
    http://theenglishcottageonnewcastlestreet.blogspot.com/

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    Seek_Joy has talent, sure enough
    For making up rhymes and such stuff.
    A brain o so quick:
    Another limerick!
    Mentally speaking, Seek_Joy is quite buff.
    θεοφιλε

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    And the hardest one of all....................(drum roll please)

    With an avatar made with a stylus
    We find our own dear Theophilus
    A true blue friend
    He'll be with us to the end
    As faithful as Paul's Ephaphroditus.


    (cymbal crash. Raving applause.)
    “Look! I stand at the door and knock. If you hear my voice and open the door, I will come in, and we will share a meal together as friends. " (Rev. 3:20 NLT)
    http://theenglishcottageonnewcastlestreet.blogspot.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by seek_joy
    And the hardest one of all....................(drum roll please)

    With an avatar made with a stylus
    We find our own dear Theophilus
    A true blue friend
    He'll be with us to the end
    As faithful as Paul's Ephaphroditus.


    (cymbal crash. Raving applause.)
    I am touched...and in a serious state of envy, concerning your limerickal skill. I bow to you, and bestow upon you the title of Master Limerickicist.
    Don't ask me how to pronounce that...
    θεοφιλε

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    Have you met our own Prayin_Saint?
    There's not a person can say that she ain't
    A rock solid believer
    You cannot deceive her
    Her faith would make lucifer faint.
    θεοφιλε

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    Have you seen the rabid chipmunk?
    She lifts us up when we feel like we're sunk.
    She's a cute little critter
    Makes us chortle and twitter
    Her humor is quite the "slam dunk!"
    θεοφιλε

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    She's purple, oh yes, that's quite true
    The beloved marsupial Pleroo
    It's hard to keep posting
    Since a baby she's hosting
    Just when is your little one due?



    I know, that's two for Pleroo...
    But what else would you have me to do?
    I know of no other
    More popular mother
    Who's purple and expectant, do you?
    θεοφιλε

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